lurch

@lurch@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Japan prepares to restart world's biggest nuclear plant, 15 years after Fukushima⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  godzilla bless

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not like that Timmy!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Some aren’t fingernails. It’s a left hand. And I think the lighting plus the effect/filter applied to make the lights in the background flare circular, also makes the bright areas on the fingers more shiny. Not sure though. Could be they just soothed the fingerprints away and since they knew there aren’t fingernails, never noticed ppl could see it like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not like that Timmy!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  nah, it’s from <2012, just not a top quality edit.

  does this link work? tineye.com/…/91c2cd3813b9cafb0d5c84355cdb1b5b1354… it has even bigger versions; less cropped.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is eyemaxxing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  5 crosseyes and 10 squints per day should do the trick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists Say Sea Urchins Are Basically Brains With Spikes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  that headline is so stupid. everyone who has found a sea urchin skeleton on the beach knows this is way too oversimplified.

  Sea urchin anatomy: generalized anatomy based on Arbacia from Wikipedia

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨to my expierence⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not saying Google is good, but it’s more on point when you add “-reddit -facebook -instagram -tiktok” (without quotes) and select “Search tools”->“All results”->Verbatim

  Hope that helps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lloyds used data from 30,000 staff accounts in union pay talks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  creepy af. first thing i’d do as an employee is make an account with another bank and set up monthly transfer, so the contract is fulfilled, but all they can see are those big transfers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People in my LinkedIn feed right now⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Zoolander still from the funeral eulogy scene with part of an empty speech bubble indicating the comment above was what would be inside it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not impressed⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m an animal too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The word "slop" has been taken full circle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  always has been

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨X-Files '90s promo shoot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Little did we know that’s a glance of the real inner Duchovny surfacing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  thots and players 🙏🙏🙏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s a big room

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨British Airways pulls Louis Theroux podcast sponsorship after Bob Vylan interview⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There will definitely be ppl offended by “death to Russians” and I find it highly questionable, because there are a few hundred good russians who haven’t been killed in the gulags so far and they do not deserve being slaughtered with the rest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anime titles be like⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Every writer of short stories knows the struggle. You can’t name them all “Nina” or “Summer Camp” 😅

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anime titles be like⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Silliest I’ve seen so far: Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sex offender who sparked UK asylum hotel protests released by mistake⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  oh wow, what a blunder. don’t they like double check? you know, like four-eyes dual control principle, like we do at work for everything important?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm 5, who are you??⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh god oh fuck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure, I’m an animal too 😅

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh god oh fuck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The biteyness increases when one gets moved out of the zone one can breathe in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In everyway⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure Puss In Boots, originally from 1550 Europe, is completely unrelated to Zorro, which even plays in a colonial region that didn’t exist before 1800.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No more veggie burgers? EU parliament votes to ban meat names for plant-based foods⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “burger” isn’t a meat name tho. it’s a grilled or fried patty, maybe served in a sandwich

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨22 months later⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  one is before the dry summer and one after. you need to do same month

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It is only half greentext, though amusing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  if someone thinks that’s rude, they were lucky to have no actually rude coworkers.

  i had some who would change other peoples chair adjustments every day, steal food, poison other peoples plants or boop passing by coworkers in the sides/ribs forcefully when passing by.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Useful to me too⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  finally one big enough for OPs mom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨any old fags here? iykyk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  where greentext 😤

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I thought I was growing up in a racially tolerant Britain. I now realise I was wrong⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s still progress, if something forces the racists into hiding, but it should stay that way. If they come creeping out of their holes again, it sucks big time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah, arriving illegally with boats in a port is surprisingly easy almost everywhere. I suspect it’s because the rich people would get annoyed on their yachts when the procedures are too strict.

  Same with private jets/planes. If you charter your own plane, you usually board/exit through a smaller, less strict terminal. AFAIK it’s unlikely someone even checks your luggage or pats you down. They’ll likely just check passports.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SoupDealer Malware Bypasses Every Sandbox, AV's and EDR/XDR in Real-World Incidents⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a smart man and I think your question still stands. Why shouldn’t they get along like normal people. (Intentionally no question mark.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Zealand woman and six-year-old son detained for three weeks by Ice in US enduring ‘terrifying’ ordeal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ok