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Watching ads while grandma is choking on a fish bone

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨genfood@feddit.de⁩ to ⁨mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world⁩

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  • formergijoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Like even if there were no ads you’d learn how to help in a timely manner.

    “What’s up guys! It’s me, your boy, MikeyMedic here with another video of a standard first aid technique, the Abdominal Thrusts!! Now the Abdominal Thrust is a standard first aid trick that is used to help someone when they’re choking 5 minutes on things you can choke on Speaking of food to choke on, our sponsor this week is FoodBox! 3 minutes of FoodBox ad Abdominal Thrusts used to be called the Heimlich Maneuver! Henry Heimlich was… 5 minute history on the Heimlich Maneuver and now I’m going to perform an abdominal thrust on my friend, Someguy420! Check out his videos on another 2 minutes for a partner plug and then 1 minute on how to perform abdominal thrusts And that’s how you perform an abdominal thrust! Be sure to check out my other videos. 3 minutes on other video content, liking and subscribing and hitting that bell.”

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    • RealFknNito@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I would like to shill Sponsorblock, an extension where users can select sections of a video, mark them as “introduction” “non-music” or “sponsor” and it automatically skip those video sections if you want. It has made using Youtube so so so much smoother.

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      • Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I would’ve read your comment l, but I’m using sponsorblock and it automatically blocked your comment.

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      • CCF_100@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I actually cannot stand watching YouTube without sponsorblock now…

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      • favrion@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        No, how about you let creators make the little money that they can. Oh wait, you support piracy, that’s right.

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    • elxeno@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s not called Heimlich anymore? I guess i have to watch some MikeyMedic videos…

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      • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Heimlich started trying to discredit back blows without any evidence and was being kinda a dick about it, so the Red Cross renamed the “Heimlich Maneuver” to “Abdominal Thrusts.”

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      • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Thoracic surgeon and medical researcher Henry Heimlich, noted for promulgating abdominal thrusts, claimed that back slaps were proven to cause death by lodging foreign objects into the windpipe. A 1982 Yale study by Day, DuBois, and Crelin that persuaded the American Heart Association to stop recommending back blows for dealing with choking was partially funded by Heimlich’s own foundation. According to Dr. Roger White of the Mayo Clinic and American Heart Association (AHA), “There was never any science here. Heimlich overpowered science all along the way with his slick tactics and intimidation, and everyone, including us at the AHA, caved in.”

        Heimlich’s son, Peter M. Heimlich, alleges that in August 1974 his father published the first of a series of fraudulent case reports in order to promote the use of abdominal thrusts for near-drowning rescue.

        In May 2016, Henry Heimlich, then age 96, claimed to have personally used the maneuver to save the life of a fellow resident at his retirement home in Cincinnati. It was alleged to be either the first or second time Heimlich himself used his namesake maneuver to save the life of someone in a non-simulated choking situation. According to Heimlich’s son, Peter M. Heimlich, “both ‘rescues’ were bogus.”

        …well, damn.

        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdominal_thrusts

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      • sanguinepar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If I remember correctly from my first aid training, the Heimlich family themselves asked for it not to be called that, possibly to avoid being implicated in instances of it going wrong! Or possibly my first aid instructor was full of shit… :-)

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    • Showroom7561@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Literally what youtube has become.

      Friends, if you haven’t already done so: Adblocker + Sponsorblock = sanity.

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    • Quill7513@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Don’t forget the 5 minute request before you’ve even seen the start of what you’re interested in that you like, subscribe, and request notifications

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    • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Abdominal Thrust is a standard first aid trick

      I would have switched off and gone to find another video at this point.

      Abdominal thrusts are not recommended for choking due to considerable evidence that it can cause harm.

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      • Mo5560@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What do you propose? As far as I know (the consensus changes alle the time but) they are recommended if you have no other options.

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    • marx2k@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Damn, it’s like i just finished watching pretty much any YouTube video.

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    • AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I appreciate the content creators who at least mark the sponsorship segment on the timeline so I know where to skip to.

