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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Samdell@lemmy.eco.br⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m straight so anything that gets my dick hard is a woman.

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    • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      LGBTs hate this one simple trick !

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    • Alaik@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Okay Yujiro.

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  • Ekybio@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I would do the same for all my friends. And why not? Sexy time with friends should be more common, I dont see a reason not to, if its handled well.

    The story is not even fake and gay, because is women on men intercourse >:3

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    • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      dont see a reason not to, if its handled well.

      Big caveat there. The big problem is you don’t really know how people will really handle things until afterwards.

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      • Ekybio@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Fair point. So far I managed great on my end.

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    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ngl, I’ve had sex with female friends just because they were horny and wanted something uncomplicated from someone they knew would respect boundaries. Most often, that was going down on them, which was fine by me since I always found that to be fun. Sometimes they’d reciprocate, or return the favor later on. Sometimes not, and that was fine too.

      If I was bi or gay, I’m fairly sure I’d at least be willing to give hand jobs to bros.

      Not all the time, every time, but at that same level of occasional where if the need is strong, but opportunity absent, why not? Doesn’t hurt anyone, and as long as everyone involved is on the same page it won’t.

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    • gigachad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      so wholesome

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      • krashmo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        More like holesome

        ba-dum tss

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    • glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’d be ok with it, but i don’t know how to ask my partner “hey can I suck this other guys dick?” in a way that isn’t insulting to them.

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      • Ekybio@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Since Im polyamorous, thats not an issue for me or my partners, every one of us have done that at some point. Though for monoamorous people that is probably kind of insulting and problematic.

        Yes even with exactly those words, which is a little funny :D

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    • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Be my friend?

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      • Ekybio@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Sure why not. I like it when people are direkt with their questions :D

        Just tell me if its more about sucking dick then friendship. Dont mind either, just need the clarity

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    • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How you doin’?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nobody treats me like a girl after sucking their dick… What the hell?

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    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you’re getting a hundred bucks to suck dick, you’re doing something right.

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      • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Most I ever payed for a blowjob is the one I got on credit and I’m still paying for today.

        Let me tell you, even though I can’t get much action today because of the kids, she’s been worth every penny haha.

        Of course I’m joking. I’m a stay at home dad. (Which interestingly autocompleted to “stay at home mom” and I had to delete it and try again). If anyone has paid it’s been her. I can assure you I’m not worth it. Don’t know why she puts up with me.

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      • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        How much is a Z jay?

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      $100 is $100

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    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean damn, I ain’t gay, but if it’s worth a hundred, I’m gonna try it

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    • mastod0n@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “If I had $100 for every time I sucked dick I’d have $200. Which isn’t much but it’s weird it happened twice.”

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    • match@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      what kinks do you have set on your f-list

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    • MrDrProf@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Have some more self esteem! You can get $120

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  • Stillwater@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sucking dick makes the world go 'round

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    • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Some days you’re getting sucked, other days you’re doing the sucking.

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      • Stillwater@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Win/win

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      • glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        if only it were that easy

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    • blazeknave@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Marilyn Manson said blowjobs were like handshakes in Hollywood. But I think he might be a rapist iirc

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  • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fake and straight

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    • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      not oppisite enough, true and straight.

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  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    60% of the time it works every time.

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  • steeznson@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Other girls would call her a pickme now

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  • railwhale@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I believe the anime girl is Sayu Ogiwara from Higehiro

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