unemployedclaquer

@unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get on my level⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s quite okay if youre not psycho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get on my level⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Calm down because wtf is your deal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get on my level⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just two fingers in the nostrils

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish I could do executive orders 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  arkansas, what. Where do you want least?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When DinoCon is doing more than the US Gov⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The epstein shit is extensive, ezxpansivs, lalala. Personally i clean my sink: this is what the former associates say

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ancient hyperfixations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How do we categorize someone who is less than this at reindeer herding?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we're all a little gay inside⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Once i was driving a rig through ohio eastbound and seen a rainbow ahead, and they’re hard to predict with the untrained eye, but i said to myself, fuckin hilarious if i hit the end of the rainbow a couple miles west of Columbus.

  And that is where i personally saw the end of a rainbow, like that spectral vision dropped into the middle of I-70, where traffic was fucked from collisions because people were you know

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish I could do executive orders 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Out the airlock, maybe?

  Shit sorry this is turning into a Heinlein trope

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So correct but I recommend some editing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah so i paid a team of experts to do my job

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Omg the ants are so smelly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We really need to bring back the 70s conversation pits⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fallingwater is very interesting, visited as a teenager, with no concept of anything, especially fluid dynamics, but I had seen how heavy snowfall led to heavy river rise that flooded my home and fucked up my life. And i had a vague idea that we all understand, which is that water always wins. So when I saw the interior of Fallingwater, I was like, this shit is not a place humans could live.

  Tl:dr fallingwater is leaky and damp

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ants will creep in. You will attempt your triumphant self sufficient middle of nowhere meal of rocks and soil. When your fire fails, Youll rip open your last remaining stash of nutritiuous gruel and stuff a handful in your mouth, and taste that acid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The radical woke subliminal message in Bad Bunny's halftime performance⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah it’s good. I’d heard about it, finally looked it up earlier today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your teenager AND your husband⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Youve seen this more than once? wut? same or different cities?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Endangered Asian elephant born at Smithsonian’s National Zoo for the first time in nearly 25 years after a 21-month pregnancy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ugh. The zoo. Why?

  You say an elephant? Oh dear. fanning self

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even their fish are fucked up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We (young adolescents) found a joint in the Pic-Pac parking lot. Took that and our skateboards to the entrance of the abandoned middle school. someone cut that thing up on an upturned skateboard and concluded it’s weed, good weed, with some extra white powder… Im still alive, I guess. Good trip, but I cant recommend the risk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've Hit The Perfect Weight⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Always concerned when someone is trapped inside a reflection. Try tapping the inside of an ankle by 123.45 times

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They'll tell you⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Were you seeing Marjorie Taylor Greene?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I might not get paid this time around but j fucking love Greenland

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Squeaky mini this and the, such Fuck me for mentioning Greenland. And all the icy

  Love Greenland

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Very judgemental of you to call me mostly water!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah gimme that how much

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who are you to judge a person’s rounding error

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only from the toes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been trying to work out how I knew those memes were related and fine. It’s fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  💯 hot! We bring out the weird chili sauce for you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deuterostomes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s it with the goats. Can’t find a goats emoji.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like I'm being watched⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I seen a panther and its baby. Because… they did not care about me.