theangryseal
@theangryseal@lemmy.world
- Comment on Bro 😭😭 1 day ago:
Hehe, “cut it out”. Hehe.
- Comment on Examination you say? What kind? 3 days ago:
We need to make it slang everywhere!!! Now!
It needs to become so standard that one day an old man will call his grandson a goober and the whole family will be mad at him. He somehow missed the memo.
Also, later seasons of the Andy Griffith show will be up to 100x as funny.
- Comment on Currently happening 4 days ago:
I don’t know what the hell is wrong with me. Probably childhood abandonment, abuse, and neglect.
My poor mom tried, she really did. She was abandoned, abused, and neglected too. A lot of things that would have seemed absurd to a healthy person were normal for her so she tolerated a lot and expected a lot. She suffered so much as a kid that whatever idea she had about family, she was sticking to.
I have no close friends and I LOVE it that way. I wish I didn’t.
Being alone is my favorite way to be. I can’t move in any direction in life because of it. Fortunately my wife wants me to be a stay at home dad. She isn’t crippled like I am and she loves me anyway, thank goodness.
- Comment on rocketman 1 week ago:
Let me know if it’s any good. I’ll totally eat the next one if it is.
- Comment on They used to be all metal too. Its time for a revolution 1 week ago:
Awww man you just unlocked a memory of mine. I had several of those.
Also, like the other person who replied to you, I had He-Man toys that did that. I’m like 90% sure it was Skeletor and He-Man.
- Comment on Not gonna lie, I kind of want this 1 week ago:
There was a point in my childhood where everything shirt I owned was a Stone Cold Steve Austin shirt.
I mean, he did say so.
- Comment on At least he was a nurse on the walking dead lol 1 week ago:
Ok Hector!
- Comment on Are disabled people and the elderly going to survive another Trump presidency? 2 weeks ago:
Man, I don’t even know if I could sit down and count the folks that I knew personally who died from Covid. Shit was crazy.
- Comment on Are disabled people and the elderly going to survive another Trump presidency? 2 weeks ago:
This dude was just totally disconnected. “It wuh twentwenny. That win uhlecshun, duh!”
Yes, at the eeeeeennnnnnnd of 2020, buddy.
- Comment on Are disabled people and the elderly going to survive another Trump presidency? 2 weeks ago:
And folks just call it fake. Isn’t that neat?
- Comment on Anon gets hit by a car 2 weeks ago:
Dreams are always fucked up like this, only we don’t remember most of it. Have you ever nearly ended a day when suddenly you catch a glimpse of something that triggers your memory of a dream you had the night before? I have. It can be a silly little thing, like the time I was standing outside at work and seen a girl strike a lighter. I suddenly had an entire story open up in my memory, and fortunately it was pleasant.
Have you ever woke up in complete horror and knew you had a nightmare, but you didn’t know what it was? It had to really, really bad, you just can’t remember it.
It’s something to do with being in a coma, probably the duration or that the simply of chemicals that keep us asleep are exhausted. Take that with a grain of salt. I’m just an idiot. I don’t even remotely know.
I believe that dreams that I don’t remember directly contribute to my daily moods. If I wake up feeling wonderful, I must have decent dreams. If I wake up angry, I must have had nightmares. This is consistent when I remember them.
- Comment on It's because of Gerald's Game, isn't it? 3 weeks ago:
Damn, his kid is a writer too?
- Comment on Pee posting? 3 weeks ago:
Eh, he’s a millionaire. Must be something to it. He’s 68 now and has started selling his stuff off. The new owners have been calling me for months because I’m the only person who knows how to deal with it other than him.
He truly is a genius. Like anyone else, he has his flaws, but I’m telling you, he’s brilliant and his work is brilliant.
In all of the years he has ran his businesses he never called an outsider in. He learned to program machines that people are paid hundreds of dollars an hour to program and repair despite being functionally illiterate. I’d say there’s virtue in his work.
On top of all of that, has taken care of his employees. He isn’t perfect, but if someone works for him and their car breaks down, it gets repaired on his account. If it can’t be repaired, he goes to a car auction and buys them a car on his own time after inspecting it from top to bottom to make sure it’s good enough.
