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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

    alt-text

    Zoolander gas fight gif

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    • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      fyi you can put alt text on an image by putting it between the square brackets

      ![alt text here](url here)

      Might not be a great option for long and detailed alt texts describing all the text in a comic, but for something simple like this it’s much more convenient for people with screen readers.

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    • warbond@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It was a freak gasoline fight accident

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  • IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I mean, you can. Probably shouldn’t though.

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    • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Same counts for smoking in general.

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    • Ethalis@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You can do it but only once

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      • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Really depends on several factors. Such as ambient air temp, temp in the underground tanks, wind, precipitation, fuel where it isn’t supposed to be…

        You can do it more than once but you flip a coin every time on whether you’re gonna do a Johnny Blaze cosplay.

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  • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They tried to tell me you can’t drink bleach, but Trump showed me they were all fucking liars! And here I am now, recovered easily from the 5G that melted my throat!

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    • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      o7 True Patriot

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  • digredior@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Smoking next to a gas pump is one thing… lighting the cigarette is another.

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  • yesman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Whose going to stop me? The smoke police?

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    • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The giant ball of engulfing fire coming out of the gas tank and pump handle might have a persuasive argument.

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  • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The workers at my local gas station go outside of the shop to smoke. I once asked them if that weren’t dangerous and they said they have a ventilation system that pushes the vapors out the other way and that it’s fine to smoke here (it’s still disallowed as per house rules but they don’t really care)

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  • rustyfish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They try anything to prevent me from propelling myself over the Antarctic ice wall.

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  • floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You definitely can. I regularly do. If that upsets you, good.

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    • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      On the one hand we don’t mind because we want you to die, and on the other we hope you don’t take anyone innocent with you.

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      • floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Suicide is painless

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    • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If that upsets you, good.

      classic smoker

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