Spezi

@Spezi@feddit.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is the Strait of Hormuz Open? Up to the second accurate info⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought about doing push notifications for this, but I don’t want 50 push notifications a day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just bee real⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bee-ngo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨back on Lemmy after a month away, it feels like coming home🫶⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You dropped something: “

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So fucking chill⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It‘a completely different than this post

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So fucking chill⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  🐁 ~🐘~

  Wheres your god now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨back on Lemmy after a month away, it feels like coming home🫶⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I broke the system.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨back on Lemmy after a month away, it feels like coming home🫶⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  #🐈

  ^🐘^

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨back on Lemmy after a month away, it feels like coming home🫶⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sie Maus is basically the German Blåhaj

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Homocycle and Heterocycle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s right, it goes into the square hole!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe he had his ex’s legs tattooed already?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Could be that only the outer ones are 100 dollar bills while the inner ones are 1 Dollar bills because they are the same size.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨something to be reinvented⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My wifes vote was held up in “customs” when she voted from abroad. It never arrived and it was also to late to send a new vote. Why a letter would even go to customs is beyond me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨something to be reinvented⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If they never expire, they would have been an amazing investment opportunity to stock. Imagine paying fifty cent today and still beeing able to send them to all the remaining 4 countries left worldwide when prices go up to 253.72 Trumpjuniordollars in 2056. Or you can trade them for bread.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨intruder alert⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  W̵̧͚͔͖͇̝͕͚̪̝̫̫̼͋͜ͅͅḤ̸̢̡̧͚̖̞̜̟̝͎͎̰̫̪̰̗̳͍̪͙̣͚̤̞̈͑̊̅̐̿̄̉̾͂͋̚͘͝͝Ë̵̺̼͈̭̼̪͕̟̯̖̠̩̝̖́͋̀͋͂̿̇̑̎̑̉́̅͂̾̎͛̚R̵̢̛̬͎̼̮͍̹̭̼̈̐̋̐̋͋͊̒̌͒͘̕͘͝ͅE̷̢̛͓͙̤̺̱͕̯͔͙̫̠̮̘̠̭͙̭͓̗̼͓̼͖̦̙̥̻̟̦͒͆̈́̎͆͐̃͛͒̀̈́͊̋̿̈́̄̃̆͒͐̿̋̓̑́͒͘͘̚̕͜͜͝͠͝͝ͅͅS̷̡̢̨̧̛͔̯̦̺̯̹̠̪̒̈́̉̎͆̔͗̏͂͠ͅ ̷̢͎̙̜̫͚̰̙̙̅́̿̉̿̒̂͊͂̃̋̀̅̒͋͆̔̈̋̈́̔̋͝͠ͅT̴̡̨̢̢̰̘̜͖̯̹͚̜̯̖̖̲̰͍̯̮̲̙̟̰̩̪̱͔̩̺̞͖̫̖̋́̉̿̈́̓͗̍̒̇̆̈́̾͛̎̊̈́́̍̈̂̀͌̋̀̄͊̌̋͗͒̀̕̚͘͜͝͠͝͝Ḧ̸̢͎́̋̌̾͗̑́̓͒̈́̇́̒͂̿̇̆̅̈͊̐̓̄̀̊̚̚͝͝͝͠͝Ę̸̡̲̪͔͎̱͉̯̹͔̜̮̗̤̫̦̞̤͎̗̖́͐̀̄͆̂̀̓̒̿͗͐̈͌͗̏̓̅͜ ̶̡̢̛̟̙̗̩̝̮̤͛̎͒̇͌̏̄̉̀̈́̀̽̔̅̉̚F̷̨̖̰͎̟͎͔͔͓̻͔̤̥͔͒̍̀͊̌̒͂̔̍̐͑̃̄̈́͌̿͊͆̓̆́͜͝Ư̷̧̧̥̘̹̘͖̣̞̹̳̾̎̈̀͜C̷̼͒̈̅̉͑͊̐̌̽̒̀͐̋̚͝K̸̢̧͎̞͍̝͍͎̥̬͓̱͙̦̠͓̜̣̣̜̤̩̫͕̻̟̪̿̔͑̂̈͒̈́͛̈̌̈́̃̓̆͋̄̒̓̔͗̈́̆̄̅̅̃̚̚̚͜Į̴͔͉͉̮͕̗̞̮̼̠͚͍̯̫̼͓̜̠̙̼̺̥̲̦͕͎̱̞̑̓̑̀̒̆͛́͊͗̾̌̇͒͒̀̌̂́͒́̊̉͠ͅŅ̶̡̧̤̰̜̺͔̱̙̤̫͇̼̳̫̤͖͇̪̣͍̘̩̬̞͈͓̘̖̝̲̓͐͂̾̔͂̔ͅͅͅG̸̰̯̠̬̐̎̾̏̂̉́̉͊̅͑͊̍̉͐̈́̎̈̌̍͋͗̑̀̽͊̏̄̈́͘̕͘͘͝ ̷̨̧̹̖̣͉̖͔̩̯͑̾̎̂̊͊́̓̉̑͘͘͝͝͝͝T̸̡̻͓̬̻̜̹̠̭͙̞̩̦̜͇͈̦̖̖̞̫̫̭̱͓̝̭͓̼̯͍̩̝̫͑̽͊͒͑̾͊̓̌͗̚̕̚͜͝͠ͅA̴͙̗̦̱̣̗͕͉͆̈́̚ͅȊ̷̧̧̢̢̧̢̗̱͓̗͈̟̠̩̳͙̹̠̜͎̬̞̯͕͕̺̭̖͈̗͓̺̣͚̖̄͒̆̀̌͜Ḻ̷̨̢̦̦̦͕͇͙͚̙̜͎̙͔̯̺͖͖̳͙̝͔̗̬̯̃̎̋͂͆̒̾̿

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨intruder alert⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  WHERES THE HEAD ON A ROOMBA??? 😳

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been staring at this shirt for a long time and still have no idea what it means⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Beat meat to it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gold⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  DON’T LOOK UP!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨chad⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What a presidential guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your Truck is Stupid Big⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Life-Pro-Tip: Just reverse-power a diesel generator to produce diesel with your own solar energy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨klown show 6 x-treme⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And then there will be endless discussions if it should be called uclit or microclit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wake up sheeple⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But the landing needs active thrusters to soften the blow. This introduces more complexity and also adds more danger as there needs to be extra fuel on board.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wacky⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Welcahme too ze hydraulic press chaneel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Security lines at JFK airport, NYC⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d much rather have Camacho as the president. At least he knew that he should trust people smarter than him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a nice blue and black dress.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It‘s because the OP picture is a white balance adjusted version.

  This is the original:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia Announces DLSS 5, and it adds... An AI slop filter over your game⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It currently runs on two RTX5090s One for the game and one for the slop.

  I would hardly call that „running on your machine“

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gemetics 🫤⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, photo esiting was a thing even back then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally a possible path toward peace in this long war⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But which one is the right way of doing it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unlimited Power ⚡⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes sense. If he doesnt pay for it, the lights go off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Practical and Logical⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Plot twist: It‘s always the same shirt.