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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clean butt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I went to paper high school, then baby wipes college. Let me know when you get your PhD from bidet university, then we’ll talk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clean butt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s no checkmate here. It’s already all figured out by the millions of bidet users over the last hundred years. My wife uses toilet paper, I prefer a small basket of washrags to blot the water away. The rag gets slightly damp and there is no visible poo (having been washed away already), but I’m not going to use it on my face after so if there are micro-particles I don’t care.

  I’m a convert as of 7ish years ago. First one bathroom, then all bathrooms and the whole family vastly prefers over TP and even our previous favorite, baby wipes. Plus no waste, it’s really wins all around. Especially on the butthole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clean butt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨90s band alignment chart⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just keep fuckin walkin with Danny you fuckin bitch!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨90s band alignment chart⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨90s band alignment chart⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Leaning to walk again, learning to talk again, make my way back home when I learn to fly, it’s times like these you learn to live again, it’s times like these you learn to love again. Guy just loves learning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨90s band alignment chart⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck it, fine, and it’s all the same, living with Louie Dog’s the only way to stay sane.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this green or blue?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s Yanni

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Translated from Frog to English: AHHHHHHHHHHHH⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Good way to catch flies!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jet Fuel⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but how do I know that what you just wrote isn’t another conspiracy theory? I’m just so confused

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YOU BUY⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s Never Cloudy in Philadelphia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨keep going lads!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Also you said tit Ook OOk OOK HOOHOO HAHOO!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You may want to sit down⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  NotPennysBoat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You may want to sit down⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Lifetime confirmed bachelorettes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watching ads while grandma is choking on a fish bone⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I like X too, we should hang out!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No one really understands our struggle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember back in twenty-dickety-two when the Nazis took my circle-made-with-forefinger-and-thumb-hand-sign. They tried to take my milk, too, but I chased 'em of my property.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨higher wages for the servers... by the customers. Fnbs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I spread the shazzy on the kids’ shells. It’s delicious!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel the actual inflation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

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