Wich one, the good or the stupid Tom Holland aunt
True true
Submitted 4 months ago by bruhduh@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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pseudo@jlai.lu 4 months ago
- forget M.J
- burn the costume
- be happy with my life
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 months ago
It doesn’t really get mentioned that much but Parker is legitimately doing less good being just another superhero than he could being one of Marvel’s “genius inventors” who actually has a functional sense of morality and a working/middle class background, unlike your Stark types.
Spiderverse kind of touched on it but in typical comic fashion it was about how much money Ultimate Parker made and not the fact that he doesn’t need Dinosaur Dude to cure cancer.
pseudo@jlai.lu 4 months ago
So true. Plus he has Harry to give him every opportunity he needs. Not a embarrasing money gift from a rich friend but actual work opportunity where he could be useful.
Tedesche@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Okay, but only the Marisa Tomei version.
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
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bruhduh@lemmy.world 4 months ago
WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward HAWT MAMA! punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out EEE-AW EEE-AW pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere GUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUH wolf whistle AROOOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOO tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart ARF ARF ARF ARF rubs ass on ground like dog WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes own head with hammer 5 times BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK slams chair on table BWOOOAAGHHHH old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HOOOLY MOOOOLY pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them OOOOOOH I’M DYYYYYYYYYYIIN’ fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body WHADDA DAAAAME starts foaming at the mouth HUUUUUUUURRRRRR furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table GRRRR BARK BARK BARK head unscrews and starts rotating BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air DING DING DING DING DING DING starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red HAAAHEEEEEE
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
A simple AWOOOGA! would have been sufficient.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Stop that! I love my family and my wife! All I’ll be using this bed for is sleeping, eating, and maybe building a little fort!