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Anon watches Jurassic Park

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Epic win! Lol!
    All your base are belong to us.
    Ceiling cat is watching

    Etc, etc.

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    • lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Longcat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

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      • Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That is true though.

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    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
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      • Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        “All your base are belong to us” is from the like '92

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      • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah, I’m sitting here like “memes? Motherfucker most people didn’t have internet in '94”. The same year JP came out, everyone was distributing shareware copies of Doom on floppy disks.

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s hard to find any fault in you for that. I’m so sorry you had to go through that situation, but I’m glad you’re still here with us. You are stronger than most.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not the '90s

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  • Hobo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Too young to remember all the 90s kids acting like Bevis and Butthead on the bus? Too young to remember hearing people yell beefcake in the hall and being toxic as all fuck because the South Park episode they saw rhe night before? Did you not have a kid at your school seriously injure themselves doing something on Jackass?

    How about get the fuck off my lawn.

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    • glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      back in my day, our shitheads were cultured shitheads!

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      • Hobo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        No, I can assure you they were just shitheads. Just a different flavor of shithead.

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    • blazeknave@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My mom spent the 90s hating all those things. Dead on.

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    • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This stuff has got to be actual kids self-mythologising rather than adults not remembering how dumb they were as kids, shirley?

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      • Chakravanti@monero.town ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        He’s just point out the comp of best vs. worst vs worst vs. worst like it should be to make a real point.

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  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Art critic of a German newspaper reacting to Skibidi Toilet.

    Pretty enlightening. He loves it says it’s nothing but “standard” surrealism. He can spot references to surrealist movies and speculates that the author has seen them and is at least referencing them subconsciously. In the end he decries that Skibidi Toilet seems to become too mainstream and is selling out with merchandise.

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s entirely accurate from what little I have personally seen.

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      • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah, when I bit the bullet and watched it to see what the fuzz is about I was very surprised how competent it is.

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  • nek0d3r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This generational hatred will never end.

    Were millennials not brainrotted when we were younger? We watched The Annoying Orange and Charlie the Unicorn. The most subscribed YouTube channel was Fred.

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    • expr@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Erm… You might be confusing millennials with Gen Z or something. I was 19 when annoying orange first showed up, and I’m on the younger end of millennials. Me and my friends found it pretty obnoxious.

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      • Halosheep@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Depending on who you ask, millennial ends around 1996. Annoying orange came around in 2009, when that portion of the ‘generation’ would be 13 years old.

        I was 13 and I found it pretty obnoxious.

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      • nek0d3r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Only minorly on that front. I’m right on the youngest end of the millenials, and I was 15 when it first surfaced. It took only a couple years for Cartoon Network to pick it up, so it definitely captured an audience, though it may have been a mix of zoomers and the latest millennials. But it certainly doesn’t detract from my point, and it can definitely be substituted for stuff like Homestar Runner or Salad Fingers.

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      • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Lots of stuff back then that was obnoxious, Fred has got to be my number 1. That’s exactly as annoying as whatever is the fad now if not worse.

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    • Trollception@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It makes a generation feel special if they are convinced that they are enduring something extraordinary. Every single generation has had plenty to complain about but the loudest will be the current generation of course.

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    • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Gen X here and my boomer friends in US educational circles normally pointed out the Socrates quote but they stopped doing that a few years ago. Social media has devastated the ability of young Americans to think critically according to most.

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      • nek0d3r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I have to imagine it’s because Socrates also believed that writing and reading information harmed our thinking. He thought that memory was the most important, and expected oral recollections of all his teachings.

        …which definitely sounds like more criticism of youth 😂

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    • Psythik@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Annoying Orange and Charlie the Unicorn are Gen Z things. As a Millennial I was well into my teens by the time that stuff came out. My generation’s memes predate YouTube.

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      • nek0d3r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m glad that the entire millennial generation is just you. Again, I’m a late millennial and I was barely older than 10 when YouTube came out and I was watching both that and Google Video before they were acquired. That stuff doesn’t have to be just one generation only.

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    • Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pretty sure annoying orange was a gen Z thing, as I, a gen Z kid was addicted to annoying orange at 7 or so. I hated Fred though his voice was so damn annoying. I like his current channel though, felt crazy when I saw him as an adult and not screaming. Now he’s doing shitty vacation trips 😀👍

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    • jpeps@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      UK kids in the early 2000s also had “Dick and Dom in da Bungalow”. Basically two comedians doing funny shit to entertain kids for hours every Saturday morning. They had a game called “Bogies” which was just about the two of them going to a calm place like a library or a restaurant and seeing who could muster the courage to shout “bogies” the loudest. Honestly, it’s pretty funny, but it justly caused a lot of outrage as well as kids were emulating it all over.

      Example: youtu.be/vt_farHgMfM

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  • JustJack23@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “back in my day we read books, not like those young whippersnappers nowadays”

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    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I can’t read that word without thinking about Phoenix Wright anymore.

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  • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I remember being a child back then. Every little girl knew unix.

