Comment on My earphones' cable has been oozing sticky goo for over a yer now

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

Given that:

  1. The statue of Mother Mary cries;
  2. These earphones are weeping;

You are witnessing divine signals from heaven above, and can charge people money to make the holy trek to witness your hallowed earphones.

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