unemployedclaquer

@unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So, how's it hanging?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dangit that is my route, or it was!

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  I mean yeah me too but these days I don’t care

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're cured!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They also don’t do mind control plans on hyphenation. Kudos if you’re young enough to get xkcd in a controlled setting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're cured!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I said, you swallow a pill. I’m not a doctor, and I know thats not the only way. You posted a link that backs me up! Here’s another

  my.clevelandclinic.org/…/25202-fecal-transplant

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My friend Charlie is back....⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah foot inner arch begins to scream out of nowhere while relaxing, happens once or twice a year since always. Skips a year sometimes. Thanks for others’ advice that’s been posted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're cured!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You can get feces transplanted to treat a c. diff infection. Like, you swallow a pill made from human shit and it can help you. So if you need the whole ass organ transplanted, you need that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get stuffed, Millhouse⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t discount the fucker, he’s equipped with shit he doesn’t know what about and could create a bigger mess. How many of these idiots do they deploy just to spread the oleo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia Announces DLSS 5, and it adds... An AI slop filter over your game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup. You will soon pay premium for checks notes actual footage of people enjoying fucking?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia Announces DLSS 5, and it adds... An AI slop filter over your game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, total recall, the triple boobs scene, to be ignored cus it’s cool sci fi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia Announces DLSS 5, and it adds... An AI slop filter over your game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes on factorio, even though I am so bad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia Announces DLSS 5, and it adds... An AI slop filter over your game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Omg someone tell that young person her lips are looking thin!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put the shoes on⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t do that sorry. Actually I am lmao like, nah, but

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put the shoes on⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Paragraph breaks, my himie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fascism bad.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that I’ve lost the narrative, and that’s an unacceptable thing to say

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fascism bad.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stay close to the tree line. Learn to identify plants with poisonous oils. Stockpile the leaves that are like paper. If you must run a fire, use clean burning fuels, to avoid disclosing location. Dig a deep hole and build a privacy wall out of poisonous vines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meirl⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As there are no means of verifying anything to do with bones, I am insured and I offer a guarantee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meirl⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Meticulous attention to restoring your own future gravesite after the graverobbing will not prevent altering the future in ways impossible in the normal passage of time. Obviously, unspeakable events will unfold.

  I propose, in order to prevent any time slippage issues, I offer a future grave robbing service. In the the future, when you are gone, but I am here, time travel tech will be a-ok!

  So you can pay me now, and receive your own bones at any point in your life. We have a London shipping underwriters service to guarantee satisfaction and we try really hard to avoid “time crimes”, hahaha who are those time cop clowns

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know. Somehow, I've always known.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a helpful and necessary addition. The mythology does not serve itself.

• I'm training my neighbor's dog by just being chill. I dont give ANY treats to strange dogs. Buttfuck, i want to tell all the dogs they are the best dogs. Yes, question?sopuli.xyz ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get on my level⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hello! Fuck you and fuck your improvements!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get on my level⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s quite okay if youre not psycho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get on my level⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Calm down because wtf is your deal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get on my level⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just two fingers in the nostrils

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish I could do executive orders 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  arkansas, what. Where do you want least?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When DinoCon is doing more than the US Gov⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The epstein shit is extensive, ezxpansivs, lalala. Personally i clean my sink: this is what the former associates say

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ancient hyperfixations⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How do we categorize someone who is less than this at reindeer herding?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we're all a little gay inside⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Once i was driving a rig through ohio eastbound and seen a rainbow ahead, and they’re hard to predict with the untrained eye, but i said to myself, fuckin hilarious if i hit the end of the rainbow a couple miles west of Columbus.

  And that is where i personally saw the end of a rainbow, like that spectral vision dropped into the middle of I-70, where traffic was fucked from collisions because people were you know

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish I could do executive orders 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Out the airlock, maybe?

  Shit sorry this is turning into a Heinlein trope

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So correct but I recommend some editing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah so i paid a team of experts to do my job

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah