CluckN

@CluckN@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s an easy way to get your name out there. Look at Zelenskyy, dude played a fictional president before being elected. That’s like electing Kevin Spacey for being in House of Cards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨does this count as a science meme? :3⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  fuck dude idk then

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, Common Ground...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Noodles and bus rides

  Truly you are part of the 1%

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Camping in Snowstorm With No Tent, No Sleeping Bag⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “A Lemming in their basement is safe, but that is not what Lemmings are built for” - John A. Shedd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pshh, I’ll care about his opinion once he announced his steam machine competitor called the Epic Mickey.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What did I forget?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The flag is a big plus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After Apple originally announced the first version of Halo in 1999, Xbox apparently called Bungie and said "'Steve Jobs can't have that. We're going to buy you.'"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Infinity was such a joke. They told everyone it was going to have a 10 year support plan despite the gaming coming out unfinished. Master Chief collection is great.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you can choose your family⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The joke subverting the Thanksgiving football tradition by putting on a nature documentary. The science aspect of the meme would come from a person preferring to watch an enriching nature documentary over college football.

  Source: 4 caps of Nyquil I downed in the last 2 hours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So now that it's that time of year again in the US, what are some tips and tricks for dealing with that one relative who goes on about the same bullshit for hours and won't shut the fuck up?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Why can’t you talk about real issues? My dog is going to get eaten if Joe Biden becomes president.”

  Basic communication crumbles after 4 Bud Lights.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When washing, should I turn garments inside out?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thousands of loads under my belt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hmm breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Vatican City

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dear neighbor...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A month? Holy hell if it beeps every 60 seconds I’d be going door to door. I’m sure other people in the neighborhood would be happy to help.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The humanity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I did it a few times, saves the hassle of cleaning a pan and avoids all the smoke. Doesn’t taste nearly as good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon cutting thousands of corporate roles [including video games]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Once again Gamers are the most oppressed class.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well organized people always plan a head⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  She shared the info with us because he thought it was normal. I was surprised that the dude was that confident he was landing the plane on the second date.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well organized people always plan a head⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Knew a dude in college who “pre-condomed” a date. As in he put on a condom at like 5PM and confused the hell out of the girl he was seeing when night rolled around.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deep⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t recommend this, my parrot kept mocking me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They need to bring you in to feel their power over you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Any moment I’m not raising stakeholder value is useless to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Upload Me Into The AI God Hivemind⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve played SOMA I know I’m screwed either way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨grindset challenge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The DuPont method

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'This is definitely my last TwitchCon': High-profile streamer Emiru was assaulted at the event, even as streamers have been sounding the alarm about stalkers and harassment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t wait for the article on Hasan shocking his dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tiny tot engineering⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Drop it from space on your enemies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨eco-vengeance iconoclast⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Javelina wine mixer?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't mean to brag, but I made a killer joke on my company Teams group 😎⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You both work at the same Applebees?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sigh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is he trying to hold that one drink slightly above the cup carrier? This is the type of thinking that caused him to star in Gigli.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AMD and Sony’s PS6 chipset aims to rethink the current graphics pipeline⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ps6 will have 2 games, Ps7 will have one game, by the Ps7 there will be no games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simpler times?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Drake was a victim of sexual assault by his acting coach during his time at Nickelodeon. Dan Schneider was also the creator and producer of the show. There’s a Netflix documentary on how bad things got.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does Helldivers 2 have such a bloated install size on PC? Old hard drives, says dev⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Ew how can people be so dumb”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon becomes Snake⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it called a question?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HAWT⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I add blue cheese