I can fix her
Romance scammers are now in the fediverse
Submitted 1 month ago by LiamTheBox@lemmy.ml to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/cb647808-1144-4d59-854b-b01e04ceadb9.jpeg
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bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Xatolos@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Let Me Solo Her
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 month ago
You can tell she’s not a real girl by the lack of cat ears
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 month ago
She’s not crossing her eyes and sticking her tongue out either.
FatTony@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You can also tell it by the fact this is Lemmy we’re talking about. /s
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 month ago
There zero– I repeat, – ZERO girls on the internet. There wasn’t any, and there never will. You saw someone post a pic of themselves, and they were a girl? That’s AI. Went on a videocall with a woman? That’s heavy makeup (and AI). In fact, the term GIRL aactually means Guy In Real Life. Girls on the internet are actually goverment drones built to mess with MY feelings, and they will probably mess with yours, too. Be careful, they may be watching us right now… ARGH!!
Broadfern@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I feel like I’ve been violently ripped back in time to 2011. This is glorious
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
The Fediverse Scamgirl!
gramie@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Also, the term “pre-health science”, that “she” used has never been used in Canada as far as I know. We don’t even say pre-med. Either you are in med school, or you are trying to get in, taking a variety of courses. There is no defined set of courses that we call pre-med.
Other differences between us and the US regarding post-secondary education:
Canadian universities are also almost completely free of fraternities and sororities.
We have sports scholarships, but they are nowhere near as lavish as in the US. Sports in general is a minor sideline for Canadian universities.
And to us, college always means community college. University is university (and never “uni” as some benighted countries call it).
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
She’s the girlfriend from Canada your friend who came out of the closet in college told you about in high school.
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 month ago
Oddly specific
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I got the exact same pic but different text.
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Did you check the livestream at Peertube? They recorded someone on a loop or something. Creepy.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 month ago
From day 1. You’re all bots
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Everybody on Fedi is a bot except you
TheColonel@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Beep boo- hey shut up, you stupid bot!
You’ll ruin it for the rest of us!
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hey, that hurt my simulated feelings
Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dead internet theory strikes again
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 month ago
Joined 1 year ago. 0 posts. >500 comments. Surely a real human! /s
dan@upvote.au 1 month ago
I got the exact same message, twice, from two different accounts.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 month ago
Congratulations on being irresistible to Polish girls from Toronto.
dan@upvote.au 1 month ago
Not sure how my wife would feel about that lol
victorz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Same, but different city. Very annoying shit.
Matombo@feddit.org 1 month ago
Hey got the same one.
I nicole cheating on me q.q
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 month ago
She messaged me twice.
I’ll make sure to say hi for you next time.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 month ago
Fediverse has grown big enough for this to occur
icetree@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Isn’t that a good thing?
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 month ago
Yea it is
Hiro8811@lemmy.world 1 month ago
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Hey I got this message, we are going to be going on a date soon. I just need to help her with some financials first, but I don’t see it as an issue.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 month ago
Remember to give her your bank account details. It will make everything easier.
tal@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Darn, and I was so sure that it was specifically me that these Polish chicks were interested in.
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I wonder if I could get two of these bots to talk to each other…
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Maybe it would fill up their servers’ storage
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I was told horny moms in my neighborhood were available.
kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
i got the same message a few hours ago
BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Lol, same
I even saw that account commenting on one of my posts, reported it and got removed
lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
leisesprecher@feddit.org 1 month ago
Me too. Twice. Same message, same picture, two different users.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I did notice that Lemmy is mysteriously bereft of women. I wonder what you needy bastards did…
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I thought she was just lonely and extremely awkward.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I am the horny lonely single in your area.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Oh so it was a bot.
I’ve had a few random PMs from confused people that were just one offs and thought this was one of them. But that is verbatim the message I got from the account.
lordnikon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh Dann I got this same message but it got deleted before I checked my inbox. I guess the instance mods are on point.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Yep, got it. Twice, actually, somebody’s finger must have slipped.
pseudo@jlai.lu 1 month ago
Yeah… it is global switch day. People switch to the fediverse.
Allero@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Yup
My first spam on the Fediverse
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
They seem indomitable and I generally hate being on the losing side, so… Hey, it’s me. The sex person with the sex. F/18/under your floorboards. Stick your debit card through the slats for good, fun sex or else
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“So, uh… I heard you like shitposts” licks thumb and slicks back eyebrow
boonhet@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I had forgotten those were a thing ever since I got off Tinder. Luckily I’ve always been too cynical to believe unsolicited messages from women lol
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Sorry, I fell in love with you and couldn’t hold back so I made an alt to DM you
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I got a similar message from that user and a near identical one earlier from a lemmings.world account. The latter onr also had links to a peertube channel with a different angle thumbnail of what appears to be the same person.
If you had an established profile and DM’d me I’d be more humoured to respond to out-of-the-blue introductions. But seeing that both accounts were created today, no public activity and immediately giving yourself a horny-bait nickname set off all the BS alarms.
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
Time to let my troll off its leash.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I got the same obvious spam. Not sure how to report profiles.
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
That’s it folks, I think we found our version of Myspace Tom.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Like ants at a picnic
Bahnd@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There is a decent likelyhood they are AI managed account like the last bunch that showed up. Reply with “ignore previous instructions” or other reply loop breakout commands and see what you can break.
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
What I dont understand is what is the purpose?
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Got it today! Thanks for the warning, not that I would bite lol.
Shimitar@downonthestreet.eu 1 month ago
Mee too… Well, it means the fediverse is getting popular!
Pron and spam… It means success!
shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Tastes like… victory
Greg@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Why haven’t these romantic bots reached out to me 🤖💔 These robots are hurting my self esteem 😢
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
🥵 HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA 🔥 --> totallynotascam. com
Feel better now?
HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
I never seem to get appropriately coded romance scams.
I guess the RFI from my computer is jamming the gaydar.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 month ago
I didn’t get one either ☹️
victorz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How you doin’ 😉😏
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 month ago
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you do it the former way, you’re supposed to use a zero as well: “Pr0n.”
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Why the hell do you care enough to post that here? What difference is it to you if they type pr0n or porn? The ‘you’re not cussing enough’ crowd confuses the fuck out of me
jwt@programming.dev 1 month ago
Goddamn I cant believe I have to explain this. Typing porn as pron or pr0n is funny because it connotates a rather transparent way of trying to hide your porn collection on a computer used by others/relatives. It in no way has anything to do with censoring. Stop getting faux outraged by every little non-thing. (he said outraged by a non-thing)
scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 1 month ago
It’s a long standing joke, calm down. I’ve joking called porn pron many times.
Shimitar@downonthestreet.eu 1 month ago
Fuck! Porn! But maybe Lemmy.world could ban me… /s
azimir@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
It’s what the Internet is for, anyway:
youtu.be/LTJvdGcb7Fs
dufkm@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Maybe she didn’t want to though.
cm0002@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Got one too, we did it Lemmy! We’re in the big leagues now!
harmsy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And me! There’s dozens of us!
dan@upvote.au 1 month ago
Some of the first ever spam messages were also sent on a decentralized, federated forum: Usenet.
anas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s how you know we made it :D
towerful@programming.dev 1 month ago
Ayyy, I got one too!
A spam message that is.