unemployedclaquer
@unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on 3 days ago:
Probably helps to know the person and whether they’ll appreciate it. Do that weird back rub shit on me and we are done. Get the fuck out of the hospital room.
- Comment on Take that, Scar! 3 days ago:
Nothing to do with Kentucky! Except for the driveable glittery shoe. And the punching of grandma. But we don’t have any wild pandas! Why is everyone leaving?
- Comment on Instead we got a trillion dollar man 6 days ago:
Thanks
- Comment on Instead we got a trillion dollar man 6 days ago:
My plan is to look in a bunch of ladies
- Comment on Instead we got a trillion dollar man 6 days ago:
Omg why
- Comment on Why even try? The peak of humor has already been reached 6 days ago:
That is such a bad silly story
- Comment on My Arrakis 6 days ago:
Frank Herbert and Philip K. Dick were high as fuck and they were creative but very fucking stupid
- Comment on My Arrakis 6 days ago:
We can resurrect this pile of shit
- Comment on My Arrakis 6 days ago:
Corn. Beans. Why are hu-mans so tedious.
- Comment on Mozart and his wolves 6 days ago:
You don’t have to even like 88⁸87⁷777
- Comment on Well damn. Glad he's dead. 1 week ago:
I will say, the Dilbert guy died, looo CR CR Scott Adams died, oh what a tiresome little dfuck HaruphadumphHaruphadumph
- Comment on Well damn. Glad he's dead. 1 week ago:
That’s rough what is that, my brain and psyche are all so fucked I started to think about fucking all of the billionaires
- Comment on Oh no! What a shame! 1 week ago:
I was a kid to appear in the Hall and I said I… This is just the heliboard predictions but I don’t write anything substantive here or anywhere
- Comment on Hell yeah brother! 2 weeks ago:
Not sure what insights I expected from DJ Danarchy but this is chill
- Comment on Where are we heading? 2 weeks ago:
The god’s genitals is also a face. Is that so difficult
- Comment on Marketing 2 weeks ago:
I’m here for the burritos and vodka. A succulent meal.
- Comment on Why have we as a society just accepted the increasingly blinding bright lights of cars? 3 weeks ago:
I feel concerned about your shitty vision. You could pay me to fix that.
- Comment on Here's hoping he calls again 3 weeks ago:
So just a little bit of info, doing butt stuff will be messy so throw down an old shower curtain and please just keep it sanitary
- Comment on Why have we as a society just accepted the increasingly blinding bright lights of cars? 3 weeks ago:
There’s been a ton of coverage on this, not sure that it matters. The physics of car fired harpoons to attack other cars is eluding me, while I develop many patents on the matter
- Comment on Annoying neighbor 3 weeks ago:
Y’all all live in the same apartment complex
- Comment on You seeing this? 3 weeks ago:
Extra rigging! We can protect so many testicles!
- Comment on Push to open 3 weeks ago:
An invitation to let my microscopic bits coalesce! The sexual deception is nothing lool
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- Comment on We produce more resources than we could ever consume in the least sustainable ways possible. 3 weeks ago:
You can disclaim responsibility from the 21st century by being less of a shit and then you’ll dissolve in a different colored acid Barth
- Comment on We produce more resources than we could ever consume in the least sustainable ways possible. 3 weeks ago:
What the fuck. Double all the problems, fuck you
- Comment on We produce more resources than we could ever consume in the least sustainable ways possible. 3 weeks ago:
Hmm. Stop burning shit.
- Comment on i don't care 3 weeks ago:
Used to see this trash. You got archives of Teen Beat?
- Comment on i don't care 3 weeks ago:
I do not appreciate what the AI has done to storytelling.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Technically, less typing! Well fix your default search is what I tell em and I charge 37500 dollars! That’s a lie but I wouldn’t lie to the internet
- Comment on Anon reads horror 4 weeks ago:
My ex went on to get a PhD in English with Stephen king as a specific area of interest and I’m glad I don’t know exactly the email to send what you said, well it would be super awkward and probably misunderstood