doomcanoe

@doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Assassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All you have to do to get my money is let me be a pirate, a jedi, a ninja, or a samurai. My inner child can’t help themselves.

  So how can Ubisoft be so terrible that I have literally not wanted to play their Pirate game, their StarWars game, and now their Ninja/Samurai game!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨8 yr old me after my parents did my woodworking assignment⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Awww… Give yourself a little credit! If you were born the successor of an slave employing Emerald Mine fortune, you could fail your way up too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨8 yr old me after my parents did my woodworking assignment⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So uh… Where are your mega millions then champ???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Borderlands 2, in the mission “Kill Yourself”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Currently happening⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk man, the people with no friends and the people with a lot of friends and even the people with a middle amount of friends seem to follow a standard distribution of personalities.

  Some awkward people and some charismatic people just suck. Some awkward people and some charismatic people are awesome. But most of all, people are just kinda shades of in-between.