Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped

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• cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I identify as electrical (pronouns: zip/zap).

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was actually raised by a single umpire and everyone just assumed I would turn out umpire too but I’m actually electrical

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    • bampop@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nobody is born an umpire, you become an umpire if you get bitten by one but umpire parents have electrical babies

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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Same, literally 😅 its my job

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    • SippyCup@feddit.nl ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Username checks out.

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  • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Zop.

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Happy for you that you finally get your recognition!

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• joella@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  gasp there’s a transformer in the electrical bathroom!

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “My name is Optimus Prime…”

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• abfarid@startrek.website ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What are they implying with that wide-ass door for women?

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  • argh_another_username@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t like yo mama jokes. I just think about them.

    But seriously, strollers and wheelchairs.

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  • jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ADA compliance most likely. If you look closely, everything on the Umpire door is also in Braille.

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s probably for ADA compliance

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    • Hux@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If it were for ADA compliance, the “Umpires” door would need a Braille sign.

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      For their wide asses!

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  • VonReposti@feddit.dk ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    wide-ass

    They’re probably implying exactly this.

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  • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Also the only one with a key pad!?

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    • abfarid@startrek.website ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I can’t extract a yo momma joke from that though

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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe for strollers?

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That ‘Women’ door be thicc tho

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  • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Probably USA.

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  • doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Electricians and umpires don’t require accessible doors.

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• 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Decidedly identifying as electrical if that’s an option.

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• baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m tired of umpires being discriminated against! They are not “separate but equal”. I say we treat them like the humans they pretend to be.

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  • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ll stop discriminating against umpires when they learn to see.

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The Monty Hall Bathroom Problem:

  If you open one door, and the bathroom security guard shows you another, do you switch or not?

  Can you find the One Unisex Toilet Throne to Rule Them All?

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• myster0n@feddit.nl ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you’re bitten by another umpire?

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  • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You get hit by a baseball. Then you’re cursed with an overwhelming fear of getting hit by baseballs

    This compels you to get protective equipment and hide behind a guy (who’s entire job is to catch the ball if it makes it past the batter)

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Are umpires electric?

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They should have the umpires sign in braille

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There is a Finnish hick t-shirt text “Don’t touch electrician when you are wet”.

  This is because electrician in Finnish is sähkömies that is literally translated “electric man”

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• griff@lemmings.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  welcome to the multiverse

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