okwhateverdude

@okwhateverdude@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChocChoc⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Creepy fake smile is creepy. Also very disappointed that all of those shapes ended up innocent. I see what you were doing there Hof

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We were all thinking it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pro choice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  🥁🐍

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pro choice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  For games that allow that, yep

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tells a true story⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you’re new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
  
  Be warned:
  
      Anon is often crazy.
      Anon is often depressed.
      Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
  
  If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
  

  No where in that does it say to write your own greentexts, screenshot them, and then post them here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sigourney Weaver and Alan Rickman at the Galaxy Quest premiere in 1999⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That see-through shirt grabthar’d my eyes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Psychedelics are the cheat code⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It is very common to be introspective on psychedelics. They suppress the default mode network (which is basically all of your filters and shortcuts your brain takes) so then your brain starts looking at patterns as if they are new again. This introspection can lead to life changes simply because without the day-to-day nonsense filling your head, you have space to consider what you can do better or what you can fix. You kinda have to be open to this idea and make a focused effort to engage. It’s best paired with therapy or close friends with intent. Otherwise, just doing psychedelics recreationally (because it is fun and feels great especially if you’re suffering from depression!) isn’t gonna fix anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help is needed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Toot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm confused. Is this a kitten or a puppy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Puppy. Duh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lobster 🦞 Claws⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “theyre lobsided”

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's just grass, man.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Leave OP alone!

  😭

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Advanced shitposting⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t let your dreams be dreams. Someone out there, somewhere, has a container of Orange Juice’s meth head cousin, just for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Everybody now!*⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s be real. You neither have the ham or the clamp. Like the miserable person you are. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go put my le farm in, and then take my le farm out. That’s how do you do the hokey pokey, you know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd buy it.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Make any kind of joke and inevitably someone will show up sharing their second-hand offended-ness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon lives on a budget⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Drugs makes the chattel lazy. Can’t have that. It might hurt GDP.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Barn Spiders⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tora, Tora.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never tried it but it sounds like fun⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lifesaver

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most often are you doing the first or the second?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just don’t do it in the fuckin power rack, bro. There is only one, and I am sick of telling the instagrammers doing curls there to GTFO.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn? Beans? Why not both?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This looks tasty af.

  Pro-tip for anyone with a rice cooker: You can throw frozen veggies in with the rice and it will come out perfect. Season with your favorite boullion. You’ll even end up with a milliard reaction with the rice/boullion on the bottom which enhances the flavor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Same energy

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let the awkward silence begin...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I like a boozy brunch, but as a treat, not every day. If I was loading up my coffee with tequila on the regular, something was really wrong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  🫡 Meow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Because human experience alone is too dull for a being existing in a vast universe with trillions of stars. Slip on the metaphysical shoes of some other creature every now and then and marvel how utterly alien human existence actually is. And we’re just one tiny wet rock, spinning around an unremarkable star, in an out of the way spiral arm of an unremarkable galaxy among an endless sea of pinpoints of light.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Might drop phone into the shitty toilet! But if the camera is specifically designed for my toilet, can’t drop it in! What an amazing product idea for people like me! Also, I don’t tell you your hobbies are dumb. If you’re curious, I have a graphed some data showing my normal distribution of bristol scale output for the last few years. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to fish the phone out of the toilet to collect that data (don’t worry, it’s waterproof, so it gets rinsed off during the flush).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  From a dog’s perspective that lives in an urban area, this makes perfect sense. Humans are fascinated with poop, collected in bags, and stored in the park bins. Why wouldn’t they put cameras in their toilets?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what would happen?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  🥁🐍

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You bet your ass I do.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Here, I fixed it for you.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gap's new AI provides disturbing replies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  fr. It is more shocking that they didn’t even bother to properly agentify the chatbot with tools so it can do store look up or inventory availability, you know, the things that people coming to the damn website might want. The lack of guardrails on conversation topics is just icing on the cake: they didn’t even bother to think of ways to limit their liability or even funnel customers into giving them money. That said I’m going to guess the websites for brick and mortar are delegated to marketing firms which sub-contract out the work. Client wanted AI. Client got AI.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gap's new AI provides disturbing replies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  100% goofin 😎