kautau
@kautau@lemmy.world
- Comment on effective advertising to boost your business 1 day ago:
What in the half life combine civil protection is this sticker
- Comment on pick up that chapstick 6 days ago:
Combine ICE playing dress up again smh
- Comment on Anon becomes Snake 1 week ago:
- Comment on Anon becomes Snake 1 week ago:
“You mean those things from the movies!? Now’s not the time for jokes Hal”
“Well Snake, what I mean is, zombies is the closest word I could think of to describe them to you.”
“To be more specific, they’re actually a result of human experimentation by the Patriots during the Cold War that…”
25 minutes of codec calls and/or cutscenes later
“Shoot them in the head, huh?”
“Well, that’s the non-scientific way to say it, but remember snake…”
10 more minutes of codec calls
“They’re visible with thermal goggles, huh.”
“That’s right, remember to hold L2 and cycle between item types with the up or down buttons, and then use the left or right buttons to equip a specific item. And don’t forget you can quickly tap L2 to equip or unequip an item.”
- Comment on proof of wormholes 2 weeks ago:
lol my guess is like 70% of people in the us don’t know what acetaminophen or paracetamol are, so Tylenol could just come out with Lonelyt Extra Stength and bam, sales
- Comment on proof of wormholes 2 weeks ago:
Just wait till they hear what big pharma is doing with paracetamol
- Comment on Parents outraged as Meta uses photos of schoolgirls in ads targeting man 2 weeks ago:
And those parents will all get mad for a few days and then continue to use Facebook indefinitely
- Comment on Chairman Comer Invites CEOs of Discord, Steam, Twitch, and Reddit to Testify on Radicalization of Online Forum Users - United States House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform 2 weeks ago:
But of course not Twitter or Facebook, where Russia pays money to radicalize people
- Comment on kalmodo dragon 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Four arrested after photo of Trump and Jeffrey Epstein projected onto Windsor Castle 2 weeks ago:
What is the charge? Projecting an image? Projecting a succulent incriminating image?
- Comment on kalmodo dragon 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on UNDER THE THC 🎶 2 weeks ago:
Whether or not they feel pain is a huge ongoing debate
- Comment on UNDER THE THC 🎶 2 weeks ago:
Yeah especially because countries like Switzerland and New Zealand have banned the practice.
…cnn.com/…/switzerland-lobster-boiling-banned
Restaurants can use en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CrustaStun for the most humane option
- Comment on Husband material 3 weeks ago:
Get off Lemmy, Terrence
- Comment on Uh Oh: Nintendo Just Landed A ‘Summoning’ And ‘Battling’ Patent 3 weeks ago:
Sort of the point though. If they take a small creator to court, they can just bankrupt them through expensive legal proceedings, and because they do have the patents the judge is unlikely to throw the case out
- Comment on gaming 4 weeks ago:
Nah this definitely started with AI and then was photoshopped from there. Most likely most of the text in the prompt collapsed like this so they manually edited, but you can’t do this in photoshop without more work than what AI will spit out
- Comment on Jonathan Tinpaw 4 weeks ago:
Gotta love how this is such a shitpost that someone watermarked inventing a Keanu tweet that never existed
- Comment on Everyone here is a thief 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on US health department moves to strip thousands of employees of collective bargaining rights 5 weeks ago:
Always has been. Reaganomics convinced a struggling class they were temporarily embarrassed millionaires and if they just always voted republican the
pisswealth of the rich would flow into their mouths. History goes even farther back than that, but the point stands - Comment on Call your rep today 5 weeks ago:
Exactly. They specifically want public schools to fail so the good teachers end up at private schools for the wealthy kids. Gotta continue that caste system where the rich kids go to private boarding schools and Ivy League colleges and the poor kids get homeschooled by antivaxxers and are taught that evolution and climate change aren’t real. Followed by the latter voting for the former to continue and accelerate the cycle.
- Comment on That one Pokémon 5 weeks ago:
Maybe specifically a razor clam since they pop their neck out of their house so much
- Comment on Another creative solution from APPLE 5 weeks ago:
Love how they doubled down with the uppercase spelling in the post title. Just needed a few
Fwd:for that ultimate authenticity - Comment on Frick 5 weeks ago:
Only if you went through the trial of the grasses. Those things would be crazy fast
- Comment on I try 5 weeks ago:
There is a 90% chance the cat knocked over that drink and is now annoyed that it’s spilling. This is like chaotic neutral kitty lol
- Comment on US health department moves to strip thousands of employees of collective bargaining rights 5 weeks ago:
Probably the wealthy that don’t bend the knee and pay tribute
- Comment on US health department moves to strip thousands of employees of collective bargaining rights 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on I'd also add that 5 weeks ago:
Mustard and chopped onions forever
- Comment on Creative way to boost your business 5 weeks ago:
I thought it was the Big Beautiful Boundless Beefy Beastly Booty-Eatin’ Bacon Barbecue Bunger Burger
But really Bernie orders one for everybody in the restaurant
Or maybe it was the Big Brapping Beter Butt-Eating Booby Bunging Bodacious Buttery Bunger Back-Baby Bernie Sanders approved Bitten Boundless Beyond Burger (It’s Vegetarian)
I never remember which one
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 5 weeks ago:
CSIT but yeah. I work in a company with people with masters in CS from Ivy League schools and they don’t understand the first thing about how hardware or their OS works. Common misconception - Comment on This was a big deal. You could play a game on your cell phone 5 weeks ago:
Millennial WAP
