RHCP is so much hornier than Weezer.
90s band alignment chart
Submitted 1 year ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
[deleted]NKBTN@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Oh, is THAT where they’re from? Only they never seem to mention it in any of their songs
AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Seems like Californication
merc@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
While there’s a lot of disagreement on where bands belong, I think Rage Against the Machine as the pinnacle of Angry Music is one we can all agree with.
rmuk@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Yeah, especially printers. Fuck printers.
Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wouldn’t Deftones be in the horny section?
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is exactly the kind of discussion I’d like on this post.
Glifted@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Deftones are VERY horny
FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
This is what I came here to ask, I specifically was looking for Deftones in the horny section and when I didn’t see it I assumed Deftones was excluded.
Imagine my surprise when it’s all the way on the angry side.
All the songs are Chino moaning into the mic, make it make sense.
atomicorange@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Deftones and NIN need to switch places.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m assuming every ska band is so far off the left edge we can’t see them.
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 1 year ago
If your band has a brass section, jump immediately to horny.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
slow clap 👏
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Especially if they’ve got a tromboner
merc@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I’m not sure Cake qualifies.
thomcat@midwest.social 1 year ago
If it was just a little but longer we could
PICKITUP PICKITUP PICKITUP
match@pawb.social 1 year ago
the mysterious unreadable watermark in the lower left is actually a blurred-out rude boy
Snowpix@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
The happiest in sound, but the lyrics are definitely usually on the sad or angry side lmao
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
The Cat Empire fell off the left, near the bottom
Wilco@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Someone has never listened to No Doubt or NIN.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Also Morphine, Offspring, Tool, and Veruca Tools, Blink 182 is way more happy and horny than Sublime. Weezer belongs where the Flaming Lips are and RHCP is hornier than both of them.
This chart is awful.
mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I was gonna say how is the Offspring sad!?
Ledivin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Idk, Tool feels about right? Maybe slightly more angry and slightly less sad
dukatos@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Or Korn
billwashere@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So you can’t be Angry and Horny?!?!
CaptSneeze@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sure you can. All of the bands I the middle of the y-axis are equally angry and horny.
sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not in the nineties, you couldn’t. 😉
expatriado@lemmy.world 1 year ago
can’t be angry and horny at the same time, that’s discriminatory to incel music /s
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Angry & horny = Limp Bizkit
troyunrau@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Big Naked. Nine in Nails. Marylin Manson. Our Lady Peace, Alanis Morissette. There’s quite a few that could be both. But, alas, this is only a two axis graphic ;)
Also, how to tell I grew up on Canadian radio…
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The amount of comments saying “ANGRY AND HORNY IS A THING!” has me a little worried about y’all.
Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’ve never had angry sex?
chandlerbung@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
No, I sleep in a race car bed alone.
bollybing@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
I guess horny anger describes the incel condition pretty well.
futatorius@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Only in the best of times.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not saying it’s not a thing… More that everyone needs that to be in this shit post
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
May I introduce you to Electric Six?
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
get_the_reference_@midwest.social 1 year ago
Just keep fuckin walkin with Danny you fuckin bitch!
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They definitely hit horny as well.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is there a way to put NIN into both extremes of Angry and Horny?
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My first thought exactly. To do so, we must bend space itself? We’d need a wormhole.
samuelazers@lemmy.world 1 year ago
All you need is a piece of scotch tape and loop the graph back on itself.
get_the_reference_@midwest.social 1 year ago
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Uh, they put sublime under happy because it’s Ska-like. I don’t think whoever made this chart ever listened to any of the words.
What I got is arguably their happiest song, and it’s *painfully obvious" it’s him reminding himself that life can be enjoyed, is worth living, even when everything is shit.
get_the_reference_@midwest.social 1 year ago
Fuck it, fine, and it’s all the same, living with Louie Dog’s the only way to stay sane.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Yea Id put them a lot closer to angry. Id still slant them a little towards happy because of the sound.
Bruncvik@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This otherwise insightful chart suffers from the lack of NOFX.
ceph@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I still listen to Punk in Drublic <3
Lolseas@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I can’t believe they’re quitting! I refuse to believe it.
chandlerbung@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
Where would we put the FX?
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Angry vs horny as a single axis…
NIN seems to have an angry tone. March of pigs, wish, hand that feeds, head like a hole. There is one sad balad as a cover. There is one horny lyric song, that also happens to be on the happier than sad side.
Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Only ones I’ve ever heard are Radiohead and Rage against the Machine, sincerely, genZ.
Anyway are yall telling me there are no bands that are both horny and angry?selokichtli@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
OMG. I’m not the only who hasn’t forgotten about Eels.
MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
NIN should be all over the place.
meliante@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No Korn?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
No Ween?? No Mr. Bungle???
tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
There needs to be an Optimistic <—> Bleak axis too
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 1 year ago
Needs more Ska Bands.
Viskio_Neta_Kafo@lemm.ee 1 year ago
“I focus on the pain…the only thing that’s real” super horny.
straightjorkin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I disapprove of the idea that angry and horny are opposites.
unphazed@lemmy.world 1 year ago
90s NIN was very angry… then Trent went weird.
Sektor@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Foo Fighers in the eye of blandness.
frog_brawler@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The entire chart is wrong. There’s no “happy” alignment at all in 90’s bands. Replace “happy” with “heroin” and it makes a lot more sense.
Denjin@lemmings.world 1 year ago
Deftones are way hornier than that, most of their songs are about fucking
dont@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No Doubt on the happy side? Have you listened to the lyrics?
Taleya@aussie.zone 1 year ago
Pulp needs to move up a bit. If you don’t think they do angry you have not been paying attention
TimeNaan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Smashing pumpkins in the happy half???
Valmond@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And NIN not in the angry?
Venator@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
The problem is they put horny and angry at opposite ends but NIN are both horny and angry.
atomicorange@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They have only heard one NIN song and it shows.
troyunrau@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Yeah, no kidding one of the most depressing songs ever: youtu.be/T69Yk6IccL0 – The end is the Beginning is the End (Batman and Robin soundtrack)
Also one of the best tracks ever.
Rafael@ursal.zone 1 year ago
@troyunrau @TimeNaan isso me lembra os tempos saudosos da MTV
blarth@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
I would argue To Forgive is.
youtu.be/fIggUxffTN4
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I think they’re just generally placed in the center white area, meaning they are equally angry, horny, sad and happy. Everyone in the center white is equally part of all four no matter where in the white they were placed.
It wouldn’t be easy to list everyone in the center and say that if their name was slightly to one side or not meant they were more angry, happy, horny or sad. I think that’s why OP just made a huge white area in the center.
blarth@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
Someone only heard “Today” and never listened to a single other track before making this meme.
CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Also even “Today” is not a happy song lol. From Wikipedia:
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Lily is kind of happyish.
baines@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
same about Sublime lol
TimeNaan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Idk, sublime has pretty happy melodies even if the lyrics aren’t