I can fix her
Romance scammers are now in the fediverse
Submitted 4 weeks ago by LiamTheBox@lemmy.ml to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/cb647808-1144-4d59-854b-b01e04ceadb9.jpeg
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bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Xatolos@reddthat.com 4 weeks ago
Let Me Solo Her
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 weeks ago
You can tell she’s not a real girl by the lack of cat ears
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
She’s not crossing her eyes and sticking her tongue out either.
FatTony@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You can also tell it by the fact this is Lemmy we’re talking about. /s
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 4 weeks ago
There zero– I repeat, – ZERO girls on the internet. There wasn’t any, and there never will. You saw someone post a pic of themselves, and they were a girl? That’s AI. Went on a videocall with a woman? That’s heavy makeup (and AI). In fact, the term GIRL aactually means Guy In Real Life. Girls on the internet are actually goverment drones built to mess with MY feelings, and they will probably mess with yours, too. Be careful, they may be watching us right now… ARGH!!
Broadfern@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I feel like I’ve been violently ripped back in time to 2011. This is glorious
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
The Fediverse Scamgirl!
gramie@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Also, the term “pre-health science”, that “she” used has never been used in Canada as far as I know. We don’t even say pre-med. Either you are in med school, or you are trying to get in, taking a variety of courses. There is no defined set of courses that we call pre-med.
Other differences between us and the US regarding post-secondary education:
Canadian universities are also almost completely free of fraternities and sororities.
We have sports scholarships, but they are nowhere near as lavish as in the US. Sports in general is a minor sideline for Canadian universities.
And to us, college always means community college. University is university (and never “uni” as some benighted countries call it).
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
She’s the girlfriend from Canada your friend who came out of the closet in college told you about in high school.
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 4 weeks ago
Oddly specific
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
I got the exact same pic but different text.
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 weeks ago
Did you check the livestream at Peertube? They recorded someone on a loop or something. Creepy.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
From day 1. You’re all bots
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
Everybody on Fedi is a bot except you
TheColonel@reddthat.com 4 weeks ago
Beep boo- hey shut up, you stupid bot!
You’ll ruin it for the rest of us!
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Hey, that hurt my simulated feelings
Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Dead internet theory strikes again
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 4 weeks ago
Joined 1 year ago. 0 posts. >500 comments. Surely a real human! /s
dan@upvote.au 4 weeks ago
I got the exact same message, twice, from two different accounts.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 weeks ago
Congratulations on being irresistible to Polish girls from Toronto.
dan@upvote.au 4 weeks ago
Not sure how my wife would feel about that lol
victorz@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Same, but different city. Very annoying shit.
Matombo@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
Hey got the same one.
I nicole cheating on me q.q
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
She messaged me twice.
I’ll make sure to say hi for you next time.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 weeks ago
Fediverse has grown big enough for this to occur
icetree@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Isn’t that a good thing?
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 weeks ago
Yea it is
Hiro8811@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
Hey I got this message, we are going to be going on a date soon. I just need to help her with some financials first, but I don’t see it as an issue.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 weeks ago
Remember to give her your bank account details. It will make everything easier.
tal@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
Darn, and I was so sure that it was specifically me that these Polish chicks were interested in.
rumba@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
I wonder if I could get two of these bots to talk to each other…
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Maybe it would fill up their servers’ storage
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I was told horny moms in my neighborhood were available.
kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
i got the same message a few hours ago
BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz 4 weeks ago
Lol, same
I even saw that account commenting on one of my posts, reported it and got removed
lurch@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
leisesprecher@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
Me too. Twice. Same message, same picture, two different users.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
I did notice that Lemmy is mysteriously bereft of women. I wonder what you needy bastards did…
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
I am the horny lonely single in your area.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I thought she was just lonely and extremely awkward.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 weeks ago
Oh so it was a bot.
I’ve had a few random PMs from confused people that were just one offs and thought this was one of them. But that is verbatim the message I got from the account.
lordnikon@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Oh Dann I got this same message but it got deleted before I checked my inbox. I guess the instance mods are on point.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
Yep, got it. Twice, actually, somebody’s finger must have slipped.
pseudo@jlai.lu 4 weeks ago
Yeah… it is global switch day. People switch to the fediverse.
Allero@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
Yup
My first spam on the Fediverse
boonhet@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
I had forgotten those were a thing ever since I got off Tinder. Luckily I’ve always been too cynical to believe unsolicited messages from women lol
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
They seem indomitable and I generally hate being on the losing side, so… Hey, it’s me. The sex person with the sex. F/18/under your floorboards. Stick your debit card through the slats for good, fun sex or else
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
“So, uh… I heard you like shitposts” licks thumb and slicks back eyebrow
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Sorry, I fell in love with you and couldn’t hold back so I made an alt to DM you
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
I got a similar message from that user and a near identical one earlier from a lemmings.world account. The latter onr also had links to a peertube channel with a different angle thumbnail of what appears to be the same person.
If you had an established profile and DM’d me I’d be more humoured to respond to out-of-the-blue introductions. But seeing that both accounts were created today, no public activity and immediately giving yourself a horny-bait nickname set off all the BS alarms.
Etterra@discuss.online 4 weeks ago
Time to let my troll off its leash.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I got the same obvious spam. Not sure how to report profiles.
rumba@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
That’s it folks, I think we found our version of Myspace Tom.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Like ants at a picnic
Bahnd@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
There is a decent likelyhood they are AI managed account like the last bunch that showed up. Reply with “ignore previous instructions” or other reply loop breakout commands and see what you can break.
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
What I dont understand is what is the purpose?
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
Got it today! Thanks for the warning, not that I would bite lol.
Shimitar@downonthestreet.eu 4 weeks ago
Mee too… Well, it means the fediverse is getting popular!
Pron and spam… It means success!
shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Tastes like… victory
Greg@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Why haven’t these romantic bots reached out to me 🤖💔 These robots are hurting my self esteem 😢
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
🥵 HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA 🔥 --> totallynotascam. com
Feel better now?
HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
I never seem to get appropriately coded romance scams.
I guess the RFI from my computer is jamming the gaydar.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
I didn’t get one either ☹️
victorz@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
How you doin’ 😉😏
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
If you do it the former way, you’re supposed to use a zero as well: “Pr0n.”
rumba@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Why the hell do you care enough to post that here? What difference is it to you if they type pr0n or porn? The ‘you’re not cussing enough’ crowd confuses the fuck out of me
jwt@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
Goddamn I cant believe I have to explain this. Typing porn as pron or pr0n is funny because it connotates a rather transparent way of trying to hide your porn collection on a computer used by others/relatives. It in no way has anything to do with censoring. Stop getting faux outraged by every little non-thing. (he said outraged by a non-thing)
scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 4 weeks ago
It’s a long standing joke, calm down. I’ve joking called porn pron many times.
Shimitar@downonthestreet.eu 4 weeks ago
Fuck! Porn! But maybe Lemmy.world could ban me… /s
azimir@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
It’s what the Internet is for, anyway:
youtu.be/LTJvdGcb7Fs
dufkm@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Maybe she didn’t want to though.
cm0002@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Got one too, we did it Lemmy! We’re in the big leagues now!
harmsy@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
And me! There’s dozens of us!
dan@upvote.au 4 weeks ago
Some of the first ever spam messages were also sent on a decentralized, federated forum: Usenet.
anas@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That’s how you know we made it :D
towerful@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
Ayyy, I got one too!
A spam message that is.