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90s band alignment chart

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • TimeNaan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Smashing pumpkins in the happy half???

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    • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      And NIN not in the angry?

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      • Venator@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        The problem is they put horny and angry at opposite ends but NIN are both horny and angry.

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      • atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        They have only heard one NIN song and it shows.

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    • ZeroCool@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah, seems a bit misplaced. They were always a fairly bleak and moody band… But then Billy Corgan started losing his hair, bought a synthesizer, and entered his Nosferatu era.

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    • troyunrau@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah, no kidding one of the most depressing songs ever: youtu.be/T69Yk6IccL0 – The end is the Beginning is the End (Batman and Robin soundtrack)

      Also one of the best tracks ever.

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      • blarth@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I would argue To Forgive is.

        youtu.be/fIggUxffTN4

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      • Rafael@ursal.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        @troyunrau @TimeNaan isso me lembra os tempos saudosos da MTV

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    • blarth@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Someone only heard “Today” and never listened to a single other track before making this meme.

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      • CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Also even “Today” is not a happy song lol. From Wikipedia:

        After the release and minor success of the band’s debut album, Gish, the Smashing Pumpkins were being hyped as “the next Nirvana”. However, the band was experiencing several difficulties at the time. Drummer Jimmy Chamberlin was undergoing an increasingly severe addiction to heroin; James Iha and D’arcy Wretzky had recently broken up their romantic relationship; and Billy Corgan had become depressed to the point of contemplating suicide and plagued by writer’s block. Corgan recalled that “after the first album, I became completely suicidal. It was an eight-month depression, give or take a month, and I was pretty suicidal for about two or three months.” … The dark, ironic lyrics of “Today”, describing a day when Corgan was feeling depressed and suicidal, contrast with the instrumentation. Michael Snyder of the San Francisco Chronicle said that the song is “downright pretty as rock ballads go” but that “Corgan manages to convey the exhilaration and tragic release he seeks.” Corgan told Rolling Stone that “I was really suicidal … I just thought it was funny to write a song that said today is the greatest day of your life because it can’t get any worse.” Corgan later compared writing the lyrics of “Today” and “Disarm” to “ripping [his] guts out”.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Lily is kind of happyish.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I think they’re just generally placed in the center white area, meaning they are equally angry, horny, sad and happy. Everyone in the center white is equally part of all four no matter where in the white they were placed.

      It wouldn’t be easy to list everyone in the center and say that if their name was slightly to one side or not meant they were more angry, happy, horny or sad. I think that’s why OP just made a huge white area in the center.

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    • baines@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      same about Sublime lol

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      • TimeNaan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Idk, sublime has pretty happy melodies even if the lyrics aren’t

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  • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    While there’s a lot of disagreement on where bands belong, I think Rage Against the Machine as the pinnacle of Angry Music is one we can all agree with.

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    • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah, especially printers. Fuck printers.

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  • Electric_Druid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    RHCP is so much hornier than Weezer.

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    • ZeroCool@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      RHCP are only horny for California.

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      • NKBTN@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Oh, is THAT where they’re from? Only they never seem to mention it in any of their songs

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      • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        California?

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      • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Seems like Californication

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m assuming every ska band is so far off the left edge we can’t see them.

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    • JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If your band has a brass section, jump immediately to horny.

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      • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        slow clap 👏

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      • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Especially if they’ve got a tromboner

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      • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I’m not sure Cake qualifies.

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    • thomcat@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If it was just a little but longer we could

      PICKITUP PICKITUP PICKITUP

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    • match@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      the mysterious unreadable watermark in the lower left is actually a blurred-out rude boy

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    • Snowpix@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The happiest in sound, but the lyrics are definitely usually on the sad or angry side lmao

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    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The Cat Empire fell off the left, near the bottom

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Uh, they put sublime under happy because it’s Ska-like. I don’t think whoever made this chart ever listened to any of the words.

    What I got is arguably their happiest song, and it’s *painfully obvious" it’s him reminding himself that life can be enjoyed, is worth living, even when everything is shit.

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    • get_the_reference_@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Fuck it, fine, and it’s all the same, living with Louie Dog’s the only way to stay sane.

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  • Theprogressivist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t Deftones be in the horny section?

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This is exactly the kind of discussion I’d like on this post.

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      • Glifted@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Deftones are VERY horny

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    • FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This is what I came here to ask, I specifically was looking for Deftones in the horny section and when I didn’t see it I assumed Deftones was excluded.