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  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    >kid in a movie written by adults: “I am a distinguished reader of scientific literature”

    >kid I made up in my own mind: “hurr durr I’m illiterate”

    Idunno dude, seems like maybe the one writing the “2020 kid’s” dialogue is the problem

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They watched Jurassic Park and learned what happens to kids who read books.

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  • inbeesee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Isn’t the kid reading his book remarkable in the movie? Like, Dr. Grant’s whole deal with these kids is realizing not all kids™ are bad, and this is the first denial of his expectations?

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    • xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      yes… also, all generations have stupid slang that doesn’t make any sense by itself, and they drop most of it as the get older….

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      • inbeesee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Generations! People in the 90s talking about how dumb the 80s stuff was is the best way. The dumb belongs to the decade, not the people.

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      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Exactly! Here are a few I remember from the late-90s, early 2000s:

        • Da Bomb dot com
        • Eat my shorts
        • Fly
        • Home Skillet
        • Not!/Psych!
        • Sup? - friends transformed to "wassabiii"
        • crunk
        • bad
        • biotch
        • served/owned - served is dead, but “owned” lives on as "pwned"
        • chillax
        • fo shizzle
        • holla

        Most of that is probably unintelligible to kids these days, and most were all the rage when I was a kid. I say literally none of that today.

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  • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Every generation needs to distance itself from their progenitors in some original manner, language is the easiest to adapt.

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  • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Playing outside became too dangerous and putting kids in front of screens became too easy. We got what we paid for.

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    • RaoulDook@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Correction: People think that playing outside became too dangerous, but all kinds of crime stats are down since the 90s. Social norms changed to make people think there is more danger due to all the post-911 fear propaganda.

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      • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You’re right, but both can be true at the same time - if your acceptable level of risk is zero then playing outside is too dangerous

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      • conditional_soup@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        This. It doesn’t help that that perception is universal, and mfs will call Child Protective Services if you let your kids go to the park on their own.

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      • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Don’t forget the satanic panic of the 80’s!

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  • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pretty sure that both kids’ characters in that movie were intentionally written to not be average of children that age at the time

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Like most kids in movies.

      Otherwise, no one would watch movies with kids.

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      • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Like most characters in movies, even.

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  • Muaddib@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Kids in the 2010s: We are standing up to demand an end to the pollution so that we can have a future

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    • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Meanwhile, their Grandmas in the 2010s: Kids these days are too woke, they never play outside. I hate that Greasy Thunberg or whatever she calls herself, so preachy. No-one walks anywhere any more it’s so sad. This Facebook user I love posts AI pictures of kittens and says immigrants are eating our pets and universities are run by Muslim terrorists. I saw some kids outside the other day and was terrified so we’re getting the city to close the park and get rid of the bus shelters. All music sounds the same these days like it’s made in a factory, not like the real music we had - kids these days don’t even know what Motown is.

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Based

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  • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fuck it, I’ll take all the “riz”, “no cap”, “frfr” bullshit over ANY of the other slang of the last thirty years or so. At least it makes sense.

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    • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s a hella dope position

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      • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Rad, even.

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    • 0x01@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You mean you aren’t into wazaaaaaap, piglatin, roflmao, the R word, cool beans, home skillet, etc?

      It is funny how the wheel of slang makes the prior generation uncomfortable for some reason. Time waits for no one.

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    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s on fleek

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    • Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      based

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s one fly comment my man

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    • snekerpimp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fo shizzle

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Forsooth

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      • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Perchance.

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    • FrowingFostek@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Bet

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    • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Cool,” still cool after 90 years.

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  • 58008@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Plato in 300: kids today!!! 😡

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  • ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You put unlimited slop devices in front of everyone 2 years and older.

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  • BorgDrone@lemmy.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You getting old is what happened.

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  • deathbird@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve seen plenty of teachers/professors reporting GenZers demonstrating concerningly diminished discipline, resilience, and interest, particularly when it comes to reading. My personal observations of GenZ discipline are mixed, but I’m not in education.

    Would be good to see high-quality studies on the matter.

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  • lowleekun@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You grew old, thats what happened.

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  • Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wat. Kids in the 2020s would be reciting facts from watching hours of Wild Kratts.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is 100% accurate. Those gigglemug youth before the 2020s were too pigeon-livered to be dimber-damber.

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  • Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Skibidi Toilet is just Madness Combat with toilets and TVs instead of blood.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Anon wants people off his lawn.

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  • Fleur_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    All kids suck. Boo

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    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Everyone under 25 should be killed. I hear you.

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      • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        But thats just an arbitrary date

        Everyone over 25 should also be killed so its fair. Only people that have been born exactly 25 years ago may be safe

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  • lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, nah. At least where I live, the 90s kid would be saying (in Portuguese) “Ô tio! Teu cu que vou pagar mico lendo aquela bagaça!”. Or roughly “Hey boomer fr fr I’m not reading that skibidi, it’s cringe shit”.

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  • diegantobass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s called the interwebs I think

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  • hal_5700X@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Autism 🤷‍♂️

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  • Onionguy@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    theguardian.com/…/ephebiphobia-young-people-mosqu…

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Based Ohio. That’s what happened.

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  • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    the hell? skibidi toilet ain’t rizz?

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