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- Comment on Tacos for dinner 1 week ago:
Is it culturally anachronistic? probably. Do I care? fuck no, because it’s delicious
- Comment on Tacos for dinner 1 week ago:
I should have known better than to click that.
- Comment on Tacos for dinner 1 week ago:
what the fuck are you doing?
my dude
no
Speaking as the whitest dick I know, good tacos are fucking easy. You don’t have to do this to yourself. Hell, if you really don’t want to cook, jimmy dean sells a bag that you can throw in a skillet and then you just put that shit on a tortilla add cheese and you’re done.
Gods fuck.
ok. Go to the fucking grocery store and get some shit.
Get a tube of ground meat. It can be beef or turkey or sausage, don’t care, go with whatever you feel like, it will be delicious. Get a back of tater tots from the frozen section, this will be your potatoe. Get some pre-diced veg, onion and bellpepper. Cheese. A jar of diced garlic in oil. And here’s the secret bit: panko. Trust me.
One fucking pan. In goes the tots, they can defrost while you make yourself a stiff drink, I recommend a wellerman but you do you. When you start your second drink, drop the tube of meat in there and mix that bitch up. Add some of dat garlic, and if you think you’ve added too much, add just a bit more. Drink the second drink while you wait for that to cook, but don’t forget to stir it the entire time.
If you want to add extra seasonings or sauces for flavor, now’s the time. It’s good without, but you can add whatever you want to make it whatever you want. Depending on what I’m feeling, I’ll add Head Country seasoning with barbaque sauce. Essence of Emerils with spicy sauce is also good. There’s a greek seasoning mix that I like but can’t remember the name of that’s also good, but I haven’t found a sauce to pair with it yet.
When the meat is done, add the veg and panko.
The secret of the panko is that it soaks up the juices but stays crunchy. The juice is where the flavor is, and that juice will drip out of the taco if it’s not held in somehow. Panko. Magic from japan.
A little time and a little stirring later, turn the heat down and slap some of that mush on a tortilla, add some cheese, and eat that delicious shit.
There will be leftovers, and when you reheat some the next day, don’t do it in the microwave, whip that skillet back out and add an egg to that bitch!
- Comment on Truth hurts! 1 week ago:
- Comment on The #1 trick Furries dont want you to know! 1 week ago:
I can say that my standards dropped significantly after being homeless for a while a few years back. The place I’m living in now just doesn’t get hot water in the shower. The depression certainly isn’t helping either.
- Comment on who's gonna tell him? 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, and all he had to do to maintain that image was keep his mouth shut and let the pr people talk for him, but no that wasn’t good enough for his ego.
- Comment on Huh? 2 weeks ago:
Part of the reason why I hate going to bars. Another part is that the drinks are overpriced. I can get a decent handle and drink for a week for the same price as 3 drinks at a bar. No, the shitty music and oppressive atmosphere does not make the experience worth it.
- Comment on World's Best-selling Video Game Consoles 3 weeks ago:
Does it work on proton experimental? No? try proton 9.x! Did that work? okay and have a nice day
- Comment on Ubisoft Closes Canadian Studio After It Unionizes 3 weeks ago:
I’ll just add it to the pile of reasons why ubisoft is on my shit list alongside ea, epic, and activision.
- Comment on World's Best-selling Video Game Consoles 4 weeks ago:
I’d be interested to see how sales of the steam deck compare. Sure, it’s a pc not a console, but the whole thing is to bring pc gaming to console gamers so I’m interested in the comparison.
- Comment on Do you think Google execs keep a secret un-enshittified version of their search engine and LLM? 5 weeks ago:
The problem with conspiracy theories like this is it assumed that the people doing the conspiracy are competent.
- Comment on How about the digestive system? 5 weeks ago:
at step 2 it’s not a staw anymore, that’s a narrow funnel.
- Comment on Don't do it 1 month ago:
fuck yeah
- Comment on Don't do it 1 month ago:
Day 3 for me. Not giving it up for good, just taking a much needed tolerance break (which I should do way more often than twice a year.)
Usually I compensate for lack of alcohol with more energy drinks, but I’m off those too and it fucking sucks.
- Comment on surely your hobby can't be that expensive 1 month ago:
yes, but I do that too.
- Comment on surely your hobby can't be that expensive 1 month ago:
My hobby is buying materials for projects and then not doing the projects.
- Comment on "Media consumption" 1 month ago:
I was just given expedition33 as a gift. I really want to play it. That was 2 weeks ago. I haven’t played anything in 2 months, let alone something I really fucking want to.
- Comment on Dude read the rules of woman only community and decided to post anyway 2 months ago:
suggestion: make a separate community that is “replies to womens stuff”.
actually don’t, sounds like a cesspool.
- Comment on Anon travels overseas 2 months ago:
Not being able to outrun your diet is a really strange concept to me, and I’ve exclusively heard it in this thread, and multiple times in this thread. Dafuq?
- Comment on Anon travels overseas 2 months ago:
What you said is an explanation of why what I said is an oversimplification. It’s an efficiency variable, just makes the math slightly more complicated, doesn’t change the formula.
- Comment on Anon travels overseas 2 months ago:
calories in, calories out. Use more than you eat and weight goes down. Eat more than you use and weight goes up. It’s an oversimplification, but it’s not wrong.
- Comment on Want to play the latest multiplayer games? Just go into your bios settings or upgrade your PC if it doesn't have TPM chip. 2 months ago:
I just won’t play such games. Simple as.
- Comment on Anon travels overseas 2 months ago:
They walk more. That’s it. That’s the secret.
- Comment on This man 2 months ago:
is that jonny sins? when did he die? the fuck
- Comment on Please no, just stop 2 months ago:
I hate ai. it’s the worst thing to happen to my writing. I used to like writing, but the ai is better than me and much faster, and it hits the dopamine as if I did it myself. fuck everyone pushing ai, it’s evil.
- Comment on Louvre security vs CVS 3 months ago:
so I’m gonna have to buy another key, is what you’re saying
- Comment on Louvre security vs CVS 3 months ago:
it’s what i bought so I can open shit at the store I work at. spider is the name brand of magnetic locks, but the same key works on every brand of magnetic lock I’ve tried.
- Comment on Louvre security vs CVS 3 months ago:
sorry for linking amazon, but you should know that you can just buy your own spider key
- Comment on Well do you? 3 months ago:
look, I could do that, OR, hear me out, I could be mad on the Internet about shit that doesn’t actually matter. I know which one I’d pick.
- Comment on it's that time 3 months ago:
Easy solution: They’re not skeletons, they’re bone golems. They don’t need to be anatomically correct because they weren’t left behind by a living creature but rather crafted by a necromancer to fulfill a specific purpose.
