FelixCress
@FelixCress@lemmy.world
- Comment on Aquarium 6 hours ago:
Me too, ideally on a plate with a bit of butter, lemon and fresh bread.
- Comment on Swifties wasted no time... 6 hours ago:
Imagine urinals in this shape.
- Comment on Falling Down (10/10) Movie CLIP - Fore! (1993) HD 6 hours ago:
He was actually much more sane than multiple characters he met on his way.
- Comment on Order in 2 days ago:
He will eat your face when you are asleep for that.
- Comment on Pokémon 3 days ago:
We don’t.
- Comment on New shower 🚿! All yours for 1 kick! 3 days ago:
Say what now?
- Comment on pisspost 3 days ago:
That’s called gloryhole.
- Comment on Is "disk" just a different spelling of "disc" or are they actually different words? 1 week ago:
There is a dicklette or so your wife claims.
- Comment on State of Lemmy comments right now 1 week ago:
Oh, dogs…
Yeah, I like dags.
- Comment on State of Lemmy comments right now 1 week ago:
Yup, I heard you got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
- Comment on State of Lemmy comments right now 1 week ago:
How do you cook them?
- Comment on State of Lemmy comments right now 1 week ago:
Dogs, the easiest species to feed That would be pigs but some dogs are actually quite close to that.
- Comment on I've been busy lately 1 week ago:
Actually, you can have one pint and drive so you will be all right mate as long as you stick to what’s on these pictures.
- Comment on "what happened??" 1 week ago:
They should all be like this.
- Comment on I'm just a kid and life is nightmare... I know its not fair 1 week ago:
Tell me you are an American without telling me.
- Comment on Hello my name is Sacctonsayinlrlyn 1 week ago:
More like word salad.
- Comment on after 40 all meals are horror 1 week ago:
Do people not eat salads?
What, like a rabbit?
- Comment on after 40 all meals are horror 1 week ago:
It’s a sandwich, pocket of crisps or a chocolate bar and a drink.
- Comment on The UK section of my local supermarket is taking the piss 1 week ago:
Looks about right.
- Comment on Healthcare 2 weeks ago:
Can you give me your sister’s number?
- Comment on Healthcare 2 weeks ago:
russia did the same shit in ukraine,
Whayabboutery much?
- Comment on Pizza 2 weeks ago:
Don’t worry about it, sweetheart.
- Comment on Veggitale facts 2 weeks ago:
UK political system needs a complete overhaul but it is not worse.
- Comment on Veggitale facts 2 weeks ago:
… Introducing proportional representation and majority elected president, enfranchising all people, ending politically appointed judiciary, making intentional lies with the intention to mislead the public a criminal offence…
- Comment on Reasonable Blackman 2 weeks ago:
What’s unreasonably black in this case?
- Comment on DuckDuckGoose 2 weeks ago:
Maybe if enough programmers become goose farmers they will stop these fucking constant imbecylic unnecessary updates.
- Comment on Veggitale facts 2 weeks ago:
That’s just a fact. The whole US political system should be scrapped and re-developed to make it a democracy.
- Comment on Ayoo 3 weeks ago:
Dogging
- Comment on good shabbos 3 weeks ago:
By “antisemitism from left wingers” do you mean criticism of Israel Nazi government?
- Comment on Healthcare 3 weeks ago:
His wife is.