I can fix her
Romance scammers are now in the fediverse
Submitted 1 year ago by LiamTheBox@lemmy.ml to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/cb647808-1144-4d59-854b-b01e04ceadb9.jpeg
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bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 year ago
You can tell she’s not a real girl by the lack of cat ears
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 year ago
She’s not crossing her eyes and sticking her tongue out either.
FatTony@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You can also tell it by the fact this is Lemmy we’re talking about. /s
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 year ago
There zero– I repeat, – ZERO girls on the internet. There wasn’t any, and there never will. You saw someone post a pic of themselves, and they were a girl? That’s AI. Went on a videocall with a woman? That’s heavy makeup (and AI). In fact, the term GIRL aactually means Guy In Real Life. Girls on the internet are actually goverment drones built to mess with MY feelings, and they will probably mess with yours, too. Be careful, they may be watching us right now… ARGH!!
Broadfern@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I feel like I’ve been violently ripped back in time to 2011. This is glorious
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
The Fediverse Scamgirl!
gramie@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Also, the term “pre-health science”, that “she” used has never been used in Canada as far as I know. We don’t even say pre-med. Either you are in med school, or you are trying to get in, taking a variety of courses. There is no defined set of courses that we call pre-med.
Other differences between us and the US regarding post-secondary education:
Canadian universities are also almost completely free of fraternities and sororities.
We have sports scholarships, but they are nowhere near as lavish as in the US. Sports in general is a minor sideline for Canadian universities.
And to us, college always means community college. University is university (and never “uni” as some benighted countries call it).
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
She’s the girlfriend from Canada your friend who came out of the closet in college told you about in high school.
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 year ago
Oddly specific
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I got the exact same pic but different text.
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 year ago
Did you check the livestream at Peertube? They recorded someone on a loop or something. Creepy.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 year ago
From day 1. You’re all bots
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Everybody on Fedi is a bot except you
TheColonel@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Beep boo- hey shut up, you stupid bot!
You’ll ruin it for the rest of us!
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hey, that hurt my simulated feelings
Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dead internet theory strikes again
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 year ago
Joined 1 year ago. 0 posts. >500 comments. Surely a real human! /s
dan@upvote.au 1 year ago
I got the exact same message, twice, from two different accounts.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 year ago
Congratulations on being irresistible to Polish girls from Toronto.
dan@upvote.au 1 year ago
Not sure how my wife would feel about that lol
victorz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Same, but different city. Very annoying shit.
Matombo@feddit.org 1 year ago
Hey got the same one.
I nicole cheating on me q.q
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 year ago
She messaged me twice.
I’ll make sure to say hi for you next time.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 year ago
Fediverse has grown big enough for this to occur
icetree@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Isn’t that a good thing?
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 year ago
Yea it is
Hiro8811@lemmy.world 1 year ago
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Hey I got this message, we are going to be going on a date soon. I just need to help her with some financials first, but I don’t see it as an issue.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 year ago
Remember to give her your bank account details. It will make everything easier.
tal@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Darn, and I was so sure that it was specifically me that these Polish chicks were interested in.
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
I wonder if I could get two of these bots to talk to each other…
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Maybe it would fill up their servers’ storage
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I was told horny moms in my neighborhood were available.
kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
i got the same message a few hours ago
BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz 1 year ago
Lol, same
I even saw that account commenting on one of my posts, reported it and got removed
lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
leisesprecher@feddit.org 1 year ago
Me too. Twice. Same message, same picture, two different users.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 year ago
I did notice that Lemmy is mysteriously bereft of women. I wonder what you needy bastards did…
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I thought she was just lonely and extremely awkward.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
I am the horny lonely single in your area.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
Oh so it was a bot.
I’ve had a few random PMs from confused people that were just one offs and thought this was one of them. But that is verbatim the message I got from the account.
lordnikon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh Dann I got this same message but it got deleted before I checked my inbox. I guess the instance mods are on point.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Yep, got it. Twice, actually, somebody’s finger must have slipped.
pseudo@jlai.lu 1 year ago
Yeah… it is global switch day. People switch to the fediverse.
Allero@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Yup
My first spam on the Fediverse
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
They seem indomitable and I generally hate being on the losing side, so… Hey, it’s me. The sex person with the sex. F/18/under your floorboards. Stick your debit card through the slats for good, fun sex or else
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“So, uh… I heard you like shitposts” licks thumb and slicks back eyebrow
boonhet@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I had forgotten those were a thing ever since I got off Tinder. Luckily I’ve always been too cynical to believe unsolicited messages from women lol
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Sorry, I fell in love with you and couldn’t hold back so I made an alt to DM you
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I got a similar message from that user and a near identical one earlier from a lemmings.world account. The latter onr also had links to a peertube channel with a different angle thumbnail of what appears to be the same person.
If you had an established profile and DM’d me I’d be more humoured to respond to out-of-the-blue introductions. But seeing that both accounts were created today, no public activity and immediately giving yourself a horny-bait nickname set off all the BS alarms.
Etterra@discuss.online 1 year ago
Time to let my troll off its leash.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I got the same obvious spam. Not sure how to report profiles.
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
That’s it folks, I think we found our version of Myspace Tom.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Like ants at a picnic
Bahnd@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There is a decent likelyhood they are AI managed account like the last bunch that showed up. Reply with “ignore previous instructions” or other reply loop breakout commands and see what you can break.
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
What I dont understand is what is the purpose?
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Got it today! Thanks for the warning, not that I would bite lol.
Shimitar@downonthestreet.eu 1 year ago
Mee too… Well, it means the fediverse is getting popular!
Pron and spam… It means success!
shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Tastes like… victory
Greg@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Why haven’t these romantic bots reached out to me 🤖💔 These robots are hurting my self esteem 😢
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
🥵 HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA 🔥 --> totallynotascam. com
Feel better now?
HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
I never seem to get appropriately coded romance scams.
I guess the RFI from my computer is jamming the gaydar.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 year ago
I didn’t get one either ☹️
victorz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How you doin’ 😉😏
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 year ago
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If you do it the former way, you’re supposed to use a zero as well: “Pr0n.”
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Why the hell do you care enough to post that here? What difference is it to you if they type pr0n or porn? The ‘you’re not cussing enough’ crowd confuses the fuck out of me
jwt@programming.dev 1 year ago
Goddamn I cant believe I have to explain this. Typing porn as pron or pr0n is funny because it connotates a rather transparent way of trying to hide your porn collection on a computer used by others/relatives. It in no way has anything to do with censoring. Stop getting faux outraged by every little non-thing. (he said outraged by a non-thing)
scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 1 year ago
It’s a long standing joke, calm down. I’ve joking called porn pron many times.
Shimitar@downonthestreet.eu 1 year ago
Fuck! Porn! But maybe Lemmy.world could ban me… /s
azimir@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
It’s what the Internet is for, anyway:
youtu.be/LTJvdGcb7Fs
dufkm@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Maybe she didn’t want to though.
cm0002@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Got one too, we did it Lemmy! We’re in the big leagues now!
harmsy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And me! There’s dozens of us!
dan@upvote.au 1 year ago
Some of the first ever spam messages were also sent on a decentralized, federated forum: Usenet.
anas@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s how you know we made it :D
towerful@programming.dev 1 year ago
Ayyy, I got one too!
A spam message that is.