Someonelol

@Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As Gamers Express Concern About Borderlands 4 Potentially Costing $80, Gearbox Chief Randy Pitchford Says: ‘If You’re a Real Fan, You’ll Find a Way to Make It Happen’⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Guess I’m not a real fan then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I thought my shirt made it very clear!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They have tandem bikes where they make them pedal in the back seat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The road they drove to dump this trash literally takes to the landfill⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wouldn’t law enforcement be able to find a couple of receipts or something that could indicate who it was that threw all this away? It’d be so satisfying to issue a massive fine to the assholes who did this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We'll have plenty of camps to have them sent to by then.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure the fascists in ICE aren’t the intellectual types who have anything to offer for scientific programs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You won’t get that until we have a comprehensive privacy bill passed. Best we can hope for now is a car that’s so simply designed, you can actually dig around its internals to easily remove their SIM cards. The most promising example that’ll come to the market soon is the Slate Truck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some good examples of "Where the fuck do you go" kind of games?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most recently it’s Clair Obscur Expedition 33. There’s an actual overworld map but you need to get your bearings in area maps and dungeons because there are none. You’ll have to use local landmarks to get around, find clues for hidden areas, and the direction you actually need to go. I’ve spent hours in single areas just getting lost admiring the design and artwork.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prehistoric sex toys are kind of hard to look at⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wtf is up with humanity’s primordial fascination with cut dicks?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A completely useful compulsion I have.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL I’m true neutral. Always thought I was chaotic good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is water an acid or a base?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Little bits of it oscillate between hydronium and hydroxide so a little of both but not enough to make a difference.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slate Truck is a $20,000 American-made electric pickup with no paint, no stereo, and no touchscreen⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It has AC and only RWD.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American Audiences Flock to "Hatsune Miku" Film: Colorful Stage! The Movie Grosses US$2.77 Million at U.S. Opening Box Office⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We need more anime in theaters here. I couldn’t get to see Gundam Gquuuuuux because the showtimes were too few and far from my area.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This thread is for lizard posting. Post your favourite lizards.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Southern California. I think it’s an alligator lizard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This thread is for lizard posting. Post your favourite lizards.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Perfect timing! Just found this little guy in my garage and took him outside.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got dizzy trying to read this, great find. 9/10.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't believe it let me do that⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Glad they didn’t have the usual “Maybe later” button and you have a means to block it out completely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Siri, what grows on the surface of the sun?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re so fucked then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, thanks...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Hello hotline? I’ve been feeling pretty blue lately and thought about dying that way.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⭐ Enviar un regalo⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Simple. Just brush the spider off the telescope’s aperture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The Perpendicular Waltz in my ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They seem to have the only people willing to deliver to a drainage hole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is unfair!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Christian the devil⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Nothing personnel, kid.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is waiting for Japan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh you can if you have money, just head to Soapland in Tokyo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam Deck / Gaming News #6⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for this curated news update! It almost feels like reading segments from a gaming magazine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sweet escape⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bottom left isn’t too bad if you can distance yourself from the more sinister stuff they do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BRASSICAS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re delicious if cooked properly. I’m a lazy bastard and just microwave steam my cauliflower and broccoli though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspirational⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You should monetize that hobby. Go into healthcare or prostitution, maybe even life portrait artistry if you’re really good at it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeep Introduces Pop-Up Ads That Appear Every Time You Stop⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I miss cars that had a standardized compartment slot in the dash that allowed you to swap out stereos. Infotainment consoles are a choppy convoluted mess that distracts way too easily while driving.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨embroidery⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Come on down and make a dbzer0 account where words aren’t censored to “protect” you from being offended!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe it's just hitting the side of the bowl. The outside of the bowl.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Adding a small red light by the toilet might remedy this. You get to aim properly and it might not mess with your ability to go back to sleep.