Only for my prostate health

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My father, 85, told me a (two years ago) that I need to masturbate at least three times a week for prostate health and that he does it about five times a week. I remember my life prior to that conversation with fondness. Those were the days.

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Listen to your old man, he used to work on the block.

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Let it be known that I do not press my forehead to the floor because I am a sub, but only for my prostrate health.

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Uhh, the swingers party is next door. Look for the upside down pineapple next time.

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• A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Same

  Ace gang begrudgingly fapping like “let’s get this over with”

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  • zewm@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I feel seen.

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    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      We’re out here!

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• UncleArthur@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Prostate, not prostrate.

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  • zikzak025@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Maybe it’s for all the servants prostrating before their pharaoh.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    masturbating is good for pro state?

    not wanking anymore

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Second meme today, same joke, same error. Is that three meme?

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• NickwithaC@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Turned 40 huh?

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• 4am@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  why he look like King Hegseth of the Nile tho

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