RHCP is so much hornier than Weezer.
90s band alignment chart
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
RHCP are only horny for California.
NKBTN@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Oh, is THAT where they’re from? Only they never seem to mention it in any of their songs
AtariDump@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Seems like Californication
merc@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
While there’s a lot of disagreement on where bands belong, I think Rage Against the Machine as the pinnacle of Angry Music is one we can all agree with.
rmuk@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Yeah, especially printers. Fuck printers.
Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wouldn’t Deftones be in the horny section?
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is exactly the kind of discussion I’d like on this post.
Glifted@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Deftones are VERY horny
FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
This is what I came here to ask, I specifically was looking for Deftones in the horny section and when I didn’t see it I assumed Deftones was excluded.
Imagine my surprise when it’s all the way on the angry side.
All the songs are Chino moaning into the mic, make it make sense.
atomicorange@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Deftones and NIN need to switch places.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m assuming every ska band is so far off the left edge we can’t see them.
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 3 weeks ago
If your band has a brass section, jump immediately to horny.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
slow clap 👏
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Especially if they’ve got a tromboner
merc@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I’m not sure Cake qualifies.
thomcat@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
If it was just a little but longer we could
PICKITUP PICKITUP PICKITUP
match@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
the mysterious unreadable watermark in the lower left is actually a blurred-out rude boy
Snowpix@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
The happiest in sound, but the lyrics are definitely usually on the sad or angry side lmao
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
The Cat Empire fell off the left, near the bottom
Wilco@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Someone has never listened to No Doubt or NIN.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Also Morphine, Offspring, Tool, and Veruca Tools, Blink 182 is way more happy and horny than Sublime. Weezer belongs where the Flaming Lips are and RHCP is hornier than both of them.
This chart is awful.
mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I was gonna say how is the Offspring sad!?
Ledivin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Idk, Tool feels about right? Maybe slightly more angry and slightly less sad
dukatos@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Or Korn
billwashere@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So you can’t be Angry and Horny?!?!
CaptSneeze@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sure you can. All of the bands I the middle of the y-axis are equally angry and horny.
sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not in the nineties, you couldn’t. 😉
expatriado@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
can’t be angry and horny at the same time, that’s discriminatory to incel music /s
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Angry & horny = Limp Bizkit
troyunrau@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Big Naked. Nine in Nails. Marylin Manson. Our Lady Peace, Alanis Morissette. There’s quite a few that could be both. But, alas, this is only a two axis graphic ;)
Also, how to tell I grew up on Canadian radio…
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The amount of comments saying “ANGRY AND HORNY IS A THING!” has me a little worried about y’all.
Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You’ve never had angry sex?
chandlerbung@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
No, I sleep in a race car bed alone.
bollybing@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
I guess horny anger describes the incel condition pretty well.
futatorius@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Only in the best of times.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not saying it’s not a thing… More that everyone needs that to be in this shit post
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
May I introduce you to Electric Six?
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
get_the_reference_@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Just keep fuckin walkin with Danny you fuckin bitch!
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They definitely hit horny as well.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is there a way to put NIN into both extremes of Angry and Horny?
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My first thought exactly. To do so, we must bend space itself? We’d need a wormhole.
samuelazers@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
All you need is a piece of scotch tape and loop the graph back on itself.
get_the_reference_@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
_stranger_@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Uh, they put sublime under happy because it’s Ska-like. I don’t think whoever made this chart ever listened to any of the words.
What I got is arguably their happiest song, and it’s *painfully obvious" it’s him reminding himself that life can be enjoyed, is worth living, even when everything is shit.
get_the_reference_@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Fuck it, fine, and it’s all the same, living with Louie Dog’s the only way to stay sane.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Yea Id put them a lot closer to angry. Id still slant them a little towards happy because of the sound.
Bruncvik@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This otherwise insightful chart suffers from the lack of NOFX.
ceph@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I still listen to Punk in Drublic <3
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I heard they suck live
Lolseas@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I can’t believe they’re quitting! I refuse to believe it.
chandlerbung@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
Where would we put the FX?
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Angry vs horny as a single axis…
NIN seems to have an angry tone. March of pigs, wish, hand that feeds, head like a hole. There is one sad balad as a cover. There is one horny lyric song, that also happens to be on the happier than sad side.
Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Only ones I’ve ever heard are Radiohead and Rage against the Machine, sincerely, genZ.
Anyway are yall telling me there are no bands that are both horny and angry?selokichtli@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
OMG. I’m not the only who hasn’t forgotten about Eels.
AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
This must be a joke
MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
NIN should be all over the place.
meliante@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No Korn?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
No Ween?? No Mr. Bungle???
tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
There needs to be an Optimistic <—> Bleak axis too
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 3 weeks ago
Needs more Ska Bands.
Viskio_Neta_Kafo@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
“I focus on the pain…the only thing that’s real” super horny.
straightjorkin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I disapprove of the idea that angry and horny are opposites.
unphazed@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
90s NIN was very angry… then Trent went weird.
Sektor@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Foo Fighers in the eye of blandness.
frog_brawler@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The entire chart is wrong. There’s no “happy” alignment at all in 90’s bands. Replace “happy” with “heroin” and it makes a lot more sense.
Denjin@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
Deftones are way hornier than that, most of their songs are about fucking
dont@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No Doubt on the happy side? Have you listened to the lyrics?
Taleya@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Pulp needs to move up a bit. If you don’t think they do angry you have not been paying attention
TimeNaan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Smashing pumpkins in the happy half???
Valmond@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And NIN not in the angry?
Venator@lemmy.nz 3 weeks ago
The problem is they put horny and angry at opposite ends but NIN are both horny and angry.
atomicorange@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They have only heard one NIN song and it shows.
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Yeah, seems a bit misplaced. They were always a fairly bleak and moody band… But then Billy Corgan started losing his hair, bought a synthesizer, and entered his Nosferatu era.
troyunrau@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Yeah, no kidding one of the most depressing songs ever: youtu.be/T69Yk6IccL0 – The end is the Beginning is the End (Batman and Robin soundtrack)
Also one of the best tracks ever.
Rafael@ursal.zone 3 weeks ago
@troyunrau @TimeNaan isso me lembra os tempos saudosos da MTV
blarth@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
I would argue To Forgive is.
youtu.be/fIggUxffTN4
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I think they’re just generally placed in the center white area, meaning they are equally angry, horny, sad and happy. Everyone in the center white is equally part of all four no matter where in the white they were placed.
It wouldn’t be easy to list everyone in the center and say that if their name was slightly to one side or not meant they were more angry, happy, horny or sad. I think that’s why OP just made a huge white area in the center.
blarth@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
Someone only heard “Today” and never listened to a single other track before making this meme.
CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Also even “Today” is not a happy song lol. From Wikipedia:
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Lily is kind of happyish.
baines@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
same about Sublime lol
TimeNaan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Idk, sublime has pretty happy melodies even if the lyrics aren’t