all it takes

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• Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fake and straight

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• CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m straight so anything that gets my dick hard is a woman.

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  • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    LGBTs hate this one simple trick !

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  • Alaik@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Okay Yujiro.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nobody treats me like a girl after sucking their dick… What the hell?

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  • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you’re getting a hundred bucks to suck dick, you’re doing something right.

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    • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Most I ever payed for a blowjob is the one I got on credit and I’m still paying for today.

      Let me tell you, even though I can’t get much action today because of the kids, she’s been worth every penny haha.

      Of course I’m joking. I’m a stay at home dad. (Which interestingly autocompleted to “stay at home mom” and I had to delete it and try again). If anyone has paid it’s been her. I can assure you I’m not worth it. Don’t know why she puts up with me.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    $100 is $100

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean damn, I ain’t gay, but if it’s worth a hundred, I’m gonna try it

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  • Samdell@lemmy.eco.br ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you’re getting paid then you’re doing it for money while she does it for the love of the game

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  • MrDrProf@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Have some more self esteem! You can get $120

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• Ekybio@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I would do the same for all my friends. And why not? Sexy time with friends should be more common, I dont see a reason not to, if its handled well.

  The story is not even fake and gay, because is women on men intercourse >:3

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  • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    dont see a reason not to, if its handled well.

    Big caveat there. The big problem is you don’t really know how people will really handle things until afterwards.

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    • Ekybio@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fair point. So far I managed great on my end.

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ngl, I’ve had sex with female friends just because they were horny and wanted something uncomplicated from someone they knew would respect boundaries. Most often, that was going down on them, which was fine by me since I always found that to be fun. Sometimes they’d reciprocate, or return the favor later on. Sometimes not, and that was fine too.

    If I was bi or gay, I’m fairly sure I’d at least be willing to give hand jobs to bros.

    Not all the time, every time, but at that same level of occasional where if the need is strong, but opportunity absent, why not? Doesn’t hurt anyone, and as long as everyone involved is on the same page it won’t.

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  • glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d be ok with it, but i don’t know how to ask my partner “hey can I suck this other guys dick?” in a way that isn’t insulting to them.

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    • Ekybio@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Since Im polyamorous, thats not an issue for me or my partners, every one of us have done that at some point. Though for monoamorous people that is probably kind of insulting and problematic.

      Yes even with exactly those words, which is a little funny :D

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  • gigachad@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    so wholesome

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    • krashmo@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      More like holesome

      ba-dum tss

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  • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Be my friend?

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    • Ekybio@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sure why not. I like it when people are direkt with their questions :D

      Just tell me if its more about sucking dick then friendship. Dont mind either, just need the clarity

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• tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  60% of the time it works every time.

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• Stillwater@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sucking dick makes the world go 'round

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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Some days you’re getting sucked, other days you’re doing the sucking.

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    • Samdell@lemmy.eco.br ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      In this world, its milk or be milked.

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    • Stillwater@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Win/win

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    • glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      if only it were that easy

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  • blazeknave@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Marilyn Manson said blowjobs were like handshakes in Hollywood. But I think he might be a rapist iirc

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• steeznson@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Other girls would call her a pickme now

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• railwhale@lemmy.nz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I believe the anime girl is Sayu Ogiwara from Higehiro

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