ExcUse mE siR i orDerED my penIS 30 minUteS ago

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I, uh… what?

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  • PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He’s got a history with eating raccoon penises.

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    • tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So we dump water on his head, clean water, and the parasite comes out?

      I saw it happen with a praying mantis recently.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What in the actual fuck?

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• fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Holy shit that text is his voice

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  • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i heard he got that misphonic voice due to eating contaminated hippo meat in south america.

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• mountainRadish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s pure comedy right there.

  Now me go peepee. Me maybe lucky me do peepeepoopoo

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• Wilco@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You got to boil the leprosy out of it.

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    and make sure not enough to kill the worm eggs.

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• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  the sound of a raw steak that’s ready for pension being pushed through a juicer-rfk voice

  I don’t mind it taking a bit longer if it means it’s a bit more stiff. But don’t make a highpriest of papa Nurgle wait too long now.

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  To be completely fair, what are the fucking chances?

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• Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  imgur.com/…/get-hands-off-nothing-else-zVhuUlg

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• krisevol@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He just flipped the food pyramid. He’s going great work to save lives. The original food pyramid cost million of lives.

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  • dreamkeeper@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are racoon penis and roadkill at the top of this pyramid?

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    • krisevol@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It is

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are the millions of lives in the room with us right now?

    Better yet, can you point to deaths directly attributable to the food pyramid?

    “Oh no, if only I hadn’t learned the wrong food pyramid in 4th grade!”

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    • krisevol@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The food pyramid diet causes diabetes, and insulin’s resistance.

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    his food pyramid involves worm/eggs at all levels, and each of them is a wild animal carcass.

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  • NoFearFrontier@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Another worm

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