baggachipz
@baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on My earphones' cable has been oozing sticky goo for over a yer now 1 day ago:
I don’t really appreciate your blasphemy
- Comment on My earphones' cable has been oozing sticky goo for over a yer now 1 day ago:
Given that:
- The statue of Mother Mary cries;
- These earphones are weeping;
You are witnessing divine signals from heaven above, and can charge people money to make the holy trek to witness your hallowed earphones.
- Comment on Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid? 6 days ago:
Gulf of Hawaii, it’s right there
- Comment on The White House Rose Garden was replaced by pavement 1 week ago:
A girl can dream
- Comment on I just dont seem to ever learn 1 week ago:
Top-notch meniscus
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Maybe you need a ban from Lemmy too
- Comment on Toothbrushes don't list what they are made of. 1 week ago:
You’re supposed to brush your teeth not your skin. Or both I guess
- Comment on Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp 1 week ago:
There were only so many hard edges they could put on the logo before it would crash
- Comment on Toothbrushes don't list what they are made of. 1 week ago:
It’s all horse shit, just like “whitening” toothpaste.
- Comment on Toothbrushes don't list what they are made of. 1 week ago:
Yes, that part is called “marketing”. It’s plastic, that’s what they’re calling “antimicrobial”.
- Comment on American ambassador to Italy refuses to live in the official US residence in Rome. Instead, he stays on his super yacht moored 60 miles from the capital 1 week ago:
That would be un-presidented! Er, unprecedented.
- Comment on US education 1 week ago:
This is the basis for their entire “understanding” of the world. It’s how they thank god when a doctor heals them. It’s how they can say that something produced by the scientific process (vaccines) are bad, but then enjoy so many of the benefits of the exact same process (pain meds). “God did it” is the ultimate willful ignorance.
- Comment on Dandelion > MJ 1 week ago:
no u
- Comment on Dandelion > MJ 1 week ago:
Dear BroBot9000,
This is a shitpost.
Regards, baggachipz
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- Comment on flowers for the lost 1 week ago:
Yeah I can immediately tell she’s some business huckster, doing “motivational speaking” or some shit
- Comment on flowers for the lost 1 week ago:
What’s with the pointing-at-camera thing?
- Comment on nobody in webdev knows what graceful degradation is anymore 2 weeks ago:
Blame the ui frameworks like react for this. It’s normalized a large cross-section of devs not learning anything about how a server works. They’ve essentially grown up with a calculator without ever having to learn long division.
- Comment on I did the math to prove that Shaq is a woman. 2 weeks ago:
Yes?
- Comment on I did the math to prove that Shaq is a woman. 2 weeks ago:
How was his guy-ness distributed? Are there now lots of 99% women out there?
- Comment on Old Man Guide to Grooming 2 weeks ago:
For a lot of large beard guys, it’s their entire personality
- Comment on New Android POS at work has 4 notifications but I can't clear them because their MDM locks the notification bar. 2 weeks ago:
I guess I see the boomer as the gold standard. Notifications as far as the eye can see, noises dinging nonstop, 10000 browser tabs open. Last reboot: 2023 when their nephew made them do it.
- Comment on New here 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on New Android POS at work has 4 notifications but I can't clear them because their MDM locks the notification bar. 2 weeks ago:
Those notifications will pile up and have you looking like a boomer in no time!
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
One’s a dumb shit-eater who licks its own asshole, the other is a dog
- Comment on Costco changed the bag to plastic!! 5 weeks ago:
If that threshold is less than 10, I’m unreasonable
- Comment on Costco changed the bag to plastic!! 5 weeks ago:
I buy the big thing of cashews from there; recently, they went from the infinitely-reusable and recyclable hard plastic square with screw-on top to a plastic bag like this. The label says “uses 40% less plastic” or some shit. Costco is a good company, but holy shit so much single-use plastic.
- Comment on Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped 5 weeks ago:
I’m tired of umpires being discriminated against! They are not “separate but equal”. I say we treat them like the humans they pretend to be.
- Comment on Ahem, well well 5 weeks ago:
A tweet from 13 years ago. Bravo, solid shitpost.
- Comment on Food. 5 weeks ago:
A reciprocal relationship with a pig farm sounds like it could work. I know that Vegas casinos do that, courtesy of Mike Rowe.
