21Cabbage

@21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lol DuckDuckGo AI assist!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel bad for that kid, I feel real real bad for that kid. Talk about not getting a childhood, that’s almost worse than being a child actor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer a Debian base but decidedly on with KDE for my desktop interface.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That kind of feels a bit cruel to the newborn, only sensation it ever really gets to feel is the pain of death.

• "I swear if that fly gets in my fucking ear again I'm burning the building down with both of us in it"
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• My AI girlfriend dumped me last night for a new guy because his AI dick is huge.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where will it stop ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some people should be banned from cooking. Next person to suggest I pour milk in my soda gets slapped through the internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn is a way of life 🌽⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was born in Nebraska and I can say we shit corn too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The driver for my mouse occupies over 1 gb⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It doesn’t contribute at all to the conversation but BOOOOOOO to them for that nonsense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Virgin Physicists⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I kinda wonder if there’s a specific reason for that number other than just being an ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fitness⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d bet $50 that there’s literally a trail maintenance crew smoking weed on the mountain right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Decidedly identifying as electrical if that’s an option.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨boy is getting older⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a great lore idea, microbial pokemon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corruption fetishists⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Gonna take a swing and say corruption fetish is probably about taking a ‘pure’ individual (Christian fundamentalist or similar, presumably) and making them as degenerate as you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everybody poops⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a great question to not have a good answer to. Certainly looks like a shorter statement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everybody poops⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Been in plenty of unisex bathrooms, it’s just stalls. Your obligation to not commit sexual assault in there is the same as it was in the hallway leading up to it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dots!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I like how all these pictures include the radiation fucking up the photo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The "We Tried" Award⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re still convinced they got cheated out of victory by liberals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My T-shirt size is L⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Since they’re mentioning reviews it might be warning you that the company in questions products run a bit large, that’s the optimistic guess anyway. Pessimistic guess is AI bullshit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨double kill!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Figured it’d either be that or only capable of a single, or I guess in this case double, shot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Driver stops in the middle of a cross ride, and starts using her phone.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my fat tire or my paramount no but I’ve got an old Minneapolis police bike that I’ve never felt that bad about roughing up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Driver stops in the middle of a cross ride, and starts using her phone.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve always loved the idea of ramming a car with my bike I’ve just never been that pissed off on any given day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do, I do⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on how soon you consider soon to be but sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do fancy cars look fancy and cheap cars don't? Can't you just slap a Lamborghini-style chassis onto a lawnmower engine if you want?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Plus it would surprise me little if an economy motor had a hard time pushing a supercar frame and body.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤯🤯🤯⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Decidedly the next cold open for when I walk into my buddy’s place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wanting to skip the divorce proceedings I take it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m Pickle Brick Bitch.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve got memories attached to that episode…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Papers, Please: USA Edition⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Totally broke my heart too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slutty ceramic frog or something idk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Little bit harder than she’s used to if you know what I mean…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨\(　・ω・)/⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I suddenly have obtained the urge to build an elaborate aquarium just for one of those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to hold onto a subway pole⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT