Wasn’t the weeping statue just sewage?
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baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Given that:
- The statue of Mother Mary cries;
- These earphones are weeping;
You are witnessing divine signals from heaven above, and can charge people money to make the holy trek to witness your hallowed earphones.
brax@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I don’t really appreciate your blasphemy
brax@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
[What blasphemy] (www.snopes.com/…/india-christ-statue-toilet/)? lmao
Infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Its Jesus’s earwax!