okwhateverdude
@okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
- Comment on What is the best approach to port an iOS app to Android? 11 hours ago:
Thanks bro. I appreciate it
- Comment on What is the best approach to port an iOS app to Android? 11 hours ago:
Well, given the level of effort in the OP, I figured this was the best response. If some serious engineer came up to me and told me they wrote a whole app with some platform specific language and now are looking for tips for porting it to some other platform with some other language, I’d laugh. What else can you say other than “Learn the language of that platform and good luck with the rewrite”? You’re barking up my tree when it is OP with the very lazy fucking question.
- Comment on These AI-generated portraits look insanely realistic 11 hours ago:
Thanks for testing if the downvote button still works.
- Comment on Anon is looking for a girlfriend 12 hours ago:
You’re not wrong. All the cool Italians left and are in my friend circle.
- Comment on What is the best approach to port an iOS app to Android? 12 hours ago:
Feed it to an LLM and tell it to do the thing. It will suck. It might not even build (be very explicit what version of the android SDK you’re targeting). But at least it will exist and you can always massage it into working order.
- Comment on Bum trumpet 1 week ago:
Uh. Trumpet breath.
- Comment on How festive 1 week ago:
What could possibly go wrong?
- Comment on "Pro"gression 1 week ago:
IDDQD
- Comment on "Pro"gression 1 week ago:
Still is here. RetroArch and a few torrents makes it trivially easy to play everything I didn’t get to as a kid on systems I didn’t have. But I’m not gonna grind.
- Comment on sushi delivery 2 weeks ago:
Upside down toast, obviously
- Comment on sushi delivery 2 weeks ago:
Batter those bites, then fry them. Tempura Sushi
- Comment on Betrayal 2 weeks ago:
Yeah man. Your hands are all sweaty holding the walkie as your coworkers come in to take away one of the nicest guys you know. Too bad he turned out to be a pedo. You think you know a person… Well now he can get the help he needs.
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 2 weeks ago:
Aww, don’t be that way. Tongue was firmly in my cheek the entire time, cross my heart. I was worried when I started seeing your downvotes, honestly.
- Comment on Chaotic evil 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 2 weeks ago:
I’m just makin old man jokes over here. Save your pedantry for something that matters 😉
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 2 weeks ago:
Looks like someone poked you with an AT keyboard connector hot enough to burn you
- Comment on World would be a better place 4 weeks ago:
Instead of being offensive, I attempt to deprogram or at least place doubt in their minds. They can talk about their religion as long as I can talk about science and morality. Sadly, I can never get them to come back for a second visit (even if they commit to an appointment time).
- Comment on Red balloon 4 weeks ago:
I love that there is this shared Lemmy lore of various users.
- Comment on What’s wrong, babe? You barely touched your Spaghetacos 4 weeks ago:
Doused with savory fruit paste
- Comment on What’s wrong, babe? You barely touched your Spaghetacos 4 weeks ago:
I can do all things through Weed, which hungers me. –1 Dabs 4:20
- Comment on What’s wrong, babe? You barely touched your Spaghetacos 4 weeks ago:
Tacosghetti
- Comment on 1 month ago:
It is shame how lame 4chan has become. Like, this little kernel was probably only in a large pile of shit and so digging wasn’t that bad. But now, I feel like there is a sign that says there is a corn kernel in this diarrhea lake, but the sign is lying.
- Comment on facebook ai 1 month ago:
Sounds like something someone delicious would say to avoid getting eaten
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Don’t let your dreams be dreams, future bro to birds
- Comment on It's finally here! 2 months ago:
Both indeed
- Comment on It's finally here! 2 months ago:
TenForward is
leakingexpanding. - Comment on September 2025: Updates for the .worlds and call for donations 2 months ago:
This aged so poorly and about as fast as the nazi at the end of Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade.
spoiler
- Comment on 2 months ago:
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Sometimes the headline and the article sensationalize the actual research. Sometimes the study is flawed in some way, but the journo doesn’t actually catch it. And then of course because the news site wants readers to not bounce, they won’t even link the study. So frustrating and obnoxious.
- Comment on Remember beans? 2 months ago:
The duality of the Fediverse.
- Comment on A little memorial at the local dump 2 months ago:
Todd Clorox? Are you, too, a student of proper internet comment etiquette?