unemployedclaquer
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- Comment on Proton 4 weeks ago:
So they’re either particles or waves right?
- Comment on Proton 4 weeks ago:
Sexy like can I import that oh fucking forget it
- Comment on Justice Dept. Bars Its Lawyers From American Bar Association Functions 4 weeks ago:
I have seen three movies and the white bits tend to win
- Comment on Justice Dept. Bars Its Lawyers From American Bar Association Functions 4 weeks ago:
This is not “oh the lawyers are beefing”
This is: you get arrested. Fuck you.
- Comment on Virgin Physicists 4 weeks ago:
Have you been chillin with the phunkadelic crew sober?
- Comment on Virgin Physicists 4 weeks ago:
Math is a liquid. Or a language.
- Comment on Virgin Physicists 4 weeks ago:
I’m fond of the gentle expert dudes who are so old they heard about the mad Max signal intrusion that day
- Comment on Calm your tits 5 weeks ago:
my tits are masculine and quite supple, thanks
- Comment on i just wanna live 5 weeks ago:
no idea but probably just a common million-footed monster that will absolutely spicy bite. we got em in the U.S. midwest, but not quite so big. Ohio people are terrified of sprickets, giant harmless crickets, and they are just part of the dank basement ecosystem
- Comment on long 5 weeks ago:
that’s okay, i’ll stick to stuff that only halfway doesn’t suck
- Comment on long 5 weeks ago:
that guy who wrote The Most Dangerous Game did not know about prions
- Comment on long 5 weeks ago:
you could buy some bacon and connect it to some other bacon that you bought. not sure why tho. bacon is the most basic easy to cook, but long bacon sounds like it requires a 10 meter wide copper pan
- Comment on long 5 weeks ago:
the guy from the Bear, the main chef character, has knuckle tattoos that spell S, O, U - last knuckle is empty
- Comment on i just wanna live 5 weeks ago:
my slovenly ass picked up my dirty t-shirt off the floor in Hawaii and some 30-cm monster came flying out and disappeared underneath the china cabinet, not sure why there was a china cabinet. took me awhile and some soothing from my unflappable lover to decide if I should be really freaking out.
- Comment on Virgin Physicists 5 weeks ago:
i miss old school radioshack. i did not know what all those bins of tiny electronic hobby parts were for, but I desperately wanted to learn. I did eventually but you have to get all your stuff from some shady oligarch.
- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 5 weeks ago:
Bad Religion, for the endless ranting raging. Suffer is an epic album. fuckin 1982 for real.
- Comment on You must take a long road trip with Donald Trump and no one else in the car. Security is everywhere; no one is in danger. You drive and control the radio, but can only play music. What's the playlist? 5 weeks ago:
i would say Die Arzte aren’t that obscure, but fuck if I know how to spell anything auf Deutsch. scheiss darauf
- Comment on You must take a long road trip with Donald Trump and no one else in the car. Security is everywhere; no one is in danger. You drive and control the radio, but can only play music. What's the playlist? 5 weeks ago:
lmao it’s called roadtrip with trump. well done and solid picks
- Comment on You must take a long road trip with Donald Trump and no one else in the car. Security is everywhere; no one is in danger. You drive and control the radio, but can only play music. What's the playlist? 5 weeks ago:
i honestly thought Chumbawumba had only one song, and i would have to fight you if you played that one. fucking awesome, must revisit
- Comment on You must take a long road trip with Donald Trump and no one else in the car. Security is everywhere; no one is in danger. You drive and control the radio, but can only play music. What's the playlist? 5 weeks ago:
i was really trying to add in a stipulation that excluded assassination attempts or intentionally meeting jersey barriers at high speed, only for sake of the experiment
- Comment on You must take a long road trip with Donald Trump and no one else in the car. Security is everywhere; no one is in danger. You drive and control the radio, but can only play music. What's the playlist? 5 weeks ago:
yes. might want to consider one’s own mental health
- Comment on You must take a long road trip with Donald Trump and no one else in the car. Security is everywhere; no one is in danger. You drive and control the radio, but can only play music. What's the playlist? 5 weeks ago:
that slays and i had no idea it existed. Woody Guthrie didn’t pull no punches.
//this machine kills fascists//
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- Comment on Bug report: My wifes messages are being duplicated 1 month ago:
i can play the 4 second gif and zoom in, but i don’t get it. you should probably just call the fediverse chick and ask her her out bro.
- Comment on [not a meme] where should i shitpost text-only not-memes? 1 month ago:
as in, personal writings of varying length and substance, but always lacking in whatever it was you wanted
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- Comment on Cybertruck Crashes in Light Snow as Driver Shouts "NOT AGAIN!" 1 month ago:
Couldn’t watch this one but I saw one using an excavator to test the tongue weight of a CT, basically measuring the pressure while pushing on the (steel) tow hitch until it completely broke and exposed a lot of glue.
Odd fact about the cyber truck, it reacts to damage like anything aluminum, you can never repair the damage that time and driving will do. You can never make a crumpled piece of aluminium foil flat and shiny and smooth again.
New wrinkle in the “buying a car is buying an immediately and rapidly depreciating asset” category
- Comment on Elon Musk’s X obtains $44bn valuation in sharp turnaround 1 month ago:
ah, but there was a billion in junior debt 🤣
- Comment on at the plasma donation place, one of the screening questions is "have you had a condition with scab formation?" - like, a superficial cut, or a mosquito bite? 1 month ago:
Whether I should lie about critical safety matters was not the question, and I got a ton of disingenuous flack and you’re buying into that.