THEN WHO CAN I CALL THE POLICE ON??!? 😭😭😭
Everybody poops
Submitted 10 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/e4692738-318f-4b29-a4a9-26ac3208dfda.jpeg
Comments
SoupBrick@pawb.social 10 months ago
TxzK@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
people who didn’t wash their hands
cdf12345@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Yourself for caring about everyone else’s bathroom use
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Been in plenty of unisex bathrooms, it’s just stalls. Your obligation to not commit sexual assault in there is the same as it was in the hallway leading up to it.
kibiz0r@midwest.social 10 months ago
I was under the impression that, in the US, public bathrooms operate under some kind of gender-based “purge rules”, and that’s why it’s so essential to know who’s fair game
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Some people seem to only not assault others because they might get called out in i, so they assume everyone else is the same way. It’s pretty weird, and they’re really just telling on themselves.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
unisex bathrooms are honestly so much more pleasant, the fact that everyone goes in there makes it chill
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ceenote@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Disgusting, this sign discriminates against robots.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Do… robots… poop? 😧
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
they squeeze out spent AA batteries
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Everybody poops, and if they don’t they’re an android
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 10 months ago
It’s a dude with a horse’s asshole and tail.
0ops@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I mean op’s not wrong, everybody poops, but I bet that that horse-butt guy can poop
Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That guy shits
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I’m trying to understand the handicap mermaid. Shouldn’t the chair have a propeller or something?
wunami@lemmy.world 10 months ago
On land mermaids would need a wheelchair or something similar even if they aren’t handicapped.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Landing gear.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
They might also get around like sea lions, hard to say.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Obviously!
DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Merperson touring a human city - presumably they have both lungs and gills so can spend a day out of water.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 10 months ago
But can they sing? Do fathers on land reprimand their daughters?
daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Everytime I see ocean things I think of SOMA. I may have some sort of mental disorder.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
What does the Braille say?
simplejack@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“The last person to read this didn’t wash their hands.”
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Jesus that’s funny
ramius345@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Nikelui@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wizards don’t go to the toilet. They soil themselves, then cast prestidigitation to clean their clothes.
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
That’s a great question to not have a good answer to. Certainly looks like a shorter statement.
Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
What’s the second to the left figure
doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I’m thinking the silhouette of a classic Area 51 style alien.
Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Oh I’m stupid. I meant the other left.
toynbee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Why did I think the centaur on the left was a man doing unspeakable things to a small elephant
wewbull@feddit.uk 10 months ago
You’re not alone. Exactly what I saw too.
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You wouldn’t fuck a malnourished baby elephant.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
No, no. Im not a pedophillet them get a little older, though…