This person has never encountered potetoes in their rotting form.
Any form
Submitted 20 hours ago by Aarrodri@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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nomecks@lemmy.wtf 19 hours ago
Datz@szmer.info 19 hours ago
“If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.”
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 18 hours ago
When i was in college, we put a bag of potatoes in a drawer and forgot about them. When we eventually opened it, we had to open every door and window in the house to disperse the swarm of flies that emerged.
Aarrodri@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Challenge accepted
Kevlar21@piefed.social 19 hours ago
And they turn green and become poisonous if exposed to light! Another form to avoid
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Green potatoes
gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Projectile weaponry
ekky@sopuli.xyz 20 hours ago
Potatoes and tomatoes are definitely some of the best things that came from the Americas. I can’t imagine having to live without them.
pimento64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 hours ago
Other places in the world thankfully have edible roots and tubers still, so lives centuries ago weren’t completely wasted by virtue of having stuff like turnips and yams and so on, but there really is no substitute for the tomato.
slothrop@lemmy.ca 20 hours ago
Tomatoes are the best food ever.
Aarrodri@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
And cacao… chocolate
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
The things I’d do for good poutine.
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Here’s what big poutine doesnt want you to know. With a few simple ingredients you can make your own!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
kaykay@piefed.social 17 hours ago
I don’t really have anything to add, I’m just here to support the good cause of spreading potato awareness.
0ops@piefed.zip 19 hours ago
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Literally if there’s tater based food I’ll turn into Titus for about 3 seconds and whimsically make them vanish
4grams@awful.systems 9 hours ago
Thank hod they are so delicious and useful that they are used quickly. It’s amazing how something so wonderful can become a lovecraftuan horrror when forgotten about.
CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 10 hours ago
Does anybody else have an early childhood memory of being so hungry, and slightly neglected, the only thing in the dark kitchen pantry was a bag of raw potatoes, and long story short, you definitely know what raw potatoes taste like?
bold_omi@lemmy.today 19 hours ago
Gaseous form
notabot@piefed.social 14 hours ago
Don’t care, it could be potato plasma as far as I’m concerned, just add a good knob of butter and serve it up.
darthsundhaft@piefed.social 15 hours ago
I unironically listened to the show’s parody for “Hold Up” for like a week straight on repeat. Titus is love. Titus is life.
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
kboos1@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I realized that my life had changed when I got excited that we were having potatoes with dinner.
crank0271@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Congratulations on your enlightenment