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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To be happy…⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Eh, that’s like comparing a little fan in the corner of the room with a full-sized box fan pointed directly at your crotch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reproductive strategy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Or another dragonfly dude came along and scooped out his spunk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fellas…⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The key word in the punchline is “schizophrenia”. It’s not a “nice guy” joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fellas…⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you’re supposed to read it as “wife nonexistent”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon learns responsibility⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks I needed a hint

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disgusted⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You should lookup “UN members” real quick lmfao

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life is hard⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Defrost handles both, dude, with the AC/heat two-punch pointed directly at the windshield. The heat raises the temperature of the glass so that water won’t condense there, and the AC reduces the water content in the air overall.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life is hard⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My 04 turns on the AC with the defrost, so did the 01 I used to drive

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me_IRL⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Caaaaaaan’t you see that I’m much swee-tah

  IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’m your little senoritER

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Extra Milky⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A glass of 200% milk a day keeps the bone-itis at bay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now we're cooking with gas!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah that’s e6000, it dries more rubbery than superglue

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨German joke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Everywhere I’ve lived in the US you get get both at Walmart

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I guess we doin UAVs now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Subaru used to be a part of Fuji Heavy Industries, who actually started out making aircraft. They’ve since been renamed to simply “Subaru Corporation”, apparently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rich people don't understand us at all.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just because I have roommates doesn’t mean I’m gay!

  …I mean, I am gay. But NOT because I have ROOMMATES

  • Romans, probably
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brilliant‼️⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  BE PUNK IN DRUBLIC

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This homeless character, who doesn't go to the gym and survives on junk food, somehow weights 300lbs of pure muscle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s been awhile but I remember Arrow frequently showing his funky pullup setup

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No problem⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  *Yeth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me rocking up to Lemmy all feed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh. Little disappointed honestly, I really hoped that was something really distasteful, like that bit in fight club

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not to arm chair general it. How come the US doesn't get a bunch of helicopters over to the Lincoln with food meds and whatever? How did it get this bad where we can't supply our own ships?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly top 5 onomatopoeia

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there any serial killers still active in the US today? With all the tech like dna, fingerprints, flock camera's etc. Would it be almost impossible to be one?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well most of them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can trust me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tried this once when I was a little kid in Walmart with Gramma. Yup there’s alarms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨revolutionary⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You wouldn’t down a load

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The finest vintage⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mike’s hard hotdog

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shit is going down in Paris! Quick, alert the...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, I recognized it as a coffee thingy but beyond that I was lost

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No Thanks⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oxyjizz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Felt cute?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer “Misery”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manosphere⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Salty & sweet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What did the tariffs do for us?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did somebody wash this meme with the new jeans?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Absolutely true⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But also fire