CluckN
@CluckN@lemmy.world
- Comment on The PS5 hacking scene just took a big leap forward 2 days ago:
Too many words, title should be, “PS5 slammed by hacking scene”.
- Comment on 😎 yeah 1 week ago:
Pshh, I’ve got a robot vacuum and mop so I can piss on the floor.
- Comment on This kid brought flowers to his favorite Home Depot employee on her birthday. 1 week ago:
Yes it’s fake I found the video
- Comment on I'm a simple monkey 2 weeks ago:
What a large sword, it would be a shame if someone from 22 feet away poked them with a sharp stick.
- Comment on Heartbroken. I had a copy of Wolverine in my car and someone broke in and left five more 3 weeks ago:
Joe Biden said it was like 15 9/11’s
- Comment on The Zelda Switch 2 (console) is going to be ¥62,980 (£298 / 350€ / $407) upon release. 3 weeks ago:
Gamer freedoms
Once again history proves gamers are the most oppressed class.
- Comment on ASDA can fuck right off 5 weeks ago:
History is written by the tiny elf hands of the victors.
- Comment on This bookstore wraps all books in plastic. 1 month ago:
Cover the books in oil so it repels water?
- Comment on 1 month ago:
The ruse worked get them!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
If the microwave is broken you can put a Hotpocket up to it for 2 minutes.
- Comment on Please help to test my first game 1 month ago:
PR on Lemmy? They could reach a wider audience by stepping outside and shouting the name of the game.
- Comment on Love is Love 2 months ago:
Yeah it’s always, “How did you get into my house?”.
- Comment on Best Of Luck To Your Life Everyday 2 months ago:
Finally some cutting-edge memes.
- Comment on time flys!! 2 months ago:
Is the joke that all memes look the same?
- Comment on time flys!! 2 months ago:
Mr milkshake
- Comment on Feels like someone's podcasts are being heavily promoted 2 months ago:
Nobody is forcing you
Look at this fat cat capitalist who can afford a home that doesn’t have Podcast Gnomes in the walls.
- Comment on Update: 136 workers have been laid off at id Software 2 months ago:
136 workers have been laid 😎 off ☹️
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
If he had a tracker it would’ve solved everything.
- Comment on ESA bafflingly declares private Minecraft servers 'illegal' 2 months ago:
I had to google ESA multiple times because I kept getting AI summaries for the space agency.
- Comment on Day 700 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 3 months ago:
Getting all the echos is tough; Never played it but a friend was lamenting the lack of a fast travel mechanic for trying to get 100% completion.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Interesting, I was told to use a specific configuration of two fingers.
- Comment on Day 699 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 3 months ago:
For day 700 you could do a 007 game.
- Comment on Super-threesome 3 months ago:
🤣🤣🤣🤣 MY GRANDSON COULD SMOKE YOUR CHUDSON THROUGH AN APPLE FROM THE TREE OF LIFE AND SUCK THE RESIN OUT LIKE MILK FROM A SUCCUBUS TIT 🤣🤣🤣🤣
- Comment on Super-threesome 3 months ago:
🤣🤣🤣🤣 SENDING THIS TO MY GRANDSON HE LOVES SUPER HERO MOVIES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
- Comment on True words of wisdom 3 months ago:
Terrible movie
Consider yourself lucky that you’re not smoking a cigarette behind a pillar within a 2.4 foot radius of me.
- Comment on True words of wisdom 3 months ago:
Pshh, I’ve gotten so good at pissing I can curve the stream like in Wanted.
- Comment on Whales are Chinese 3 months ago:
Here’s what a whale would look like if it was black or Chinese
- Comment on Watchin 3 months ago:
Rorschach explodes
Did I do that?
- Comment on Twitter moment 4 months ago:
Works like a dream for mixing salads
- Comment on Japan is gripped by mass allergies. A 1950s project is to blame 4 months ago:
Cut down all your trees
Replace them with trees that grow fast
Get mad when they spread pollen fast