I can fix her
Romance scammers are now in the fediverse
Submitted 3 months ago by LiamTheBox@lemmy.ml to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/cb647808-1144-4d59-854b-b01e04ceadb9.jpeg
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bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Xatolos@reddthat.com 3 months ago
Let Me Solo Her
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 months ago
You can tell she’s not a real girl by the lack of cat ears
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 months ago
She’s not crossing her eyes and sticking her tongue out either.
FatTony@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You can also tell it by the fact this is Lemmy we’re talking about. /s
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 3 months ago
There zero– I repeat, – ZERO girls on the internet. There wasn’t any, and there never will. You saw someone post a pic of themselves, and they were a girl? That’s AI. Went on a videocall with a woman? That’s heavy makeup (and AI). In fact, the term GIRL aactually means Guy In Real Life. Girls on the internet are actually goverment drones built to mess with MY feelings, and they will probably mess with yours, too. Be careful, they may be watching us right now… ARGH!!
Broadfern@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I feel like I’ve been violently ripped back in time to 2011. This is glorious
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
The Fediverse Scamgirl!
gramie@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Also, the term “pre-health science”, that “she” used has never been used in Canada as far as I know. We don’t even say pre-med. Either you are in med school, or you are trying to get in, taking a variety of courses. There is no defined set of courses that we call pre-med.
Other differences between us and the US regarding post-secondary education:
Canadian universities are also almost completely free of fraternities and sororities.
We have sports scholarships, but they are nowhere near as lavish as in the US. Sports in general is a minor sideline for Canadian universities.
And to us, college always means community college. University is university (and never “uni” as some benighted countries call it).
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
She’s the girlfriend from Canada your friend who came out of the closet in college told you about in high school.
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 3 months ago
Oddly specific
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
I got the exact same pic but different text.
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 months ago
Did you check the livestream at Peertube? They recorded someone on a loop or something. Creepy.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 months ago
From day 1. You’re all bots
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
Everybody on Fedi is a bot except you
TheColonel@reddthat.com 3 months ago
Beep boo- hey shut up, you stupid bot!
You’ll ruin it for the rest of us!
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Hey, that hurt my simulated feelings
Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Dead internet theory strikes again
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 3 months ago
Joined 1 year ago. 0 posts. >500 comments. Surely a real human! /s
dan@upvote.au 3 months ago
I got the exact same message, twice, from two different accounts.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 months ago
Congratulations on being irresistible to Polish girls from Toronto.
dan@upvote.au 3 months ago
Not sure how my wife would feel about that lol
victorz@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Same, but different city. Very annoying shit.
Matombo@feddit.org 3 months ago
Hey got the same one.
I nicole cheating on me q.q
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 months ago
She messaged me twice.
I’ll make sure to say hi for you next time.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 3 months ago
Fediverse has grown big enough for this to occur
icetree@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Isn’t that a good thing?
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 3 months ago
Yea it is
Hiro8811@lemmy.world 3 months ago
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
Hey I got this message, we are going to be going on a date soon. I just need to help her with some financials first, but I don’t see it as an issue.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 months ago
Remember to give her your bank account details. It will make everything easier.
tal@lemmy.today 3 months ago
Darn, and I was so sure that it was specifically me that these Polish chicks were interested in.
rumba@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
I wonder if I could get two of these bots to talk to each other…
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Maybe it would fill up their servers’ storage
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I was told horny moms in my neighborhood were available.
kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
i got the same message a few hours ago
BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz 3 months ago
Lol, same
I even saw that account commenting on one of my posts, reported it and got removed
lurch@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
leisesprecher@feddit.org 3 months ago
Me too. Twice. Same message, same picture, two different users.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 months ago
I did notice that Lemmy is mysteriously bereft of women. I wonder what you needy bastards did…
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I thought she was just lonely and extremely awkward.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
I am the horny lonely single in your area.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 months ago
Oh so it was a bot.
