JoMiran
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml
- Comment on Amazon employees are "tokenmaxxing" due to pressure to use AI tools 9 hours ago:
What a shocking turn of events…but not really.
- Comment on ISSPissTracker 1 day ago:
- Comment on Before/beforer 1 day ago:
Just need to treat it as a standard deviation bell curve where they haven’t reached the peak yet.
- Comment on Photoshop 2 days ago:
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Comment on Photoshop 2 days ago:
I only “photoshop”. It’s all artisanal shitposting.
- Comment on brb 3 days ago:
Growing up the saying was “the first shot is just the start of the race”.
- Comment on Charlie Kirk commemorative PEZ dispenser 4 days ago:
That and that it should hinge sideways so that his head tilts to the left and cherry Pez burst out of the right side.
- Comment on Buddha would've loved PowerWash Simulator 4 days ago:
I was genuinely excited about Powerwash Simulator before release. The zen aspect of it was clear from the game concept alone. I told SkillUp on twitter that itbwas going to be amazing and he thought I was trolling, but I and a bunch of others insisted. Then he tried it and almost unironically called it Game of the Year.
So relaxing.
- Comment on You can only joke about things that don't bother MMEEEEEE 4 days ago:
I did not find pleasure in seeing a man die, but holy shit the comedic timing of that bullet for maximum irony was just astounding. It’s the equivalent of Trump getting struck by lightning immediately after saying “If I’m lying, may god strike me dead!”.
- Comment on We dunking on England again 1 week ago:
Now… the broken speaking, is this because you don’t use it much, or because you’re speaking in a carribean accent?
Both. I rarely speak in Spanish, but also, the “Spanish” I know is from the north east coast of Puerto Rico and mostly slang and heavily laden with african and taino words. For context, think Tego Calderon.
- Comment on We dunking on England again 1 week ago:
Close.
Tap for spoiler
“Guaretas” is slang for buttcheeks and “pepas” is slang for pills, normally uppers but not necessarily.
- Comment on We dunking on England again 1 week ago:
Me voa tragar un par de pepas sin receta
Para durar toda la noche dandote por las guaretas!
Yo se que tu quiere que yo coseche
frijoles en salsa de leche.“Uiyi Guaye” – Calle 13
Whomever can translate that slang riddle verse will appreciate the last sentence and how it relates to spunking deep in a bean loving arse.
- Comment on Brrrrr 1 week ago:
It’s so sad that you cannot get a fresh Paraguayan anymore.
- Comment on I stil don't know why they thought it was ok to be this on saturday morning cartoons for young kids to watch back on the day. Ren and Stimpy 1 week ago:
Oh, my beloved ice cream bar…
…how I love to lick your creamy center!
And your oh-so-nutty chocolate covering!
You’re not like the others. You like the same things I do. Wax paper… boiled football leather… DOG BREATH! - Comment on I stil don't know why they thought it was ok to be this on saturday morning cartoons for young kids to watch back on the day. Ren and Stimpy 1 week ago:
Ren: “You know Stimpy. Your wealth of ignorance astounds me.”
Stimpy: "Well they don’t call me stupid for nothin’ "
- Comment on My weekend 1 week ago:
I want this so much. Best I can do is six.
- Comment on Title. 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours 2 weeks ago:
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, X-Lube?
The stuff is amazing, a bottle makes a ton, and as long as you use distilled water, a batch will keep for a long time.
- Comment on wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours 2 weeks ago:
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, X-Lube?
The stuff is amazing, a bottle makes a ton, and as long as you use distilled water, a batch will keep for a long time.
- Comment on wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours 2 weeks ago:
I was a member of a private, country club, gym some years ago. It had really nice showers and an excellent steam room. So many blow jobs and hand jobs in the mornings there.
I have to admit that it was a nice setup. Get up early, hit the gym, get a little release, shave, clean up, and get breakfast with a good and complimentary coffee before leaving, all before work.
I always wondered what sort of shenanigans “the country club house wives” got up to in there all day.
- Comment on sundress with no bra or panties on in Phu Quoc >>>> 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours 2 weeks ago:
I hit puberty at 10yo. From 10 to about 19, my dick had a mind of its own. But since about that age, we have come to an agreement. Get hard and stay hard for as long as I ask, and I promise you’ll never go hungry. The rest of the time, leave me the hell alone.
PS: It was miserable ~12.
- Comment on wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours 2 weeks ago:
Interesting tip,
heh
- Comment on Your parents 640x480 glory. 3 weeks ago:
That’s cable/rental porn backup though. Definitely not internet porn backup.
- Comment on Your parents 640x480 glory. 3 weeks ago:
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- Comment on this is wrong 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on JD Vance Says Pope Leo Should Stay Out of U.S. Affairs 3 weeks ago:
JD Vance needs to stay away from the pope, lest he kill him like the last one.
- Comment on What's your Don Martin sound effect name? 4 weeks ago:
Fap Foop is strangely appropriate.
- Comment on 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 4 weeks ago:
Ah yes, The Roofy Boyz.
