kautau
@kautau@lemmy.world
- Comment on gaming 2 days ago:
Nah this definitely started with AI and then was photoshopped from there. Most likely most of the text in the prompt collapsed like this so they manually edited, but you can’t do this in photoshop without more work than what AI will spit out
- Comment on Jonathan Tinpaw 5 days ago:
Gotta love how this is such a shitpost that someone watermarked inventing a Keanu tweet that never existed
- Comment on Everyone here is a thief 6 days ago:
- Comment on US health department moves to strip thousands of employees of collective bargaining rights 1 week ago:
Always has been. Reaganomics convinced a struggling class they were temporarily embarrassed millionaires and if they just always voted republican the
pisswealth of the rich would flow into their mouths. History goes even farther back than that, but the point stands - Comment on Call your rep today 1 week ago:
Exactly. They specifically want public schools to fail so the good teachers end up at private schools for the wealthy kids. Gotta continue that caste system where the rich kids go to private boarding schools and Ivy League colleges and the poor kids get homeschooled by antivaxxers and are taught that evolution and climate change aren’t real. Followed by the latter voting for the former to continue and accelerate the cycle.
- Comment on That one Pokémon 1 week ago:
Maybe specifically a razor clam since they pop their neck out of their house so much
- Comment on Another creative solution from APPLE 1 week ago:
Love how they doubled down with the uppercase spelling in the post title. Just needed a few
Fwd:for that ultimate authenticity - Comment on Frick 1 week ago:
Only if you went through the trial of the grasses. Those things would be crazy fast
- Comment on I try 1 week ago:
There is a 90% chance the cat knocked over that drink and is now annoyed that it’s spilling. This is like chaotic neutral kitty lol
- Comment on US health department moves to strip thousands of employees of collective bargaining rights 1 week ago:
Probably the wealthy that don’t bend the knee and pay tribute
- Comment on US health department moves to strip thousands of employees of collective bargaining rights 1 week ago:
- Comment on I'd also add that 1 week ago:
Mustard and chopped onions forever
- Comment on Creative way to boost your business 1 week ago:
I thought it was the Big Beautiful Boundless Beefy Beastly Booty-Eatin’ Bacon Barbecue Bunger Burger
But really Bernie orders one for everybody in the restaurant
Or maybe it was the Big Brapping Beter Butt-Eating Booby Bunging Bodacious Buttery Bunger Back-Baby Bernie Sanders approved Bitten Boundless Beyond Burger (It’s Vegetarian)
I never remember which one
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 1 week ago:
CSIT but yeah. I work in a company with people with masters in CS from Ivy League schools and they don’t understand the first thing about how hardware or their OS works. Common misconception - Comment on This was a big deal. You could play a game on your cell phone 1 week ago:
Millennial WAP
- Comment on irl shiny 1 week ago:
It always surprises me when insects I see go like straight for the eyes when I confront them. I don’t know if it’s an instinctual thing but it feels like some part of evolution has gotten into tiny insect brains of like “go for the face for the big boss fights” and it genuinely works
- Comment on leading ai company 2 weeks ago:
Yeah I’m the lead mobile engineer at my company. We release bigger updates once a month and smaller hotfixes generally weekly or biweekly. For smaller updates we get approval in around 6 hours. They also have a way to expedite reviews in which case we’ve gotten like 30 minute turnaround on reviews (though that’s like boy that cried wolf, only use it if you need to push something really urgent)
- Comment on leading ai company 2 weeks ago:
Any update that hits the App Store and increments a version number goes through the Apple review process.
Certain updates can be done on the fly with custom or third party solutions like ionic.io/docs/appflow/deploy/intro
But this graph doesn’t make it clear if these updates are new binary app deployments or on the fly updates
- Comment on Elden Ring on Switch 2 Is a Disaster in Handheld Mode - IGN 2 weeks ago:
Yeah it’s just generally still way higher powered than the switch 2. But Nintendo has always sold underpowered hardware because of their monopoly on their properties
- Comment on Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid. 2 weeks ago:
Because of the implication
- Comment on Zuckerberg's Huge AI Push Is Already Crumbling Into Chaos 3 weeks ago:
Fuck every single person in their AI division. I mean fuck a whole bunch of people in tech sector, but fuck them too
- Comment on Private water company increases CEO pay by nearly 100%. This is how Steve Reeds, UK water minister, reacts 3 weeks ago:
In hypercapitalism, a perfect private water utility is one that provides no water, is purely a registered corporation without any physical assets, pays no taxes, and charges people their entire monthly income for a water bill. And government protection of the monopoly is a big plus, the shareholders love that
- Comment on NANDalf! 3 weeks ago:
Lol this gets into the weirdness of my comment and the parent which is that you can’t deal in multiples in a binary gate and English is very vague about if “you” is one or multiple
- Comment on What's your thoughts on this? 3 weeks ago:
If everyone turned off their smartphones for a day it would account for less than 1% of greenhouse gas emissions on the planet.
If you have a fridge in your house it’s likely using almost 100 times more power than your smartphone. Your heating or air conditioning is using far more power. The steel industry, agricultural industry, transportation, are all pumping out greenhouse gasses at a rate that using electronics is negligible.
AI is becoming another one of those industries, but if everyone turned off their personal devices, they would still need to get up, go to work, which would likely use AI, because they need to buy groceries and pay rent and keep their home powered, and capitalism churns.
Being outraged at the systems around us is a good thing, pointing the outrage toward people living daily lives while wealthy corporations and people do everything in their power to do as little as possible for social good while farming maximum personal benefit, power, and profit is not.
- Comment on 🤝🤝🤝 3 weeks ago:
Plus you get free experimental life extension drugs and maybe after it’s done your retinas directly interface with Palantir
- Comment on NANDalf! 3 weeks ago:
Lol this would be “You SHALL NOT pass, if BOTH of you passes, otherwise you SHALL PASS as long as one of you DOES NOT”
- Comment on I am proud. 3 weeks ago:
Lol rich people won’t have children in the future
They’ll just clone themselves and work to remove genetic impurity. Why do you think Elon has had so many IVF kids he never interacts with?
- Comment on 🤝🤝🤝 3 weeks ago:
The trick is to find a blood boy like Peter Thiel
- Comment on sponsored by raycon 3 weeks ago:
Previously, on The Expanse
- Comment on Anon wants to be Truman 3 weeks ago:
