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  • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Heatmap of birthdays Pretty much every country has a mating season. It’s late autumn / early winter here in the UK. Birthdays all year round, but definitely peaking nine months after those long nights.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not what a mating season implies and that distribution actually proves we don’t have one.

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      • meep_launcher@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Also consider social factors- chances are more baby’s are made during celebrations, and wintertime has a BUNCH of those. I’ve hooked up with so many people after the NYE midnight kiss, lord knows how many kids I have running around this city.

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      • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Acknowledged.

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  • Takapapatapaka@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ll just say autumn makes me horny to complete the circle

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  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Some of us are just horny all the time.

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    • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ding Ding Ding

      Human Females are almost always carrying fertile eggs and producing pheremones and hormones related to the act of reproduction.

      The monthly cycle is as such:

      1. Primordial Follices form in the walls of the Ovaries

      2. Primary Follicles and Secondary Follicles continue to grow and expand until the egg cells are surrounded in cyst-like antrums, known as an Graafian Follicle

      3. The first Follicles to rupture release the eggs, AKA Ovulation, and the rest of them still developing in the walls die off

      4. Large amounts of Uterin Flesh is shed to allow for regrowth (painful and bloody)

      If you include every individual stage of the egg production and the healing there are about 8 or nine steps/phases.

      Also Human Males, a lot of Males in general actually, would fuck a mailbox any day of the week if it had some pheromones coming out of it.

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      • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s because humans didn’t evolve in a temperate climate. Food can be found all year round in the rift valley.

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      • Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        also hidden estrus evolved at a means to prevent fighting among women, so we as a species have stronger social ties, it also menas men have no fucking clue when any woman is available or fertile for mating, so were just ready ALL THE FUCKING TIME. which is really exhausting…

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  • Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The most common birth month is August. The ratio to the least common is 1.14:1. Make of that what you will.

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    • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Okay so let me think out loud

      August is month 8

      It takes 9 months for babby to formed

      Okay so 9 months prior to August is…

      Wait fuck does that include the first month

      No wait yeah

      So human mating season peaks in December

      Makes sense.

      In the north, it’s too cold to go outside and play ball sport, might as well impregnate partner.

      In the south, it’s too hot to go outside and play ball sport, might as well impregnate partner.

      So the solution to the declining birth rate is to criminalize ball sport

      I will take my findings to the UN

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      • Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        TL;DR: it’s actually November.

        Okay so 9 months prior to August is…

        You can simply subtract 9 or add 3 to the month number. If you want to verify, break out your hands and get counting months. Start with no fingers raised for November, then raise a finger every month you count, and see where you get to when you have 9.

        Wait fuck does that include the first month

        A duration is going to include the starting and ending months. Do a very simple example: January (1) to February (2) is one month (2 - 1 = 1).

        If you feel silly for messing this up, don’t. Off by one errors are incredibly common. I always count them out just to double check em myself.

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      • Isoprenoid@programming.dev ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        December is peak holiday season. When people relax, and have time on their hands …

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      • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yes, some girls don’t want to not have a boyfriend over the holidays due to social pressure. Not sure if that is still a thing, but it definitely was when I was young.

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Summer dress season is very much a thing…

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  • uniquethrowagay@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Technically, human mating seasons kind of exist but its a monthly pattern, not a yearly one. I guess.

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    • Rin@lemm.ee ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s also per human

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  • burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    im horny for pizza

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    • EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And not a burger?!?

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Burgers would destroy the world. Pizzas are the saviour.

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When one of the main characters of Freefall (webcomic), who is a genetically modified female red wolf, was asked “what’s it like to be in heat?” She responded by saying that since humans don’t have a mating cycle a more accurate question would be, “what’s it like to not be in heat.”

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      From seeing cats in heat, I have to assume it’s like temporarily having the sex drive of a 14 year old boy on a first date.

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  • wanderwisley@lemm.ee ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes humans have a mating season, it’s called “payday”

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  • atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think the snuggling season (winter€) is very much a contender

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  • medem@lemmy.wtf ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We do. ‘Spring fever’ is very real. What’s less clear is why.

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Because suddenly everyone can shed clothing and be more social. The oppression of winter is over, and the promise of having food and plenty later in the summer is there. Makes sense to me.

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      • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Today I learned I live under the oppression of winter year round

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  • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Then what do you call spring break

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      what on earth is a spring break

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      • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s when the American White Girl migrates south in search of a mate.

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