unemployedclaquer

@unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz

• i did kind of wonder why this strange guy was showing me he had a scary piece of metal in his hand
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bug report: My wifes messages are being duplicated⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i can play the 4 second gif and zoom in, but i don’t get it. you should probably just call the fediverse chick and ask her her out bro.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[not a meme] where should i shitpost text-only not-memes?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  as in, personal writings of varying length and substance, but always lacking in whatever it was you wanted

• [not a meme] where should i shitpost text-only not-memes?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cybertruck Crashes in Light Snow as Driver Shouts "NOT AGAIN!"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Couldn’t watch this one but I saw one using an excavator to test the tongue weight of a CT, basically measuring the pressure while pushing on the (steel) tow hitch until it completely broke and exposed a lot of glue.

  Odd fact about the cyber truck, it reacts to damage like anything aluminum, you can never repair the damage that time and driving will do. You can never make a crumpled piece of aluminium foil flat and shiny and smooth again.

  New wrinkle in the “buying a car is buying an immediately and rapidly depreciating asset” category

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk’s X obtains $44bn valuation in sharp turnaround⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ah, but there was a billion in junior debt 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at the plasma donation place, one of the screening questions is "have you had a condition with scab formation?" - like, a superficial cut, or a mosquito bite?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whether I should lie about critical safety matters was not the question, and I got a ton of disingenuous flack and you’re buying into that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at the plasma donation place, one of the screening questions is "have you had a condition with scab formation?" - like, a superficial cut, or a mosquito bite?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry this all went off the rails, but i don’t use any of this for a checkup personally. I just know that people do that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did sites end up making money from API restrictions?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish I could make sense out of it either

  Like yeah, these characters like Musk are deeply venal and ethically impaired, and that’s just average in my experience

  we’re just gambling I guess

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at the plasma donation place, one of the screening questions is "have you had a condition with scab formation?" - like, a superficial cut, or a mosquito bite?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Much love for all the phlebotomists, the diligent scientists, the ones who look at our body bits in microscopes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at the plasma donation place, one of the screening questions is "have you had a condition with scab formation?" - like, a superficial cut, or a mosquito bite?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. Again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at the plasma donation place, one of the screening questions is "have you had a condition with scab formation?" - like, a superficial cut, or a mosquito bite?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  donating blood is NOT donating plasma.

  blood is probably more valuable, especially if you’re near something crazy, like a war or natural disaster. blood is so valuable it’s insane

  plasma, also super valuable, not so immediately helpful to people dying in a war zone

  i was literally just asking about mosquito bites what the fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at the plasma donation place, one of the screening questions is "have you had a condition with scab formation?" - like, a superficial cut, or a mosquito bite?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  all the fucking idiots had to do was forget

  no one actually cares about your junk

  the fucking morons are reminding us we should fight for human rights

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at the plasma donation place, one of the screening questions is "have you had a condition with scab formation?" - like, a superficial cut, or a mosquito bite?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  perhaps you’ve never met someone who was desperate? never been broke and tried to feed a hungry child?

  shit’s crazy. there’s an entire micro economy around plasma. whatever is going on in your life, don’t pretend

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at the plasma donation place, one of the screening questions is "have you had a condition with scab formation?" - like, a superficial cut, or a mosquito bite?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  out of all the stupid things to not get and persist in misunderstanding

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at the plasma donation place, one of the screening questions is "have you had a condition with scab formation?" - like, a superficial cut, or a mosquito bite?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i assume you’ve never donated plasma

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at the plasma donation place, one of the screening questions is "have you had a condition with scab formation?" - like, a superficial cut, or a mosquito bite?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Haemophilia

  yeah that would be bad. I have known people who relied on this as like a “checkup” on their own “risky” behavior.

  it’s not like it’s cool to rely on this as an HIV check, but it comes with a ton of unnecessary and inappropriate judgment

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at the plasma donation place, one of the screening questions is "have you had a condition with scab formation?" - like, a superficial cut, or a mosquito bite?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  to correct myself

  Mosquito-borne diseases or mosquito-borne illnesses are diseases caused by bacteria, viruses or parasites transmitted by mosquitoes. Nearly 700 million people contract mosquito-borne illnesses each year, resulting in more than a million deaths.[1]

  Diseases transmitted by mosquitoes include malaria, dengue, West Nile virus, chikungunya, yellow fever,[2] filariasis, tularemia, dirofilariasis, Japanese encephalitis, Saint Louis encephalitis, Western equine encephalitis, Eastern equine encephalitis,[3] Venezuelan equine encephalitis, Ross River fever, Barmah Forest fever, La Crosse encephalitis, and Zika fever,[3] as well as newly detected Keystone virus and Rift Valley fever. A preprint by Australian research group argues that Mycobacterium ulcerans, the causative pathogen of Buruli ulcer is also transmitted by mosquitoes.[4]

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosquito-borne_disease

  i am very fortunate to not have to deal with any of that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at the plasma donation place, one of the screening questions is "have you had a condition with scab formation?" - like, a superficial cut, or a mosquito bite?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah but you’re not hearing my question. literally no one is going to say sorry, can’t donate, got a mosquito bite

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whose bright idea was it to give the morning people enough power to set the "business hours" anyways‽⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the 12-hour clock used in the u.s. has fucked me and my head many times. i set my alarm to 8’o’clock, saw the sun in the horizon, and set off for class. by the time i got to class it was almost dark and i thought maybe the real shit had dialed in and the sun wasn’t ever coming back.

• at the plasma donation place, one of the screening questions is "have you had a condition with scab formation?" - like, a superficial cut, or a mosquito bite?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is smarter than a genius⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Between fruit and beans, an entire family can turn it up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No title⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Literally a true story. Big Jesus dying everywhere but also super hot White Bearded Jesus’ face everywhere. They sell this shit I every single fucking store all across America

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is smarter than a genius⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apple’s shitty software isn’t the problem. Literally everything online is collected. Why wouldn’t they? How much do you think this comment costs outside the fediverse? And fuck Apple, too you’re right

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is smarter than a genius⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Forgot about that. I too am deeply irresponsible with my liver, but I would never ask for a second one. That’s an entire human organ!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DOGE Is Replacing Fired Workers With a Chatbot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Leon Must couldn’t muddle his way through a tech support phone call with his own junk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bat is the way⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Democracy not a thing for ol batman?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is smarter than a genius⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Steve Jobs a fascist? Like Vichy collaborator and Nazi spy Coco Chanel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tiny Face Vance⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Which of the holes there do I insert the chopsticks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did sites end up making money from API restrictions?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The whole Twitter > x thing has never made any sense. Musk misunderstood what he was signing and accidentally lost an uncountable fortune to buy a social media company and turn it from trash to the shit that skinny raccoons would turn down. Seems to be going well though.