Keep it up you fat pice of shit
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Submitted 1 month ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 month ago
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Even if you just walk you’re still faster than people sitting on the couch.
lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
acshually depends if you’re walking against or with the spin of the earth but whatever
AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Apparently the average radius of the Earth at its equator is 6,378,000m. This means that in a day, someone sitting on a couch at the equator would travel (2 * \pi * 6378,000)m, which equals 40053840m. There are around 86,400 seconds in a day, so the equatorial couch sitter travels at 464m/s (rounded to 3s.f). That’s 1040mph.
I think the average walking speed is 3pmh. Amusingly, the mph figure I calculated above is 1037 if rounded to 4s.f. rather than 3, so the speed difference between the walker and a couch sitter is literally a rounding error.
The conclusion here is something that everyone here already knew before I wrote this comment: it’s hard to make any sense of individual human health progress if we try to think of it on a planetary scale.
CluckN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not me, I can roll across my couch at lightning speed.
lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
most of the time it’s because of something out of the person’s control not that being fat is even a bad thing. I for one just lost 48 lbs literally just by getting on Wellbutrin, went from 310 to 262 in a couple months. It’s usually like a genetic or metabolism thing, or they were on a med that made then gain weight, something.
urandom@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
not that being fat is even a bad thing
It’s bad for Your health
HotCoffee@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Being fat is a bad thing. Its bad for you health and self image. No one wakes up wanting to be fat. Don’t be afraid to fat shame, that will atleast motivate those fookers a bit
figjam@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
True, no one wakes up with a goal to be fat. But if you had to choose between being full symptom schizophrenic and being fat the choice is more nuanced
kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
[deleted]Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 1 month ago
[deleted]kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Pussy ass loser
PoscoBumbleroot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Where does it say that’s the only thing that brightens their day?
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
The part where they’re on 4chan, duh. ;)
Rooskie91@discuss.online 1 month ago
If the only thing that brightens your day is coming on the internet to disparage the joy of others, your life it really dreary.
Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Go take a walk, friend, you’ve been online too long
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
They can’t, they’d have a heart attack from the strain.
Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Real and Straight. Proud of Anon.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 month ago
If you like anon that much why don’t you gay marry him huh
Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Because I can be platonically proud of him, duh.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Idk dude, marrying another dude is kinda gay. Just stay in the closet marry a woman and cheat on her at a bath house with the homies. If it’s with another homie it ain’t gay, just practice
resting_parrot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Straightness unconfirmed
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Allowness unconfirmed