lugal
@lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on THE EARTH IS SPHERICAL, DIPSHITS 5 days ago:
But the earth is round, like a pizza
- Comment on the definitive proof that you weren't your parent's favorite 1 week ago:
I see your point but context matters. Sure, if you are a hammer, everything is a nail. If you start decensoring cuss words, everything is a cuss word. But this isn’t the case here. They didn’t want to dox Flick Matthew so I did. I had to. I’ve dedicated my life to the truth and the truth alone even if it means endangering people.
- Comment on the definitive proof that you weren't your parent's favorite 1 week ago:
You got it wrong. Matthews first name is Flick. Fuck isn’t even a name. You’re not making sense at all
- Comment on Deny it? 1 week ago:
Not wrong but it’s a snow avalanche
- Comment on Deny it? 1 week ago:
A brick
And what’s white and hinders you from eating?
- Comment on I watched Arrival (2016), there was a lot more to it than I was expecting 1 week ago:
I watched it because Lingthusiasm has a podcast episode about it and loved it too!
- Comment on I too am an expert 4 weeks ago:
Maybe the joke was too niche. The German community ich_iel has as an insider “Stör” memes which is the German word for sturgeon
- Comment on I too am an expert 4 weeks ago:
How do you recognize a sturgeon?
- Comment on Fyi... Hold shift to run. 4 weeks ago:
Jokes on you, my shift is over
- Comment on Hot girl in your area want your cock. 4 weeks ago:
You should click the ad to stop those girls!
- Comment on "Jokes on you, I'm into that shit" 4 weeks ago:
Speak for yourself. I never twisted any tiger’s tail but neither do I judge you for your kink
- Comment on Me too, thanks. 5 weeks ago:
🤯🥺😭
- Comment on Me too, thanks. 5 weeks ago:
Jokes on you, I work remotely so I can mute myself when ever I want to cry
- Comment on Time travel is easy, it's just lame 5 weeks ago:
If used correctly, the bike can move you forward in time. It takes approximately 60 minutes to move an hour into the future. But you can’t return so think twice before you go into a horrible age.
- Comment on Germany quietly cuts funding to two Israeli human rights organizations 5 weeks ago:
First I was happy they cut support for Israel but it’s support for good Israeli organizations. Reminds me not to put everything into the same box
- Comment on Vibes based cooking 5 weeks ago:
Don’t get high on your own supply
- Comment on rule 1 month ago:
Wait, is that to with bisexual? I thought it’s having sex twice a week, or biweekly I don’t remember
- Comment on Achievement unlocked? 1 month ago:
There are communities for that, I’m sure, but this one is for shitposting
- Comment on JeSUS 1 month ago:
You got it slidely wrong. They secretly rule the world but not because they are lizards, that would be absurd, but because they are the only ones who have time to do so because they don’t think about sex all the time.
- Comment on Out of his depth 1 month ago:
Did someone say Stör?
- Comment on Fucking pigeons 1 month ago:
c/therewasanattempt
- Comment on What are your bank details? 1 month ago:
In a way, “because I say so” is appeal to (my) authority
- Comment on What are your bank details? 1 month ago:
What’s your lemmy password?
- Comment on Washing machine 🤤 2 months ago:
Nobody’s shaming anyone. To each their own
- Comment on And there was no on line manual 2 months ago:
“And now to our sponsor NordVPN. You want to listen to a station but the signal is too weak?”
- Comment on And there was no on line manual 2 months ago:
Tell them it’s like a livestream but all the time
- Comment on Just in case something really funny happens 2 months ago:
There are so many parts of the story I first assumed to be jokes so at this point I just believe everything
- Comment on ROFL 2 months ago:
🤣
- Comment on I really want this on my wall. 2 months ago:
Best place for that, except if you’re from North Korea and for the first time have access to internet porn
- Comment on I really want this on my wall. 2 months ago:
For all we know he went on a digital detox tour and never came back