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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Samdell@lemmy.eco.br⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Dogiedog64@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Real and Straight. Proud of Anon.

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If you like anon that much why don’t you gay marry him huh

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      • Dogiedog64@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Because I can be platonically proud of him, duh.

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    • resting_parrot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Straightness unconfirmed

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      • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Allowness unconfirmed

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  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Keep it up you fat pice of shit

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  • wanderwisley@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Even if you just walk you’re still faster than people sitting on the couch.

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    • lurch@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      acshually depends if you’re walking against or with the spin of the earth but whatever

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      • AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Apparently the average radius of the Earth at its equator is 6,378,000m. This means that in a day, someone sitting on a couch at the equator would travel (2 * \pi * 6378,000)m, which equals 40053840m. There are around 86,400 seconds in a day, so the equatorial couch sitter travels at 464m/s (rounded to 3s.f). That’s 1040mph.

        I think the average walking speed is 3pmh. Amusingly, the mph figure I calculated above is 1037 if rounded to 4s.f. rather than 3, so the speed difference between the walker and a couch sitter is literally a rounding error.

        The conclusion here is something that everyone here already knew before I wrote this comment: it’s hard to make any sense of individual human health progress if we try to think of it on a planetary scale.

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    • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Not me, I can roll across my couch at lightning speed.

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  • lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    most of the time it’s because of something out of the person’s control not that being fat is even a bad thing. I for one just lost 48 lbs literally just by getting on Wellbutrin, went from 310 to 262 in a couple months. It’s usually like a genetic or metabolism thing, or they were on a med that made then gain weight, something.

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    • urandom@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      not that being fat is even a bad thing

      It’s bad for Your health

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    • HotCoffee@lemm.ee ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Being fat is a bad thing. Its bad for you health and self image. No one wakes up wanting to be fat. Don’t be afraid to fat shame, that will atleast motivate those fookers a bit

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      • figjam@midwest.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        True, no one wakes up with a goal to be fat. But if you had to choose between being full symptom schizophrenic and being fat the choice is more nuanced

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    • Samdell@lemmy.eco.br ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Its not a bad thing unless the person doesn’t enjoy it, but regardless of weight, everyone should get some simple daily exercises

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  • kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
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    • Samdell@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What a miserable cunt you are, mate

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      • kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Pussy ass loser

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    • PoscoBumbleroot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Where does it say that’s the only thing that brightens their day?

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      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The part where they’re on 4chan, duh. ;)

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    • Rooskie91@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If the only thing that brightens your day is coming on the internet to disparage the joy of others, your life it really dreary.

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    • Electric_Druid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Go take a walk, friend, you’ve been online too long

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        They can’t, they’d have a heart attack from the strain.

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