FelixCress

@FelixCress@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What kind of car is this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Red one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨damn it'd look soooooo cool⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  And yet you only have one, poor thing - the one above your neck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Birthday Emma!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But farm raised pigs definitely taste better.

  That depends how it is prepared. Smoked and dried boar sausage is delicious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Rigs, the infamous truck racing game, is coming to Steam this year⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No pricing info or firm release date is available as of this writing,

  I will give them 20 pence and a pocket of crisps I found yesterday under a cupboard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How the fuck do I find out where and when all these protests and rallies are happening?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheese yourself 😜

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How the fuck do I find out where and when all these protests and rallies are happening?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You need to stage a protest against the insufficient information.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know this isn't the proper place for this, but I don't know where to put it and I need to share it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That doesn’t make any sense That’s what she said.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know this isn't the proper place for this, but I don't know where to put it and I need to share it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  before we ever had sex

  Precisely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know this isn't the proper place for this, but I don't know where to put it and I need to share it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it was because you said you didn’t know where to put it. Your wife said the same thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know this isn't the proper place for this, but I don't know where to put it and I need to share it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, when I read the title of your post I was convinced you were going to paste a picture of your dick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some slow acting poisons?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Theoretically speaking… Do you need an alibi as well? Just for the book of course.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some slow acting poisons?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a writer

  “A writer” 😉

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So jussi⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Goes well with this grape juice:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So jussi⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  More like dick sheath.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people give their unwaivering support to autocrats?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because they are stupid. Around 40% of the population are idiots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What does a week of groceries look like to you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Crate of 24 beers, five pizzas, two large steaks and a packs of French fries.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do It!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t park here, mate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You guys have to end it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  US: predominantly automatic transmission, low speed limits

  Germany: predominantly manual transmission, higher speed limits and no limits on most of the autobahns (motorways)

  US road deaths per capita twice of Germany.

  Draw your own conclusions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it a red flag if a potential employer rushes you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They may have a strict period when they are accepting applications. No idea about your employer but it happens quite often with public bodies and large corporations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who gets all the tariff money about to be collected from US citizens buying products from Canada?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember, the government is the issuer of the currency. They don’t need to collect dollars in order to spend them.

  Yup, that worked a treat in Zimbabwe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alcohol solves problems, water creates them.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fish fuck in water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whats the most downvoted comment/post on lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, that’s pissing me off. I remember a post (not sure if here or on Reddit) where I asked which mobile phone brand does not force updates and I specifically asked for fanbois of forced updates not to reply - just for some moron replying straight away “whydontyouwantupdatesyadayadayada”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whats the most downvoted comment/post on lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I noticed two kinds of comments I sometimes make always attract unwanted attention:

  • anything around meat attracts downvoting from furious militant vegans

  • anything where I ask how to stop mobile phone updates always attracts some cabbage brain asking “why don’t you want updates” and then downvotes from human sheep if I reply

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happens if I eat a box of paper clips before an MRI?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is cops being evil/lazy/incompetent a USA specific thing, or is it the same everywhere in the world?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think Germany is known for serious police

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is cops being evil/lazy/incompetent a USA specific thing, or is it the same everywhere in the world?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the Nazi salute is not covered by any freedom of expression or opinion in a political context

  Good.

  What Elon did on stage would have landed him in a German court.

  Double good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is cops being evil/lazy/incompetent a USA specific thing, or is it the same everywhere in the world?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, it’s universal

  Tell me you never been to Europe (or probably anywhere outside of the US) without telling me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happened to cylindrical plugs?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course there are:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is no war in Wah Sing Ton⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Russian troll alert

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is no war in Wah Sing Ton⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, not yet anyway.