      Imagine my surprise when it’s all the way on the angry side.

      All the songs are Chino moaning into the mic, make it make sense.

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    • atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Deftones and NIN need to switch places.

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  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The amount of comments saying “ANGRY AND HORNY IS A THING!” has me a little worried about y’all.

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    • Event_Horizon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You’ve never had angry sex?

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      • chandlerbung@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        No, I sleep in a race car bed alone.

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      • bollybing@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I guess horny anger describes the incel condition pretty well.

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      • futatorius@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Only in the best of times.

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      • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Not saying it’s not a thing… More that everyone needs that to be in this shit post

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    • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      May I introduce you to Electric Six?

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    • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Hi, I’m fuckin’ Eddie Dingle I met this girl named Nan She, she overpopulated my senses And fuckin’ dicked me over

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      • get_the_reference_@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Just keep fuckin walkin with Danny you fuckin bitch!

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      • SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        They definitely hit horny as well.

        www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlDY7TOSHio

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is there a way to put NIN into both extremes of Angry and Horny?

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    • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      My first thought exactly. To do so, we must bend space itself? We’d need a wormhole.

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      • get_the_reference_@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Image

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      • samuelazers@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        All you need is a piece of scotch tape and loop the graph back on itself.

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  • Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Someone has never listened to No Doubt or NIN.

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    • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Also Morphine, Offspring, Tool, and Veruca Tools, Blink 182 is way more happy and horny than Sublime. Weezer belongs where the Flaming Lips are and RHCP is hornier than both of them.

      This chart is awful.

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      • mostNONheinous@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I was gonna say how is the Offspring sad!?

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      • Ledivin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Idk, Tool feels about right? Maybe slightly more angry and slightly less sad

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    • dukatos@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Or Korn

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  • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So you can’t be Angry and Horny?!?!

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    • CaptSneeze@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Sure you can. All of the bands I the middle of the y-axis are equally angry and horny.

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    • sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Not in the nineties, you couldn’t. 😉

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    can’t be angry and horny at the same time, that’s discriminatory to incel music /s

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Angry & horny = Limp Bizkit

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      • troyunrau@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Big Naked. Nine in Nails. Marylin Manson. Our Lady Peace, Alanis Morissette. There’s quite a few that could be both. But, alas, this is only a two axis graphic ;)

        Also, how to tell I grew up on Canadian radio…

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  • Viskio_Neta_Kafo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “I focus on the pain…the only thing that’s real” super horny.

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    • superniceperson@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      “I wanna fuck you like an animal” -real sadboy hours

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      • Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        “Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot I’m going to come all over you”

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  • frog_brawler@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The entire chart is wrong. There’s no “happy” alignment at all in 90’s bands. Replace “happy” with “heroin” and it makes a lot more sense.

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You’re twisting my melon man.

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  • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why can’t you be angry and horny?

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    • StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Exactly my thought! Why not both!?

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  • hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    the NIN position , is not making any sense

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    • djvinniev77@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah I noticed that and thought WTF?

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  • Bruncvik@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This otherwise insightful chart suffers from the lack of NOFX.

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    • ceph@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I still listen to Punk in Drublic <3

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  • Denjin@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Deftones are way hornier than that, most of their songs are about fucking

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  • Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    no counting crows

    They missed the saddest band

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  • Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Only ones I’ve ever heard are Radiohead and Rage against the Machine, sincerely, genZ.
    Anyway are yall telling me there are no bands that are both horny and angry?

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  • selokichtli@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s one problem that both angry and sad are opposed to happy, ate least for me. While the opposite to horny is frigid, and in my experience, depressed.

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  • straightjorkin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I disapprove of the idea that angry and horny are opposites.

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  • selokichtli@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    OMG. I’m not the only who hasn’t forgotten about Eels.

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  • dont@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No Doubt on the happy side? Have you listened to the lyrics?

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  • humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Angry vs horny as a single axis…

    NIN seems to have an angry tone. March of pigs, wish, hand that feeds, head like a hole. There is one sad balad as a cover. There is one horny lyric song, that also happens to be on the happier than sad side.

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There needs to be an Optimistic <—> Bleak axis too

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  • FauxPseudo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This explains why I never liked Foo Fighters.

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  • unphazed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    90s NIN was very angry… then Trent went weird.

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  • NotNow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I doubt that the person who did this chart ever listened to Morphine. Imho they sound like right out of a funeral.

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  • AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This must be a joke

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