unemployedclaquer
@unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 21 hours ago:
Youve seen this more than once? wut? same or different cities?
- Comment on Endangered Asian elephant born at Smithsonian’s National Zoo for the first time in nearly 25 years after a 21-month pregnancy 1 day ago:
Ugh. The zoo. Why?
You say an elephant? Oh dear. fanning self
- Comment on Even their fish are fucked up 1 day ago:
We (young adolescents) found a joint in the Pic-Pac parking lot. Took that and our skateboards to the entrance of the abandoned middle school. someone cut that thing up on an upturned skateboard and concluded it’s weed, good weed, with some extra white powder… Im still alive, I guess. Good trip, but I cant recommend the risk.
- Comment on I've Hit The Perfect Weight 2 days ago:
Always concerned when someone is trapped inside a reflection. Try tapping the inside of an ankle by 123.45 times
- Comment on They'll tell you 5 days ago:
Were you seeing Marjorie Taylor Greene?
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I might not get paid this time around but j fucking love Greenland
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Squeaky mini this and the, such Fuck me for mentioning Greenland. And all the icy
Love Greenland
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Very judgemental of you to call me mostly water!
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Yeah gimme that how much
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Who are you to judge a person’s rounding error
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Only from the toes
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I’ve been trying to work out how I knew those memes were related and fine. It’s fine.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
💯 hot! We bring out the weird chili sauce for you!
- Comment on Deuterostomes 1 week ago:
What’s it with the goats. Can’t find a goats emoji.
- Comment on I feel like I'm being watched 1 week ago:
I seen a panther and its baby. Because… they did not care about me.
- Comment on Slay Girl 1 week ago:
You need to do a children’s book inspired by those three paragraphs
- Comment on i did kind of wonder why this strange guy was showing me he had a scary piece of metal in his hand 1 week ago:
Gotta remind myself, fuck what they think
- Comment on I read this shit in jail. 2 weeks ago:
We will continue to have many such questions for the overlords.
- Comment on shut the hell up 2 weeks ago:
My mama is obsessed with her multi printer and I am going to make this spontaneously generate
- Comment on I read this shit in jail. 2 weeks ago:
Best thing you can do in jail is work on some social skills, even if just to get better books
- Comment on We must remember the simple wisdom of nature 2 weeks ago:
Let’s just keep it under wraps, babes. Some people gotta eat .
- Comment on Too late 2 weeks ago:
I heard you could send a strongly worded crunch wrap through the mail, instead of hiring a lawyer. But one of the guys on that podcast turned out to be a creep and the joke fucking dematerialized.
- Comment on Chomp! 2 weeks ago:
Whatever tf confetti cake is, you can have all this
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- Comment on Get this filth out of my sight 3 weeks ago:
So, semen retention makes a person incapable of presenting an valid argument. But idgaf. You arrived at this conclusion after not speaking out for many menstrual cycles? Did a Real Woman cage your genitals?
- Comment on Troll physics 3 weeks ago:
I’m up here on a scissor lift. I get real high and my shit is janky and steers like a whale. Actually we’ll all get out manoeuvred when the whales come, but I’ll be up there, clinging to a mast. Well, anti-gravity forklifts might pose some threat to one clinging to an anomalous ship mast in a warehouse BUT! I have your clipboards!
- Comment on Anon files a lawsuit 3 weeks ago:
I appreciate this discussion. I was about to post an emoji instead of saying that, and got overwhelmed by the list of emojis.
- Comment on Anon files a lawsuit 3 weeks ago:
It’s a sensitive topic, and I’m not the most sensitive person, but I’m not out to be a troll. Rights to personal autonomy, and consent, and privacy are at the crux of it. But also people hurt other people and it’s good to look out for that and to help each other to prevent that. Just don’t be a dick, I guess. Don’t dictate feelings to a rational adult.
- Comment on Anon files a lawsuit 3 weeks ago:
I think that because I am wondering when I read your comment, why are you defending the right to have incest for some “fucking weird” people when you were just made aware of the danger of grooming, especially in that context?
You are pushing me into a corner with your own definitions of “power dynamics” and consent. I can’t speak for anyone else on consent, which is what originally provoked me, that someone else would want to reach in and define consent or question others’ adult definitions. Look into some kink play, again, people are pretty fucking weird.
- Comment on Anon files a lawsuit 3 weeks ago:
I must reiterate, I am not advocating for incest. When someone says “you can never be really sure that they are freely consenting”, my reaction is astonishment. Who is that person to judge what any of that means?