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  • Jackthelad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Sorry your gran’s dead, but you can get YouTube Premium for £12.99 a month for an ad-free experience.”

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    • mp3@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Cyberpunk isn’t too far off…

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      • Hyperreality@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Of course not. Cyberpunk and tech noir usually isn't just about the future, it's arguably about now. More generally, science fiction is often used as a 'safe' way to criticise existing society or say what can't otherwise be said.

        Prime example: Tarkovski's science fiction films (Stalker, Solaris, ...), which smuggled very religious themes past the soviet censor, because 'it's only science fiction'.

        Make a movie glorifying terrorism? Likely jail sentence and on a list. Make a movie glorifying a terrorist that blows up parliament in a dystopian future? Cult classic.

        Make a tv episode where one of the main cast has a sexual relationship with a trans character, who is later forced to undergo gender reaffirming therapy in 1992? Impossible. Make it about Riker having a relationship with an alien who's not androgynous because her race finds gender weird? Prime time tv.

        Make a tv programme about the guilt of a Nazi who worked in a camp while the Jews were being exterminated? No way that's happening. Make a tv programme about the guilt of a space alien who worked in a camp while other space aliens were being exterminated? That particular Star Trek episode was broadcast in prime time, to wide acclaim.

        For this reason, and on a related note, anyone who complains about a science fiction show or movie being 'too political' is more often than not a moron and/or someone who's never watched or read scifi content but is pretending to be a fan.

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      • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I remember when cyberpunk’s vision of the future was grounded in ridiculous cynicism instead of a charitable assessment of reality.

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    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Your grandmother is choking. YouTube believes in preventing elder abuse. You are an unfit guardian. Your grandmother will be put in the custody of YouTube. YouTube: “Fuck you, I’m streaming.”

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      • Whitebrow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I hate that I read it in the exact voice from the movie. Thanks

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      • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        “Welcome to X.com. I love you”

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    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lol I can’t tell if that was a real reply. I assume it’s a satire account?

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  • Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    YouTube is not Wikipedia or fucking EMS

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      As true as that is, in an emergency people don’t always have time to seek out professional help, and it ain’t like calling 911 will magically make an ambulance appear in 30 seconds.

      Also, the Institute Of Human Anatomy actually has a YouTube channel…

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      • geekworking@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        911 dispatchers are trained and certified to provide concise and accurate medically reviewed instructions over the phone so that you are not just standing there waiting for the ambulance.

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      • dan@upvote.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I think they mean that EMS will guide you through it over the phone.

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      • weedazz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You know what would magically appear in 30 seconds tho? A Google images search. Not sure why people need a video when Heimlich posters have been doing the job for decades and are easily found online

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      • SageMarble@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Don’t ads only show on monetized video?

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “hold up a minute, I need to support Wikipedia with my yearly $3 donation. it just popped up and I will forget.”

      dies

      (though you should help keep the lights on at wp so I guess gran had a good run)

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      • Aatube@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If you can't scroll past the ad I doubt you'd be able to scroll to the section with instructions

        I think the correct answer might actually be Wikihow

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  • SomeBloke@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The real Mildly Infuriating is that someone directly copied one of Stephen Merchant’s tweets word for word.

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  • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Third party websites fix that problem. Also why are you looking up videos. Call emergency services.

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    • Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Then Gran will die anyway as soon as she sees the bill

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  • TheFrirish@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    should have been an ad blocker it’s 2023.

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    • marx2k@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      YouTube just started noticing my ad blocker and throwing pop-ups before video telling me to cut it out

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      • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Time to use Invidious. inv.tux.pizza works for me.

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      • wanderingmagus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Ublock Origin?

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    • pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well I’m sure everybody here on Lemmy already uses ublock. The rest of society doesn’t really know all these methods

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      • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Adblocking on mobile is much harder than adblocking on desktop, and if you’re in an emergency situation like the one described, you’re more likely on your phone.

        Personally I use ReVanced, which incorporates adblocking as well as giving you Premium features like background playing & PIP (while also keeping the benefits of being signed in to YT, like using your playlists, comments, etc.). But if I were an iPhone user I don’t know how I would watch YouTube.

