21Cabbage

@21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Driver stops in the middle of a cross ride, and starts using her phone.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my fat tire or my paramount no but I’ve got an old Minneapolis police bike that I’ve never felt that bad about roughing up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Driver stops in the middle of a cross ride, and starts using her phone.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve always loved the idea of ramming a car with my bike I’ve just never been that pissed off on any given day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do, I do⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on how soon you consider soon to be but sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do fancy cars look fancy and cheap cars don't? Can't you just slap a Lamborghini-style chassis onto a lawnmower engine if you want?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Plus it would surprise me little if an economy motor had a hard time pushing a supercar frame and body.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤯🤯🤯⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Decidedly the next cold open for when I walk into my buddy’s place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wanting to skip the divorce proceedings I take it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m Pickle Brick Bitch.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve got memories attached to that episode…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Papers, Please: USA Edition⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Totally broke my heart too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slutty ceramic frog or something idk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Little bit harder than she’s used to if you know what I mean…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨\(　・ω・)/⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I suddenly have obtained the urge to build an elaborate aquarium just for one of those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to hold onto a subway pole⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a businessman, I do business⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah you use an old fucked up card for that. Still keep one in my wallet even from back when my neighbors used to knock on my door instead of the landlords because they knew I was more reliable with opening doors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fax machine⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If an own goal was ever worth a trophy this is a great example.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unconditional support⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, my local liquor store is close enough we could be considered neighbors and I regularly get suggestions based on my taste.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MAGA Snake⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I sincerely doubt he’s even all that rich given how petty the embezzlement through spending the weekends in his own hotels was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't worry about it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well you’ve gotten the hardest laugh today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Angery⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sticker for my bike

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shuwerin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, there’s definitely been showers where I just sit in the steam. Especially when I lived alone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shuwerin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought it was sitting curled up in a ball contemplating everything wrong with your life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is water an acid or a base?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Right, whatever the midpoint was. It’s been a minute since my last chemistry class.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is water an acid or a base?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t water itself the pretty literal definition of 0 and it doesn’t become one or the other until it’s a solution with something else?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Philosophy moment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “How is my body supposed to process oxygen if I’ve spent more than 30 seconds not watching a firehose of 10 second reaction videos?” I’m starting to understand how the adults felt about us back when I was that age.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Puma picks colors and shades at random it seems.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So y’all don’t just wing all your socks into an old reusable grocery bag under your bed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bork BORK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For what it’s worth it is a cute little bastard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Localization note: the Australian liberal party is right wing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For what it’s worth the American liberal party is at best centrist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT'S SPRING!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would absolutely love if some birds nested around my apartment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting fact about humans in zero gravity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn near fell off the toilet laughing at this one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's little cousin plays with MLP toys⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I like their idea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Official Discussion - Me and My Waifu (SPOILERS)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Took me a second on that one. Today’s more of a “get drunk and be rowdy” holiday where I’m at so everything on the Internet being a joke was a touch slow on the uptake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the problem sweetie? You've barely touched your eggsicle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My idea probably wouldn’t end up clear, and still definitely not for the faint of heart.