THEN WHO CAN I CALL THE POLICE ON??!? 😭😭😭
Everybody poops
Submitted 2 weeks ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SoupBrick@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
TxzK@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
people who didn’t wash their hands
cdf12345@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Yourself for caring about everyone else’s bathroom use
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
Been in plenty of unisex bathrooms, it’s just stalls. Your obligation to not commit sexual assault in there is the same as it was in the hallway leading up to it.
kibiz0r@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
I was under the impression that, in the US, public bathrooms operate under some kind of gender-based “purge rules”, and that’s why it’s so essential to know who’s fair game
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Some people seem to only not assault others because they might get called out in i, so they assume everyone else is the same way. It’s pretty weird, and they’re really just telling on themselves.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
unisex bathrooms are honestly so much more pleasant, the fact that everyone goes in there makes it chill
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ceenote@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Disgusting, this sign discriminates against robots.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Do… robots… poop? 😧
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
they squeeze out spent AA batteries
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Everybody poops, and if they don’t they’re an android
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 weeks ago
It’s a dude with a horse’s asshole and tail.
0ops@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I mean op’s not wrong, everybody poops, but I bet that that horse-butt guy can poop
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That guy shits
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I’m trying to understand the handicap mermaid. Shouldn’t the chair have a propeller or something?
wunami@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
On land mermaids would need a wheelchair or something similar even if they aren’t handicapped.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Landing gear.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
They might also get around like sea lions, hard to say.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Obviously!
DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Merperson touring a human city - presumably they have both lungs and gills so can spend a day out of water.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But can they sing? Do fathers on land reprimand their daughters?
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Everytime I see ocean things I think of SOMA. I may have some sort of mental disorder.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
What does the Braille say?
simplejack@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“The last person to read this didn’t wash their hands.”
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Jesus that’s funny
ramius345@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Nikelui@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wizards don’t go to the toilet. They soil themselves, then cast prestidigitation to clean their clothes.
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
That’s a great question to not have a good answer to. Certainly looks like a shorter statement.
Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
What’s the second to the left figure
doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I’m thinking the silhouette of a classic Area 51 style alien.
Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
Oh I’m stupid. I meant the other left.
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why did I think the centaur on the left was a man doing unspeakable things to a small elephant
BubblyRomeo@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
At first, I thought it was a women giving head to man and then I thought was a woman getting railed......
wewbull@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
You’re not alone. Exactly what I saw too.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You wouldn’t fuck a malnourished baby elephant.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
No, no. Im not a pedophillet them get a little older, though…