kruhmaster

@kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold, the latest unnecessary AI innovation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t that how Idiocracy started?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jack Black tells Minecraft Movie audience to stop throwing popcorn⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Jack Black lost my respect long ago when he ditched Tenacious D to make shitty family movies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨woag⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bold statement from someone who has no idea who I am.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chrysanthemum variety⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  FSM

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The way he farts in his sleep, it definitely became an ass-room 😶‍🌫️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got this beat.

  My dad was a drunk sleepwalker and a nude sleeper. One time I had a friend over and we were watching something in the living room late at night when my dad kinda meanders behind us and sits on the recliner and passes out, full monte. It was super embarrassing, plus, I’m fairly sure he intended to sit on the toilet but missed his mark by, like, three whole-ass rooms.

  Thankfully he didn’t relieve himself. Night was still a bit awkward after that, trying to ignore the bass-heavy snarling sound of my father’s drunken snoring behind us while we attempted to carry on. Told my mom she needs to lock the bedroom door from now on 😅

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are your go-to lame low quality shows?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Red Dwarf, but it may have won awards I’m not aware of.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A page from the new TOOL coloring book.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clean butt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  fuck yeah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WARNING!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey honey wake up, new circumcision just dropped

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WARNING!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ER-ZONE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horses ARE Forever⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Horse sellers were apparently shaking in their boots when automobiles were invented 😆

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pee was stored in the balls⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  WHO ARE ALL THE PEOPLE ASKING THIS QUESTION???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heroic dog⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuckin’ WHOOSH

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Three original movies are being released in theaters today⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess this is why sequels and reboots are so popular.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Final Destination Bloodlines | Official Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that fucking TONY TODD?!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The executive is functioning⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OP living life 😙👌