warbond
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- Comment on bro who tf invented the SPOON 💀 like u see a puddle and thought “yeah imma scoop that” 1 week ago:
In that case maybe the single chopstick was the first utensil…? I feel like a two-pronged stick would be ridiculed at first, much the way heliocentrism was. Imagine being the Copernicus of stick technology, lol
- Comment on WATER! 2 weeks ago:
I went to a restaurant in Dallas near the stadiums where asking for “water, please” got us a glass bottle of whatever rich-people water they served.
Everything was expensive and the food was super whatever. It’s called Soy Cowboy, if anybody’s curious.
- Comment on What's going on with imgur right now? 2 weeks ago:
A weird form of arrogant elitism
- Comment on Jonathan Frakes Surprised ‘Strange New Worlds’ Star Trek Spoof Was Controversial; Talks Directing ‘Academy’ And More 3 weeks ago:
Just finished the musical episode in Season 2, which was quite silly, but it’s all so fun that it’s hard to criticize. This is a show that knows what it is and revels in it.
- Comment on Anyone remember this famous press conference and how it ended? 4 weeks ago:
Not too gross? Good god, man.
- Comment on THIS is always the correct response 5 weeks ago:
We’ve only been married for 20 years. How can I be sure she really likes me?
- Comment on THIS is always the correct response 5 weeks ago:
Sometimes it be like that.
- Comment on Black Holes 5 weeks ago:
Flash is such a hilariously overpowered hero, it’s awesome
- Comment on Thanks I hate it 5 weeks ago:
Dumb or lazy? Why not just apathetic?
- Comment on bird based storage 1 month ago:
Definitely chaotic good energy. Big fan of his videos.
- Comment on They're completely serious 1 month ago:
All-powerful Pawns of the Deep State.
New band name?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Ejaculation, sure, but getting there is pretty invigorating. You just gotta edge until you hit your exit.
- Comment on My son got Nikes so he doesn't get teased. 2 months ago:
Lmao, so what does your opinion mean?
- Comment on I have searched far and wide 2 months ago:
Isn’t the BC/AD crossover supposed to be for Jesus’s birth?
I just think it’s funny to say Harambe was born 17 years Before Harambe.
- Comment on Sheeple 2 months ago:
It was a freak gasoline fight accident
- Comment on Sea Witch hanging out in her shanty with her pet Slimes 2 months ago:
The cloven hoof, you mean
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
That’s a self-defeating attitude. Be careful with what you’re looking for, because you’re likely to find it. If you’re looking for reasons that she doesn’t like you, you’re going to find them!
- Comment on The first weekly What Are You Playing? thread! 3 months ago:
15 hours, huh? Have you finished creating your first character yet?
- Comment on Too bad we can't all act like this 3 months ago:
I’ve thought about it and I really should have just let that guy in. I don’t remember all of the details, I just remember feeling righteously indignant afterward, so that’s how I tell the story. It was probably just a coincidence that we ended up at the same speed right next to each other and it would have been super easy to just move over, barely an inconvenience.
- Comment on Too bad we can't all act like this 3 months ago:
In the US the person in the acceleration lane/on-ramp is responsible for merging with the flow of traffic on the highway, presumably because the person already on the highway has less opportunity to yield safely.
One time, in the middle of the night on an empty highway, as a car was getting on they accelerated right up next to me and then did the same speed as me until the acceleration lane ended and then honked at me for being in their way.
I don’t think I was in the wrong there even if it would have been easy to change lanes for the other car. They could have just as easily merged ahead of or behind me.
- Comment on do you think freewill truly exists? 3 months ago:
I like the word “pairents”
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 3 months ago:
Tongue-punching the fart box
- Comment on "You can't just have Geralt for every single game" says his voice actor, and if you think The Witcher 4 making Ciri the protagonist is "woke," then "read the damn books" 3 months ago:
Is there an interpretation where it means somebody who is shockingly audacious?
- Comment on Feds Threaten Wikipedia After Right-Wing Media Uproar 4 months ago:
If they take it down we’ll make it again.
- Comment on Did the western world just suddenly go back to pretending wrestling is "real" for some reason? 4 months ago:
No idea why my previous comment shows as quoted, but whatever
My argument is that if they were actually competing that would mess with the performative nature of the storytelling.
- Comment on Did the western world just suddenly go back to pretending wrestling is "real" for some reason? 4 months ago:
athlete Athletes compete or strive against others to attain a goal, TV wrestlers perform.
- Comment on Anon watches Jurassic Park 4 months ago:
Our copy of doom had a handwritten label
- Comment on I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device gatekeeps my gender 4 months ago:
I don’t think anybody is asking to measure his feet, but these measurement devices are practically everywhere that shoes are sold, so it’s easy to check for yourself.
- Comment on I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device gatekeeps my gender 4 months ago:
I wonder if it’s a function of total surface area or if it’s more about the weight pressing on your ankles…
- Comment on In heat 4 months ago:
As a funny challenge I like to come up with simplified, stupid-sounding, 3-word search queries for complex questions, and more often than not it’s good enough to get me the information I’m looking for.