Nah, I agree with you. It is a bit “teen romance drama” style love, but it’s pretty clear from where I’m standing that anon’s whole list is just different ways of saying “I want to be loved” (don’t we all?). It may not be a realistic love, and it may be unhealthy if those are the standards they demand for their partner 100% of the time in real life. But as a day dream, we have all had these overly dramatic and impractical fantasies. There are literal media franchises, enjoyed by millions of people who otherwise have very healthy relationships, based on this exact form of wish fulfillment.