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      • TheFrirish@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        agreed but it’s still shocking to me how people put up with so many ads it’s absolutely indegestable.

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    • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How does one become an ad blocker?

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      • TheFrirish@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        you only blink when there are ads

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Haha TeamYouTube response is classical idiocracy… “Just pay us more and we may be better” :)

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    • jarfil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Pay us, or your grandma can choke to death. Your choice!”

      …pf.

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  • DudeDudenson@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This repost needs more jpeg

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    • fury@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I just want a picture of a goddang hotdog

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  • derf82@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe learn basic first aid before someone is dying.

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Even if someone already knows how to do the Heimlich Maneuver, is that really going to be effective when someone is choking on a fish bone that’s almost certainly sharp and stuck in there?

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      • geekworking@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        A fine fish bone is also not big enough to block the airway by itself. Heimlich can clear enough of whatever is stuck with the bone to at least partially open the airway.

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      • derf82@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Then call emergency services, don’t go to youtube.

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      • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Even if someone already knows how to do the Heimlich Maneuver

        FWIW, abdominal thrusts are not recommended for choking due to considerable evidence that it can cause harm. “Abdominal thrusts” is the more formal term for what’s sometimes called the Heimlich Manoeuvre. Use chest thrusts instead.

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  • m3t00@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    tldr; typical false Tw strawman. gma died because you thought you could learn cpr as a youtube download in 10 seconds. try again

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  • q47tx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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    • PainInTheAES@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ah give Granny a tracheotomy, clever.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m more of a uBO and NewPipe user, myself. Piped is a front-end site yeah?

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    • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How’s piped compare to revanced?

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      • dan@upvote.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Piped is a totally separate website mostly designed to avoid YouTube tracking you.

        Revanced is a modified version of the YouTube app that makes some changes but otherwise keeps most of Google’s code intact.

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      • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        ReVanced lets you sign in so you can do things like thumbs up/down videos (it also comes with “Return YouTube Dislike” so you can see downvote ratios), interact with your playlists like Watch Later, and comment. Piped, to my knowledge, does not.

        I’m not sure where Piped stands on PIP and background playback. ReVanced gives you both of them, but if I had to guess I’d say it’s likely that Piped will support PIP but not background playback, since it seems like PIP is something Android lets you have nearly for free (in terms of developer effort) but background playback seems to need more work to support.

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  • Furedadmins@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A fish bone would most likely not obstuct grandma’s breathing anyway, heimlich wouldn’t help.

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  • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I might just be old fashioned enough to think that YouTube probably shouldn’t be your first stop in an emergency.

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    • harmonea@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The best time to learn emergency lifesaving procedures is before you need them, but the second best time is when you need them. Being old fashioned about this could cost a life.

      If you have a quicker reference people should bookmark for such cases, the kind thing would be to share it rather than judge. Else, panicking people will inevitably go where they know they can usually get fast instruction about any other topic.

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  • LesserAbe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It would be pretty challenging to implement a feature that removed ads only before first aid videos.

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    • davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They could just do it manually from top results for relevant searches. Not fair (wouldn’t get most of them) but better than the current status

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    • Aatube@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They could just de-monetize medical channels

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      • LesserAbe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        How do you know what is a medical channel programmatically?

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They could easily just postpone ads for all videos. Most instances could save some vital/fascinating information until after the ad, but the CPR basics could be summarized quickly before the ad. By then your hands are fully engaged so you have to let the ad play, and afterwards you can learn about the depressing statistics of anyone surviving, much less recovering fully.

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    • adam@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Perhaps they could just add a toggle for the uploader that made sure no ads play in front of the video

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  • DrVortex@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hey Moron, maybe stop using YouTube as an emergency instruction service…

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    • Anti_Weeb_Penguin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Let me guess, American?

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  • Quik@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is a rare example of a situation in which an ad blocker would maybe have saved a life…

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  • Emerald@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    old.reddit.com/…/i_dont_have_time_to_watch_a_red_…

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