CluckN
@CluckN@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon is SpongeBob 4 hours ago:
In Lesotho that’s practically middle-aged.
- Comment on Guess how many ballons it will take to elevate this dog into the air 17 hours ago:
Yeah looks like someone lifts his harness from behind the kitchen.
- Comment on All devs go to Heaven 2 days ago:
This reminds me of adding the Cenafy extension which gives any link a 1/100 chance to lead to John Cena.
- Comment on how do I avoid leggings creasing below the knees? 1 week ago:
Drop a tungsten rod from space and have it land on your leggings.
- Comment on Anon is an engineer 2 weeks ago:
It’s a pretty big accomplishment so the schools like to throw a little party. It also allows students to invite family to see the campus and get an idea of how fast they can chug a beer.
- Comment on And I will have my vengeance, in this file host or the next. 2 weeks ago:
There’s one spear left
- Comment on Extended lungs 3 weeks ago:
Remember when Michael Phelps did an interview and had a 4ft bong behind him? I can’t imagine what happens when a professional swimmer takes a hit.
- Comment on spellcasting 3 weeks ago:
Goblins see a wizard cast a fireball and scoff, “he doesn’t know how to use a torch”.
- Comment on Dyk, Bobby? 3 weeks ago:
I tried addressing that with my twin blade blower. Don’t recommend.
- Comment on ‘Wicked’ and ‘Gladiator II’ collide in theaters 3 weeks ago:
The marketing team that thought of this can glick my balls.
- Comment on Microsoft have blocked their own Windows 11 update after it started breaking Ubisoft games 3 weeks ago:
Finally a good Windows 11 feature
- Comment on wooly bears 4 weeks ago:
Rake leaves onto the pathway because the handicap get all the cool parking spaces.
- Comment on PS5 Pro is struggling to improve some games, despite its power advantage 4 weeks ago:
There are over 50 Ps5 Pro enhanced games
The Ps5 has games?
- Comment on CRISPR 4 weeks ago:
The three-state solution.
- Comment on Covfefe 5 weeks ago:
What if I need a hand for doomscrolling?
- Comment on There is a difficulty above Legendary 5 weeks ago:
Almost as good as the dude who tried beating it while his TV was cooking in the oven.
- Comment on Webfishing dev thought 'like 100 people would play it ever', thanks the 24,000+ people who flooded in to play their 'silly project', and hints at future updates 5 weeks ago:
That has to be rough when your $400 million dollar shooter game gets 3% of the player count that a Godot fishing game gets.
- Comment on Quantum 1 month ago:
Quantum is when my garbage code submits the wrong answer only 40% of the time.
- Comment on I screen, you screen, we all screen for I screen. 1 month ago:
I hope season 2 is good
- Comment on The Pillowcase is FAR superior! 1 month ago:
Pshh, this fat cat capitalist could afford a pillow case. I had to use an old flour burlap sack to carry my tricker day sweets.
- Comment on Every place gotta have the cuck booth 1 month ago:
Can you link your episode of Maury as a source?
- Comment on Anon trades and barters 1 month ago:
Who is powering all those transactions? Big Electric trying to stop paper and stone from making a comeback.
- Comment on Every place gotta have the cuck booth 1 month ago:
*Wife’s son
- Comment on Rt my kyword filtr 1 month ago:
Pshh, I browse with a binary filter to get rid of those pesky additional colors.
- Comment on The internet, every October 2 months ago:
That would suck to clean.
- Comment on Official poster for "Watchmen: Chapter II" 2 months ago:
A fly almost landed on their face
- Comment on new emplemon video just dropped 2 months ago:
He’s gonna freak when he plays Mirrors Edge 2
- Comment on How is anime and manga more popular than comics and western cartoons? 2 months ago:
Game of Thrones Season 8 already came out.
- Comment on How is anime and manga more popular than comics and western cartoons? 2 months ago:
Don’t worry Blackstone recently bought the largest e-manga company so we can all enjoy cookie cutter slop.
- Comment on Please stop 2 months ago:
Holy hell it’s tail time