I’ve had my problems with him AND his work over the years, but overall I definitely think that his skill is the virtue that I think it is. I envy him, in a positive way.
- Comment on Be happy if you woke up today and your throat didn’t hurt. 3 weeks ago:
Don’t work when you smoke weed.
I rarely smoke it (haven’t in at least 4 years), but when I do and sec happens, I can’t breathe and I end up totally stopped up for at least an hour.
I have allergies too though.
- Comment on Be happy if you woke up today and your throat didn’t hurt. 3 weeks ago:
Me too. Allergies can kiss my nuts. I get a break like once every 6 months or so.
- Comment on "And now for some golden oldies!" 3 weeks ago:
You’re just lucky. I too feel like I’ve lived through multiple lifetimes. They all went by in a flash.
I’ve been hard on my body and mind though. I’m a dumb hillbilly who started having kids when I was 16. I spent decade as a functional heroin addict. Functional because I have family that gave a damn about me and I’m so antisocial that I had the discipline to have a week’s supply and not burn the it because the thought of dealing with people was enough to make me pause (mostly). Otherwise I would have been in the gutter with everyone else.
I’ve been through the wringer. Maybe that’s part of it. I don’t know.
Life is funny.
- Comment on "And now for some golden oldies!" 3 weeks ago:
It’s so wild to me that Nirvana is old, that I’m old.
I heard the older folks say that I would wake up and be old one day and it would feel like barely any time has passed. “Young people will treat you like a dinosaur and you’ll still think you’re 25.”
I just can’t believe it.
Time has slipped through my fingers. Everything I put off a week ago was actually thousands of years ago now.
30-40 has been a month or so.
- Comment on Blessica Blimpson 3 weeks ago:
I might actual get mines legally changed.
Damn. Beautiful!
- Comment on Pee posting? 3 weeks ago:
Good for your. Pat yourself on the back and feed your ego.
They need to eat, after all.
- Comment on Pee posting? 3 weeks ago:
Well. That’s on you. You’re allowing yourself to be upset over such a small thing and missing (I feel) a very valuable point.
That’s your ego, like it or not.
- Comment on Pee posting? 3 weeks ago:
Ehhhh, I dawnt reely no if it matters to much. Wut reely matters is that a purson can bee under stood. That the point of langwege.
I no a man hoo rites like this and calls PayPal pay pow, but he is a numbers jeenyus hoo duz complex calculashins n his hed like yoo hav nevur seen.
He can’t spell his damn name to save his life, but he’s a genius in ways that constantly blow me away. He draws complex diagrams by hand of every system he builds by hand. If anyone were ever to work behind him on something they’re very familiar with, they’d have to tear it all down and rebuild it because he just invents his own way as he goes. He has no real education either. I can’t imagine what kind of powerhouse he could be if he’d ever been afforded a chance to really learn.
I’d trade my abilities with written language for his skills any day.
- Comment on Pee posting? 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, that made my brain short out for a second. :p
- Comment on Anon plays shirts vs skins 4 weeks ago:
Yes it is. I played Christian academy horse. :p
- Comment on Anon plays shirts vs skins 4 weeks ago:
Can’t have too much fun at Pentecostal academy. :p
- Comment on Anon plays shirts vs skins 4 weeks ago:
You shoot, you miss, you get nothing. You shoot, you score, you get an H, followed by an O, then R, S, and E. Whoever gets to HORSE first wins.
- Comment on Anon plays shirts vs skins 4 weeks ago:
Good old jeresys. Never knew anyone like him.
- Comment on Anon plays shirts vs skins 4 weeks ago:
We played shirts vs skins in the middle and high school gym. If we had sashes I never seen them.
One of many reasons I didn’t dress out and got suspended every 3 days for 3 days until the principal figured out it was happening.
God I hated my gym teacher.
- Comment on Anon plays shirts vs skins 4 weeks ago:
This is the world I grew up in.
- Comment on Anon plays shirts vs skins 4 weeks ago:
When I was in school it was shirts vs skins. Two separate schools in two separate states. I’m 39.
At Christian academy we played horse though.
- Comment on Anon loses weight 1 month ago:
So…
Ur mom?