unemployedclaquer
@unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on Piss off! 4 days ago:
I guess I didn’t notice any cicada pee last time. The air was so thick with them it was affecting everybody’s mental health though. If i had noticed pee i would’ve just assumed it was a hallucination
- Comment on How I discovered my partner was an undercover police officer sent to spy on me 4 days ago:
Maybe you might have it there
- Comment on How I discovered my partner was an undercover police officer sent to spy on me 4 days ago:
I remember that happening in Orphan Black. But she stayed married to Donnie and he just became part of the clone gang.
- Comment on Microsoft renames "Remote Desktop" to "Windows App". Good luck googling for any help or troubleshooting it. 4 days ago:
i usually press win+r and type ‘calc’ or ‘cmd’. they could make that more efficient by assigning binary numbers to everything.
- Comment on Proton 1 month ago:
So they’re either particles or waves right?
- Comment on Proton 1 month ago:
Sexy like can I import that oh fucking forget it
- Comment on Justice Dept. Bars Its Lawyers From American Bar Association Functions 1 month ago:
I have seen three movies and the white bits tend to win
- Comment on Justice Dept. Bars Its Lawyers From American Bar Association Functions 1 month ago:
This is not “oh the lawyers are beefing”
This is: you get arrested. Fuck you.
- Comment on Virgin Physicists 1 month ago:
Have you been chillin with the phunkadelic crew sober?
- Comment on Virgin Physicists 1 month ago:
Math is a liquid. Or a language.
- Comment on Virgin Physicists 1 month ago:
I’m fond of the gentle expert dudes who are so old they heard about the mad Max signal intrusion that day
- Comment on Calm your tits 1 month ago:
my tits are masculine and quite supple, thanks
- Comment on i just wanna live 1 month ago:
no idea but probably just a common million-footed monster that will absolutely spicy bite. we got em in the U.S. midwest, but not quite so big. Ohio people are terrified of sprickets, giant harmless crickets, and they are just part of the dank basement ecosystem
- Comment on long 1 month ago:
that’s okay, i’ll stick to stuff that only halfway doesn’t suck
- Comment on long 1 month ago:
that guy who wrote The Most Dangerous Game did not know about prions
- Comment on long 1 month ago:
you could buy some bacon and connect it to some other bacon that you bought. not sure why tho. bacon is the most basic easy to cook, but long bacon sounds like it requires a 10 meter wide copper pan
- Comment on long 1 month ago:
the guy from the Bear, the main chef character, has knuckle tattoos that spell S, O, U - last knuckle is empty
- Comment on i just wanna live 1 month ago:
my slovenly ass picked up my dirty t-shirt off the floor in Hawaii and some 30-cm monster came flying out and disappeared underneath the china cabinet, not sure why there was a china cabinet. took me awhile and some soothing from my unflappable lover to decide if I should be really freaking out.
- Comment on Virgin Physicists 1 month ago:
i miss old school radioshack. i did not know what all those bins of tiny electronic hobby parts were for, but I desperately wanted to learn. I did eventually but you have to get all your stuff from some shady oligarch.
- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 1 month ago:
Bad Religion, for the endless ranting raging. Suffer is an epic album. fuckin 1982 for real.
- Comment on You must take a long road trip with Donald Trump and no one else in the car. Security is everywhere; no one is in danger. You drive and control the radio, but can only play music. What's the playlist? 1 month ago:
i would say Die Arzte aren’t that obscure, but fuck if I know how to spell anything auf Deutsch. scheiss darauf
- Comment on You must take a long road trip with Donald Trump and no one else in the car. Security is everywhere; no one is in danger. You drive and control the radio, but can only play music. What's the playlist? 1 month ago:
lmao it’s called roadtrip with trump. well done and solid picks
- Comment on You must take a long road trip with Donald Trump and no one else in the car. Security is everywhere; no one is in danger. You drive and control the radio, but can only play music. What's the playlist? 1 month ago:
i honestly thought Chumbawumba had only one song, and i would have to fight you if you played that one. fucking awesome, must revisit
- Comment on You must take a long road trip with Donald Trump and no one else in the car. Security is everywhere; no one is in danger. You drive and control the radio, but can only play music. What's the playlist? 1 month ago:
i was really trying to add in a stipulation that excluded assassination attempts or intentionally meeting jersey barriers at high speed, only for sake of the experiment
- Comment on You must take a long road trip with Donald Trump and no one else in the car. Security is everywhere; no one is in danger. You drive and control the radio, but can only play music. What's the playlist? 1 month ago:
yes. might want to consider one’s own mental health
- Comment on You must take a long road trip with Donald Trump and no one else in the car. Security is everywhere; no one is in danger. You drive and control the radio, but can only play music. What's the playlist? 1 month ago:
that slays and i had no idea it existed. Woody Guthrie didn’t pull no punches.
//this machine kills fascists//
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- Comment on Bug report: My wifes messages are being duplicated 2 months ago:
i can play the 4 second gif and zoom in, but i don’t get it. you should probably just call the fediverse chick and ask her her out bro.
- Comment on [not a meme] where should i shitpost text-only not-memes? 2 months ago:
as in, personal writings of varying length and substance, but always lacking in whatever it was you wanted