lugal
@lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Fyi... Hold shift to run. 1 day ago:
Jokes on you, my shift is over
- Comment on Hot girl in your area want your cock. 2 days ago:
You should click the ad to stop those girls!
- Comment on "Jokes on you, I'm into that shit" 3 days ago:
Speak for yourself. I never twisted any tiger’s tail but neither do I judge you for your kink
- Comment on Me too, thanks. 4 days ago:
🤯🥺😭
- Comment on Me too, thanks. 4 days ago:
Jokes on you, I work remotely so I can mute myself when ever I want to cry
- Comment on Time travel is easy, it's just lame 6 days ago:
If used correctly, the bike can move you forward in time. It takes approximately 60 minutes to move an hour into the future. But you can’t return so think twice before you go into a horrible age.
- Comment on Germany quietly cuts funding to two Israeli human rights organizations 1 week ago:
First I was happy they cut support for Israel but it’s support for good Israeli organizations. Reminds me not to put everything into the same box
- Comment on Vibes based cooking 1 week ago:
Don’t get high on your own supply
- Comment on rule 1 week ago:
Wait, is that to with bisexual? I thought it’s having sex twice a week, or biweekly I don’t remember
- Comment on Achievement unlocked? 1 week ago:
There are communities for that, I’m sure, but this one is for shitposting
- Comment on JeSUS 1 week ago:
You got it slidely wrong. They secretly rule the world but not because they are lizards, that would be absurd, but because they are the only ones who have time to do so because they don’t think about sex all the time.
- Comment on Out of his depth 2 weeks ago:
Did someone say Stör?
- Comment on Fucking pigeons 2 weeks ago:
c/therewasanattempt
- Comment on What are your bank details? 3 weeks ago:
In a way, “because I say so” is appeal to (my) authority
- Comment on What are your bank details? 3 weeks ago:
What’s your lemmy password?
- Comment on Washing machine 🤤 4 weeks ago:
Nobody’s shaming anyone. To each their own
- Comment on And there was no on line manual 5 weeks ago:
“And now to our sponsor NordVPN. You want to listen to a station but the signal is too weak?”
- Comment on And there was no on line manual 5 weeks ago:
Tell them it’s like a livestream but all the time
- Comment on Just in case something really funny happens 1 month ago:
There are so many parts of the story I first assumed to be jokes so at this point I just believe everything
- Comment on ROFL 1 month ago:
🤣
- Comment on I really want this on my wall. 1 month ago:
Best place for that, except if you’re from North Korea and for the first time have access to internet porn
- Comment on I really want this on my wall. 1 month ago:
For all we know he went on a digital detox tour and never came back
- Comment on I really want this on my wall. 1 month ago:
Pretty sure the photo was taken at guildo’s home
- Comment on I really want this on my wall. 1 month ago:
Had to check the community to see if it’s a joke or a tankie. shitpost indicates it’s a joke and .world indicates it’s not a tankie so I stand relieved
- Comment on Pterosaurs 1 month ago:
In German, we call bats “Fledermaus” (fluttering mouse) and this is the missing link between them and regular mouses. Who would have guessed that of all the peoples in the world, the Germans have been right all this time
- Comment on Percentages 1 month ago:
On the other hand: Half of my lottery tickets were jackpots. I never played and have (1/2 * 0 = ) 0 jackpots.
- Comment on Fuck geometry 1 month ago:
Never been together with people and still felt alone?
- Comment on Damages elevator; the 1 month ago:
Is this a poem? Dadaist or something?
- Comment on Damages elevator; the 1 month ago:
Your welcome
- Comment on Little dude ATP 2 months ago:
It’s making ADP into ATP iirc, right?