baggachipz

@baggachipz@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Praise Be⁩ ⁨⁨39⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  Three dudes: “That big star is in the sky again, Mary wants us to run another train on her!”

  Shows up with her payment

  “Oh.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Vaccinated by racism and xenophobia

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your teenager AND your husband⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t fucking judge my breakfast

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your teenager AND your husband⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It sounds easier to fly to Korea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your teenager AND your husband⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah true but it’s so fucking good sometimes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE is 30 minutes late again. I'm really pissed about that.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sad, but unsurprising, that right-wing grift is universal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Islandium⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh right, me read gud.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE is 30 minutes late again. I'm really pissed about that.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That sucks. I saw the DB as a model of envy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE is 30 minutes late again. I'm really pissed about that.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  As a foreigner, ICE was so great a decade ago when I went to Germany regularly. What happened to destroy this beacon of fine travel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Islandium⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro, it’s tough to rape people when you can’t even feed yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Islandium⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hawlking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've Hit The Perfect Weight⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not really that weight though, the phone adds some. Sorry to have to inform you of this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Between raising two young boys and putting in long hours at a marketing job, Kevin Caldwell can almost never find the time to make dinner. So he and his husband spend about $700 a week to order in"⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well then I guess your one self-reported anecdotal datum proves me wrong. Carry on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Between raising two young boys and putting in long hours at a marketing job, Kevin Caldwell can almost never find the time to make dinner. So he and his husband spend about $700 a week to order in"⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, but… using butter is ok. I’m willing to bet restaurants use even more for each meal. Also, I cream is… ice cream. How much do you have in a serving when you make it at home? Is it two baseball-sized scoops full of Reese’s peanut butter cups?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Between raising two young boys and putting in long hours at a marketing job, Kevin Caldwell can almost never find the time to make dinner. So he and his husband spend about $700 a week to order in"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The problem is that in almost every case, restaurants’ only objectives are to make food that tastes good and make customers think they’re getting a good value. Hence, tons of high-caloric additives and huge portions.

  When you cook at home, even if you use oils and other high-caloric ingredients, you still use way less than restaurants do. I promise you, take a “healthy” meal from a restaurant and compare its nutritional content to the same thing you would make at home; the difference will be drastic.

  A couple examples:

  1. Broccoli side dish. Cooked at home in a pan; some oil and salt and pepper. In a restaurant? Drowning in butter and tons of salt.
  2. baked potato. At home, some cheese and sour cream. In a restaurant? Bigger potato with tons of butter, sour cream, gobs of cheese, bacon.

  In these examples, both taste good. But the restaurant versions are tons of empty calories that contribute to a very unhealthy lifestyle. Don’t get me wrong, I like that shit too. But it’s rare for me, I’d rather make it myself and control what goes in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Between raising two young boys and putting in long hours at a marketing job, Kevin Caldwell can almost never find the time to make dinner. So he and his husband spend about $700 a week to order in"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for distilling how I feel about cooking. It’s an ancient art made better by good science and engineering.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tomato tomato⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Right, so, what seems to be the problem here?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Entry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Eat hot chip and lie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After I take the potatoes out of the water⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Salt it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Truth Is Out There⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. I’ve never heard of a single Bigfoot molesting kids. Bigfoot 2028

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Truth Is Out There⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And much smarter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a selection!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All I see is kidney stones

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a Paula Deen of the Midwest?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s where all the flavor is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a Paula Deen of the Midwest?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And plenty of Cream of ______ soup

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a Paula Deen of the Midwest?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That explains so much

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So 9/11, Iraq War 2: Electric Boogalie, recession, dot bomb. Cool cool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨aspirations⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Help out an old piece of shit: what’s the dying rose emoji about these days?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you people all bots?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  no u

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lamotrigine⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish it did that to me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨purely basedbon vibes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  completetly

  Perfect.