JoMiran

@JoMiran@lemmy.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mornings got me like...⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Morning coffee. Afternoon tea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mind virus⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  F

• This lady posts an improvised song with a different instrument almost every daywww.youtube.com ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam Next Fest has started once again. What good demos have you found?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Demo is live

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam Next Fest has started once again. What good demos have you found?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I am enjoying Cleared Hot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam Next Fest has started once again. What good demos have you found?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I am loving Cleared Hot. It brings me back to my youth when MicroProse reigned supreme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I owe you everything⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That is not my GT but it is exactly the same year, model and color of the one I had. 1984 GT Mach One.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I owe you everything⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  mostly rotted plywood at that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I owe you everything⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  As a GenX kid, this were our escape. Literally and figuratively. We’d just stay out of the house as much as possible.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I owe you everything⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  we do not

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hint

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨kwah⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I had an employee who made them from scratch and they were amazing. Then he showed me how and I’ve never eaten another croissant since. So much butter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Prove me wrong: Fine art is a money laundering scheme.

  Why would I try when it is a fact? I would caveat that fine art “can be” a money laundering scheme (quite easily). It isn’t always a money laundering scheme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨kwah⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That Pillsbury renamed croissant to crescent roll for the American market. Good thing too because calling those things croissant might be considered libel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re an astute collector, fine watches are (like art) a solid form of investment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you need to point out the watch and explain its value, you’ve already lost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨kwah⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile, in America…
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's going on with Borderlands 2? Steam is giving it for free, but the game has 23% positive recent reviews.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I only play AAA games on GeForce Now (cloud). If the game can’t run on my Linux system or on the cloud, I ain’t touching it. Also, there are so many wonderful games that do not require a colonoscopy into your personal data to be played.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Homie’s body wash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 5 stages of Charles Manson⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In response to the comment in the screenshot.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What else is in Miss Piggy's DMs?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Full screen cap of the convo.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anne Rice is girl porn.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not just for girls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Literally, the best way to go. Now I really want that power.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whomever you revive has all the capabilities their physical body can manage, but they never stopped decomposing after death and they are still decomposing. You could revive a skeleton, but they wouldn’t do anything given that they have no flesh or brain, so it would just lay there being calcium. The injuries that killed them would still be present and they’d be in pain from the injury and decomposition, so there’s that. Better hope they weren’t embalmed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Achieved like bats fly. Your arms and fingers have been transformed into wings.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, you aren’t invulnerable so if you punch a wall you’ll still break your hands.

  This is an interesting side effect.

  • Every time they sneeze they break multiple bones.
  • If you push too hard during pooping you’ll blow out your ass and/or cause internal organ damage.
  • Chewing could easily crush your teeth and break your jaw
  • If a guy, don’t even think about masturbation. If you do manage it with the use of a device independent of your super strength, the ejaculation would still shoot out of you like a rail gun, destroying anything in its path and blowing out your penis.

  The list can go on and on. That power is a fucking nightmare.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The ultimate multi-task. I assume that I’d have to manage cell division too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I can control my body at the molecular level, then I can control the chemical reactions in charge of emotions and fatigue. Depression, stress, burnout? Just turn that shit off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Complete and total control over my own body down to the molecular level.