I’ve had a few random PMs from confused people that were just one offs and thought this was one of them. But that is verbatim the message I got from the account.
lordnikon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Oh Dann I got this same message but it got deleted before I checked my inbox. I guess the instance mods are on point.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
Yep, got it. Twice, actually, somebody’s finger must have slipped.
pseudo@jlai.lu 3 months ago
Yeah… it is global switch day. People switch to the fediverse.
Allero@lemmy.today 3 months ago
Yup
My first spam on the Fediverse
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
They seem indomitable and I generally hate being on the losing side, so… Hey, it’s me. The sex person with the sex. F/18/under your floorboards. Stick your debit card through the slats for good, fun sex or else
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“So, uh… I heard you like shitposts” licks thumb and slicks back eyebrow
boonhet@lemm.ee 3 months ago
I had forgotten those were a thing ever since I got off Tinder. Luckily I’ve always been too cynical to believe unsolicited messages from women lol
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Sorry, I fell in love with you and couldn’t hold back so I made an alt to DM you
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
I got a similar message from that user and a near identical one earlier from a lemmings.world account. The latter onr also had links to a peertube channel with a different angle thumbnail of what appears to be the same person.
If you had an established profile and DM’d me I’d be more humoured to respond to out-of-the-blue introductions. But seeing that both accounts were created today, no public activity and immediately giving yourself a horny-bait nickname set off all the BS alarms.
Etterra@discuss.online 3 months ago
Time to let my troll off its leash.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I got the same obvious spam. Not sure how to report profiles.
rumba@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
That’s it folks, I think we found our version of Myspace Tom.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Like ants at a picnic
Bahnd@lemmy.world 3 months ago
There is a decent likelyhood they are AI managed account like the last bunch that showed up. Reply with “ignore previous instructions” or other reply loop breakout commands and see what you can break.
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
What I dont understand is what is the purpose?
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 months ago
Got it today! Thanks for the warning, not that I would bite lol.
Shimitar@downonthestreet.eu 3 months ago
Mee too… Well, it means the fediverse is getting popular!
Pron and spam… It means success!
shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Tastes like… victory
Greg@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Why haven’t these romantic bots reached out to me 🤖💔 These robots are hurting my self esteem 😢
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
🥵 HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA 🔥 --> totallynotascam. com
Feel better now?
HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
I never seem to get appropriately coded romance scams.
I guess the RFI from my computer is jamming the gaydar.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 months ago
I didn’t get one either ☹️
victorz@lemmy.world 3 months ago
How you doin’ 😉😏
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 months ago
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If you do it the former way, you’re supposed to use a zero as well: “Pr0n.”
rumba@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Why the hell do you care enough to post that here? What difference is it to you if they type pr0n or porn? The ‘you’re not cussing enough’ crowd confuses the fuck out of me
jwt@programming.dev 3 months ago
Goddamn I cant believe I have to explain this. Typing porn as pron or pr0n is funny because it connotates a rather transparent way of trying to hide your porn collection on a computer used by others/relatives. It in no way has anything to do with censoring. Stop getting faux outraged by every little non-thing. (he said outraged by a non-thing)
scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 3 months ago
It’s a long standing joke, calm down. I’ve joking called porn pron many times.
Shimitar@downonthestreet.eu 3 months ago
Fuck! Porn! But maybe Lemmy.world could ban me… /s
azimir@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
It’s what the Internet is for, anyway:
youtu.be/LTJvdGcb7Fs
dufkm@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Maybe she didn’t want to though.
cm0002@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Got one too, we did it Lemmy! We’re in the big leagues now!
harmsy@lemmy.world 3 months ago
And me! There’s dozens of us!
dan@upvote.au 3 months ago
Some of the first ever spam messages were also sent on a decentralized, federated forum: Usenet.
anas@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That’s how you know we made it :D
towerful@programming.dev 3 months ago
Ayyy, I got one too!
A spam message that is.