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- Comment on Big Ol' Beavers 4 weeks ago:
Global Scientific Survey Deploys Giant Autonomous Vaginas to Assess the Planetary Situation
- Comment on Trump cosplaying 4 weeks ago:
Food service workers do not scrub down like OR personnel. They really need to wash their hands routinely and wear hairnets and not touch their privates. The whole thing of Subway employees donning a new pair of gloves for each sandwich is just theatre. Go into any professional kitchen away from public view and you will not see the cooks and chefs wearing gloves.
- Comment on Mine's a Juicer 5 weeks ago:
don’t do that. dm me but don’t do that
- Comment on Wait until they find out about chickens! 5 weeks ago:
i love it, but the “bag” to which you refer, is a plastic bag. the freezer? that you bought at a big box store? or say you bought second hand? that all requires massive amounts of infrastructure. Massive amounts of power. Massive engineering projects to bring you that power.
you’re not a hippy just because you store veggies in the freezer.
- Comment on Wait until they find out about chickens! 5 weeks ago:
imagine if we just said, we’re all farmers! all this green space… acres that only get mowed …
- Comment on Badgers 5 weeks ago:
yeah 3 am riding my little motorcycle through an appalachian holler so slowly because the mist was overwhelming and blinding and suddenly i was surrounded by a couple deer and a giant buck… i was like i don’t know if they can accelerate faster than me but i’ll try. i made it out, but if i hadn’t been so slow, i would have crashed into a deer or swerving
- Comment on Make the right choice. 5 weeks ago:
Holy crap what have you done
- Comment on How you know the Democrats think Trump is going to win 1 month ago:
Article written by former Trump staffer Mick mulvaney, he was OMB director and then acting WH chief of staff
[democrats] are complaining more and more about a relatively new, entirely fabricated, but certainly sinister sounding boogeyman that could steal away the election: the “Electoral College bias.” Nothing screams “we are going to lose” more than saying the game was rigged in the first place.
No sir, the electoral college is a known shit process
- Comment on mmm biocrust 1 month ago:
I couldn’t tell ya, not a Harry potter person.
- Comment on mmm biocrust 1 month ago:
__A mashup so bad, only corporate tv would fund it: doogie howser, but he’s Harry potter
- Comment on I just opened an overpriced can of fancy soup and on the label, along with the expected stuff like 'gluten-free' and 'GMO-free,' was 'mustard free' and 'celery free.' Is that a thing now? 1 month ago:
Interesting. I didn’t know sumac was anything other than poisonous. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumac Of course no one would use urushiol as a spice, would they?
- Comment on Scientific Success 1 month ago:
The speed of farts is an interesting question. Definitely appreciate any new research.
- Comment on mmm biocrust 1 month ago:
In which Harry investigates a mysterious semaphore! He gets to the top of the tower, and finds an old man, tending a small fire!
“No news, mate. Got some dickweed for my pipe?”
- Comment on I just opened an overpriced can of fancy soup and on the label, along with the expected stuff like 'gluten-free' and 'GMO-free,' was 'mustard free' and 'celery free.' Is that a thing now? 1 month ago:
Whatever is in hummus from nice restaurants, for me. Something fresh? And I used to make hummus in a restaurant and never had a problem. Most of the ingredients came from a can though.
- Comment on Australia detects the first case of the highly transmissible COVID-19 strain dubbed XEC 1 month ago:
My impression from predictions was that covid would get weaker over time, but more persistent, and become an extra thing aside influenza.
- Comment on Anon gets a pizza 1 month ago:
OP found a friend but decided to have a panic attack over it. Same bro. Happens to me on the regular. Maybe stuff a $20 in the tip jar next time. Or bring them a bottle of random Prosecco and then awkwardly leave.
- Comment on Don't do it. 1 month ago:
Yeh just get the leaves off any pavement, steps or walkways or sidewalks. When I was a little kid I would wander the neighborhood with a rake or a snow shovel, etc. Sometimes old ladies would pay with money and tip with cookies.
Don’t listen to those kids. If you have to, just give them a snack
- Comment on Is 24/7 a common idiom throughout the world? 1 month ago:
The frilly bits might serve as shoddy feathering if you wanted to launch them from a tiny compound bow
- Comment on Why do all languages share the same intonation for questions? 1 month ago:
So that movie Coherence except your character got annoyed and left early so they had no clue of the shenanigans, and slept well.
- Comment on Is 24/7 a common idiom throughout the world? 1 month ago:
omg the babylonians, fielded the best footie team in all of existence, except for other examples.
- Comment on Why do all languages share the same intonation for questions? 1 month ago:
People are amazing at dinnertime.
- Comment on Why do all languages share the same intonation for questions? 1 month ago:
Nah I lived with a woman in Burbank. Not my scene. Out of all the people in the LA suburbs I met whom I didn’t like, that annoying valley girl accent never came up.
- Comment on Is 24/7 a common idiom throughout the world? 1 month ago:
Didn’t the Egyptians figure it out? Or someone before them was like “SHADOWS! SHADOWS THEN! SHADOWS NOW!”
- Comment on Why do all languages share the same intonation for questions? 1 month ago:
Is that what you meant by valley girl?
- Comment on Is 24/7 a common idiom throughout the world? 1 month ago:
Well now there are two plus me, and this is fantastic content for role playing
- Comment on Why do all languages share the same intonation for questions? 1 month ago:
Whatever that is, sounds like it might be toxic, typing it into my ancient-ass tablet broke everything and now the browser will only load the wiki page on neoliberalism
- Comment on Why do all languages share the same intonation for questions? 1 month ago:
That’s a sexist stereotype, but it’s true for anyone feeling really unsure about their statement. You don’t even have to change the note at the end of the sentence. Could just trail off… or add a whole new half sentence like "thoughts? "
- Comment on Is setting a box outside a viable trapping strategy for felines? 1 month ago:
I initially thought they were catching multiple cats at once, and that can not go well for the humans. But the brutal honesty is if there are too many cats on a farm, it would be cool if they humanely euthanized them or just neutered all the toms. That is not necessarily how it works.
- Comment on What? 1 month ago:
The human versions also call themselves snowbirds. The rich ones mostly fly somewhere “nice”. Train kids and modern hobos hitch a ride to a more hospitable climate. The likes of U.S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas travel in corporate-funded luxury RVs. The Sonora Desert is full of the same assholes fucking up Florida. They see “desert” and think it’s a wasteland, instead of a functioning ecosystem.
- Comment on What? 1 month ago:
This recalls a forgotten memory. Some adult/teacher was explaining that birds (in general) go north for the winter. We’re midway up somewhere in the northern hemisphere. I was maybe 6 and just couldn’t grasp why birds would go north in the winter toward colder weather. The adult went off on a condescending rant about having to repeat themself and migratory patterns and birds being birds. I still know very little about birds.