FelixCress
@FelixCress@lemmy.world
- Comment on The correct answer is "D" 4 days ago:
All of them. Fuck you, programmers. You never want to own your own mistakes.
- Comment on Can I sue my apartment management company? 6 days ago:
It would be helpful if have specified the country but since you didn’t, I presume that you are a USian?
- Comment on Is this picture idea immature? 1 week ago:
our pictures taken with the Easter bunny while wearing overalls and a propeller hat. my sister says it’ll be immature
Is it a real question?
- Comment on Actually I will be happy to do it for you once a day 1 week ago:
Once a day? Amateur.
- Comment on Australia: a story in 4 pictures 1 week ago:
Well he knows a lot about Australia’s seasons and US customer service 🤣
As an Australian living in the United States, I’ve been lucky enough to experience many things previously unavailable to me. Like four actual seasons. The four seasons in Australia consist of “Fuck it’s hot” , “Can you believe how fucking hot it is?”, “I won’t be in today because it is too fucking hot”, and “Yes, the dinner plate size spiders come inside to escape the heat. That is a fucking whopper though.”
- Comment on Australia: a story in 4 pictures 1 week ago:
Wtf
- Comment on Help i am STUCK! 1 week ago:
Reminds me a joke after World Trade Centre attacks: don’t waste your time in the airports, American Airlines will take you straight to the office!
- Comment on Are there any games you don't play as it was intended to be played? If so, what game and how? 1 week ago:
An argument could be made that you are a genius. Both arguments would be equally wrong.
- Comment on Are there any games you don't play as it was intended to be played? If so, what game and how? 1 week ago:
Like playing Gwent instead of fighting monsters as the witcher?
- Comment on What actually came first? The chicken or the egg? 1 week ago:
Eggs at the morning, fried chicken for dinner so eggs come first. That was the question, right?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Don’t worry. It’s just satire.
… Yet
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
You can like wanking to pixels?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
The crazy thing is, nobody really knows who the members of CARA are. Their identity is kept secret. (…) So we have no idea who these people are who are censoring nudity in American films.
Land of the free, eh? 😂
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Yes. Their idiotic age rules (something about half age plus something, I don’t remember) they spread around on Reddit like it was some kind of gospel really made me question their sanity.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Yeah. Movies where people kill each other are suitable for children but movies where you can see a pair of tits for ten seconds, aren’t. Madness.
- Comment on Child support 2 weeks ago:
I only realised after reading your comment.
- Comment on Dating in your 30's 2 weeks ago:
Keep putting these fucking price stickers which cannot be removed without damaging surface. Great job TK Maxx
- Comment on Javascript/Linux is what I call it 2 weeks ago:
The issue is when you turn off java, half of a website won’t work.
- Comment on View it in your room! 2 weeks ago:
Why not view it in your house?
Have you ever heard about apartments/flats
That’s all my money stacked neatly. My couch is old, sell me one. Yes I use that kind of laptop, sell me one.
Are Amazon actually doing that? Not that they wouldn’t but is there actually any evidence of them either storing these pictures or using their contents?
you’re opening up to getting a ton of dick pics on your server.
Amazon employees need something to amuse themselves with when they are not listening to Alexa
- Comment on Luxury bones? In *this* economy. 2 weeks ago:
Let me guess what country you are from…
- Comment on What kind of car is this? 3 weeks ago:
Red one.
- Comment on damn it'd look soooooo cool 3 weeks ago:
And yet you only have one, poor thing - the one above your neck.
- Comment on Happy Birthday Emma! 3 weeks ago:
But farm raised pigs definitely taste better.
That depends how it is prepared. Smoked and dried boar sausage is delicious.
- Comment on Big Rigs, the infamous truck racing game, is coming to Steam this year 3 weeks ago:
No pricing info or firm release date is available as of this writing,
I will give them 20 pence and a pocket of crisps I found yesterday under a cupboard
- Comment on How the fuck do I find out where and when all these protests and rallies are happening? 3 weeks ago:
Cheese yourself 😜
- Comment on How the fuck do I find out where and when all these protests and rallies are happening? 3 weeks ago:
You need to stage a protest against the insufficient information.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
That doesn’t make any sense That’s what she said.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
before we ever had sex
Precisely.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
No, it was because you said you didn’t know where to put it. Your wife said the same thing.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Well, when I read the title of your post I was convinced you were going to paste a picture of your dick