Heartthrob with the flying elbow

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• gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  finish the sentence

  It’s fun to make fun of Ted Cruz…

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  • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The zodiac killer

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    .

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But he needs that thich mane to keep his widdle ears warm from the cold Texas winter.

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The snowflakes at night are big and bright. Deep in the heart of Texas.

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  • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …but have you tried running him over?

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  • Junkernaught@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I hate to see his face in my news I do not care for his views I’d like to see him choke on some shoes.

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  • Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …but anaphylaxis is no laughing matter.

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  • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    fun required

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  • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And all of his far-right views?

    I feel like either nobody else understood the assignment, or I didn’t.

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Found Ted’s account

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  • whuwu@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    always and forever, amen.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    , but not to bake buns with Ted Cruz?

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• Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And he is 23.

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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ravishing Rick rude died at the age of 39. So every time you’d see his insane jawline, wrinkled face and huge just ache, you were looking at a guy in his late 20s early 30s.

    The big boss man had a 20+ year career and died at 41

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    • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      youtu.be/vjqt8T3tJIE?si=-96Qgk_j6gLUWQYl

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hailing from Booger Hole, West Virginia…in the very skimpy silk briefs he’s chosen to wrestle in…

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Asbestos be like

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• gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Their heart is throbbing with cholesterol

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• AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• DickFiasco@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This should be the official portrait of lemmyshitpost.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This should be my official Linkedin portrait.

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• Binette@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hot take he looks attractive

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There really is someone for everyone.

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      lol

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  • Atropos@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dang, he’s twice the man he used to be

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m reporting you to the .ml admins

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• Nutteman@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hey it’s not nice to use pictures of Stavros Halkias like that

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  • crusa187@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stavvy never had that full of a head of hair and you know it.

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• nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This looks more like the bottom of my compost container during warm and damp days.

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• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He’s giving off strong Greg “The Hammer” Valentine vibes there lol

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• not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  is that a real picture? :0

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  • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It isn’t.

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    • doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Technically it is

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• Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This must be Rafael Cruz

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• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No joke if you shaved his face he would look like Greg the hammer valentine

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• owiseedoubleyou@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Richard Cruzman

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• Spezi@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Looks like the average reddit mod.

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