EmpathicVagrant

@EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Islandium⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  This but he still can’t stand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Test fired in Georgia, cow remains raining clear up in Maine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How many BS hoops do I have to jump through everyday⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Must be changed every 3 days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What kind of stupid rule is that?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If rent is more than 10% of my income, I AM a starving Labrador.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anti-phil language⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Anti-Phil sounds like the Parker/Dean lives went too meta.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The boiled peanut is superior to the baked bean.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re rare but I used to see them like 1:3 visits to random gas stations on a road trip getting fresh boiled peanuts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The sheeet of power⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No idea on the first word, but ‘the oval’ is basically presidential slang for the Oval Office.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll take 20⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate it when my reflection installs things weird around the house.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll take 20⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a neighbor whose house is wired in such a way that if they don’t have a certain light in the master bedroom’s closet turned on, one of the garage doors (they had a double) won’t function at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How accurate is this?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Right so in the jumpscare genre you use psychological trick, and in the psych horror genre you use jumpscares on shoplifters and bad customers who can wait an extra minute for their help.

  You don’t have to jump out on them, though. One time I had this guy SCREAMING about his order when there was a huge line and he was like #3, yeah? Well he was there for about an hour and while he was ranting at 300Db about how I never do my job yards yadda I had a colleague go get his fridge. He was waiting for that hour impatiently and I kept reassuring my team this would be worth the wait.

  Anyhow he goes and gets someone to fetch their supervisor so I walk up once I’d been called.

  WHERE IS MY ORDER IVE BEEN HERE FOR 2 HOURS‽‽

  sir by my account, you’ve been leaning on it for the last 45 minutes. Your order is already completed in the system and the invoice is printed and on top of the box, do you need help loading it or finding anything else today?

  He just screams like Tarzan and starts to push it outside. 5 minutes later quietly shows back up in my now-much-shorter line and sheepishly asks for help loading it.

  TLDR: I also like to play ‘ruin my night, I ruin yours.’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨send pics⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You keep saying can and could but all of this happens already in some scale.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This kid gets it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you say: Rent Ayatans?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This kid gets it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pahahahah I didn’t even notice the correction. I use swipe and didn’t reread at all I appreciate you. Ima leave it for continuity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Schlip schlop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As long as you increase the amount of coffee and keep Neelox hidden away from the crew. They must never know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This kid gets it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The vent diagram between shitposts//depressing factual information//satire has become a circle. The call to stand for our right to memes and prosperity is everywhere for a reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Schlip schlop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I do not and cannot condone piracy, just do what The Janeway would do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Schlip schlop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The shows are alright but the streaming service is the worst thing I’d ever used in my life.

  •Disconnected randomly •Commercials when paid for no commercials (had it as a birthday gift for a month and cancelled after) •Autoplay constantly broke and would require interaction every episode instead of blasting theme songs at me all day •episodes that did autoplay would crash, or it would start the same episode again 3 times if allowed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image simulacrum, you say?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm lit deal with it 😎⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it combat if I sit down and let you get a good shot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Circumcision classed as possible child abuse in draft CPS document⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s such an understatement but we’re taught it’s normal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm lit deal with it 😎⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a good deal to me, on my way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IF NO HEN⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ATBGE lives on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard choices. Who would you choose?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Blue is a girl.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(TW) Phishing mail in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If someone isn’t upset you already know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hidding place⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One of the most carcinogenic and uncomfortable waste-plastic lumps to come into the world?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I expect to hear nothing from the right when the US goes all out celebrating Trumps inevitable departure from the realm of the living.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All is corn, corn is all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Wall People⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Man in the Wall is always watching.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's so fucking awesome⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  Tap for spoiler

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Modding⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  youtu.be/5km8VGEJDV0 After all, that is the biggest threat of Skyrim.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How solar panels generate electricity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well that makes no sense, I need it shut down to get Euclid’s C-Finder to work.