Regional differences

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• sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Alligators generally aren’t all that dangerous. They are not aggressive at all, especially not toward humans. But they fucking will be if they know you have food and then you’re fucked.

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Technically we all have food in us.

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Incorrect. I only have poop and wine inside me.

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/…/thinkingMeat.html

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    God help us if they ever figure out that we’re food

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    • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Even if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.

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  • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Thats why they get a bag of marshmellows

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• Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Fried alligator is fucking delicious. Even better if they’re fed exclusively on marshmallows and purple drank.

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  California doesn’t get a lot of sea turtles so it makes sense

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It probably gets more than Kentucky.

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• Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  US swamps must have so many diabetic gators.

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• TriflingToad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Top Florida news the same day that we kidnapped a president of another country:

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