wanderwisley
@wanderwisley@lemm.ee
- Comment on TRUCKIN' 23 hours ago:
He needs an 18wheeler to haul all that gut.
- Comment on If you're a broke vampire, just say that 1 day ago:
We are gonna get a statement next from the werewolves community and the swamp things Coalition after a word from our sponsor, Count chocula.
- Comment on A test on how online you are 2 days ago:
I got murked by a horse sized chicken while swinging a sword.
- Comment on If you're a broke vampire, just say that 2 days ago:
What is the vampire opinion on the current state of tariffs, and global warming, and do they agree with evangelicals?
- Comment on Has JD Vance ever tried a tree? 3 days ago:
If the tree is still alive then no…
- Comment on Trump tells Canadians to Elect the guy who'll make them the 51st State of US [Canadian elections today] 4 days ago:
Aged like milk…
- Comment on Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time. 5 days ago:
No I have iOS.
- Comment on Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time. 5 days ago:
Yea I’ve tried everything but no luck. New account, vpn, switched data, no go.
- Comment on Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time. 5 days ago:
Feel that pain this year would have been my 10th year on Reddit. I was permanently banned last June for saying I hope the libs of TikTok monster would get hit by a bus. It’s still blows I can’t post or comment on anything. I was part of a close nit group on Reddit involving a car subreddit and now it sucks to see people commenting on where I am and what happened.
- Comment on Religions have some of the wackiest rules 5 days ago:
Thou shall try really really really hard not to kill anyone, unless they pray to a different invisible made up man in the sky to the one you do.
- Comment on Based tesla user??? 1 week ago:
These stickers are just hilariously stupid if you have the money to buy a Tesla, you have the money to sell it for a better naziless vehicle.
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 1 week ago:
2! No other answer is correct!
- Comment on Praise jeebus 1 week ago:
So Jesus Christ is the English translation for Saddam Hussein? Interesting, also short king.
- Comment on Be not afraid 1 week ago:
This is some SCP shit.
- Comment on I feel happy.. 2 weeks ago:
“I feel happy!” *BONK!
- Comment on Does this qualify as such? 2 weeks ago:
That’s a waste of good toilet paper putting shit on it already.
- Comment on If you are a believer, then religion is based on where you were born not who's god is better than the other 2 weeks ago:
Thou shall try really, really hard not to kill anybody unless they pray to a different invisible made up man to the one that you do. -George Carlin.
- Comment on Sometimes I wish it was real 2 weeks ago:
Oh they are the only question is if they are taking us all with them.
- Comment on Do it 2 weeks ago:
Not like us in my ass
- Comment on Interesting logic 2 weeks ago:
Why won’t you get the vaccine? “Because idk what’s in it.” Why did you get Chinese dick and hair pills? “Because I NEED it!”
- Comment on Dont worry about your retirement plan, simpsons never fail 3 weeks ago:
It’s officially April 12th 12:10 am as I post this…
- Comment on Caption this. 3 weeks ago:
Waiting in line and doing the pee pee poo poo dance.
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 3 weeks ago:
My hope the shooter is a Big Mac.
- Comment on This is not the post you're looking for 3 weeks ago:
This is not the post I’m looking for.
- Comment on When someone finally gives you the back story 3 weeks ago:
Strong with the force she was, squirted so hard she short circulated my droid she did.
- Comment on damn 3 weeks ago:
Can I glaze your wife then?
- Comment on Clean butt 4 weeks ago:
Remember you don’t have to clean your whole ass. You just have to clean your ass’s hole.
- Comment on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE 4 weeks ago:
0
- Comment on Little poser 4 weeks ago:
Don’t forget smells like nirvana
- Comment on Calm your tits 4 weeks ago:
Yep I see that a lot in my town. But usually it will say “we the people” and then they will add “have had enough!” I see lot of pledge of allegiance and a few 10 commandments too. It’s also funny because there is someone who lives on my street with political opinions on there truck dick riding Donny then they have “kill all pedos” sticker.