FelixCress
@FelixCress@lemmy.world
- Comment on DIY beauty 1 day ago:
Both
- Comment on Support animal rule 1 day ago:
Like all these knives, forks, frying pans and ovens? Possibly, but that wouldn’t be long.
- Comment on Beautiful 1 day ago:
You could always try with rubber bands and tits?
- Comment on Support animal rule 2 days ago:
Which breed?
- Comment on Ah, the old family favourite 2 days ago:
Cheap IKEA rugs are actually named after Danish places.
Are you trying to tell them something?
- Comment on Ah, the old family favourite 2 days ago:
It is English.
- Comment on Time to go to the Soup Store 2 days ago:
And cunnilingus.
- Comment on Clippy's coming for you 2 days ago:
It is decidedly so.
- Comment on Git good, son 2 days ago:
If a woman has a dump truck ass,
She has a what now?
- Comment on Im flyinf to the USA from england 3 days ago:
🤣🤣🤣
- Comment on Git good, son 3 days ago:
Funnily enough, your wife said the same thing.
- Comment on Git good, son 3 days ago:
Squeezing balls makes wonders or so I heard.
- Comment on Git good, son 3 days ago:
In this case ask your husband’s lover.
- Comment on Git good, son 3 days ago:
Ask your wife. Or her lover.
- Comment on Git good, son 3 days ago:
How to admit you are shit in bed and you are not arsed enough to work on yourself.
- Comment on Git good, son 3 days ago:
How is your mum feeling about it?
- Comment on Im flyinf to the USA from england 3 days ago:
Good reminder, he should teach them how to drive on the left. Lead by example.
- Comment on I need pics of fat tigers to send to my mom. she hates pics of fat tigers and every few months I send her a bunch. 3 days ago:
That’s sweet
- Comment on Withdrawal is going to make people go mad 3 days ago:
I thought you were already doing that…
- Comment on I would personally just treat whatever direction I'm facing at the time as North and go from there. 3 days ago:
Opposite to the east.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
posting a YouTube links in comments responding to people then saying “this song is about you” is harassment.
Not really.
- Comment on Im flyinf to the USA from england 4 days ago:
You can’t run people over because they crossed outside a crosswalk.
But you can shoot them, right?
- Comment on The doctor then had to go and treat that lawyer for being a burn victim 4 days ago:
Keep digging.
- Comment on The doctor then had to go and treat that lawyer for being a burn victim 5 days ago:
Yup, let’s double down on your nonsense 🙄
- Comment on The doctor then had to go and treat that lawyer for being a burn victim 5 days ago:
You made a general statement that MOST of people lost their cases just because they were sarcastic. This is utter tosh.
Judges may not like sarcasm, no argument here. But to say that most people lost due to sarcasm is a complete nonsense.
- Comment on New emoji dictionary just dropped 5 days ago:
No fucking clue.
Threesome would be my guess.
- Comment on Don't ask if its level 5 days ago:
I didn’t vote for you.
- Comment on The doctor then had to go and treat that lawyer for being a burn victim 5 days ago:
Most of the people who lost, lost because they were being sarcastic.
What a complete and utter rubbish.
- Comment on C..c..can you do bad things to me? 1 week ago:
Naughty things.
- Comment on sad 1 week ago:
You must be fun at parties.