blazeknave

@blazeknave@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like Elon Musk, 1 in 3 bosses admit they are pushing RTO because they're so upset about wasting money on all those empty desks⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean sell it for money and actually make more profit while everyone is happy? Preposterous!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon eats lunch alone⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
  • “where was the twist?”
  • “oh, must be greentextbewholesome or whatever tf it’s called”
  • “huh? Wtf??”
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FedEx has absolutely no clue what 'economy' means.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tariffs, bitch. Mmmerica

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Ljungavik Dog: A Mesolithic dog burial⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  First half really had me expecting you asking about blow jobs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon holds her bf⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks! We just lost our only free roaming pet so when the kid is away it’s even emptier. I used to put my head on our cat’s furry belly as she purred and stretched, laid her chin on my arm it hand to keep me there. She always knew… Saunter from across the house, hop on the bed, start kneading, settle in for a cuddle… like she could hear my pulse and breathing change in her sleep several rooms away. Having said that, writing this response to your comment made me realize maybe I’ve been reaching out to start dating bc without the kitty crutch, I’m feeling I need that satisfaction from an actual human? 🤷

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨super squirrel⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hahahahahahahahhahahaahahaha took a second. You’re a fucking genius man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon holds her bf⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Handmaids are totally feminist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon holds her bf⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, it’s the only thing I miss as middle aged single dad not dating. Someone to rub my hair while I cry in their lap. Nobody’s taken care of me in decades. I’ve got a lot to cry about. Kinda sucks. Anyway… Back to manning up and working to exhaustion another few decades.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PUSH⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait… sharks what??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨graceful wombats⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Came to ask if there are downsizes to hugging and wrapping my arms around that belly! 😢

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cetaceans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmmerican, first time in Europe, in Brussels, graffiti all over centuries old statues. Like wtf?? Right… there shit is just this shit, so it’s where they do their shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨super squirrel⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fair. But it was like half the movie in BW case lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨super squirrel⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No black widow references ITT??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨super squirrel⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m fucking dying on the shitter right now. I love you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨huehuehue⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay, noted… Read Dorian Gray on mushrooms…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some great games that require you to bust out a notebook and pen?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Steam Workshop 😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I a bad person if (as left as they come) I invest in American Private Prison contractors on the assumption that Trump will go through with his deportation scheme at least to some extent?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the private prison system is one of the worst institutions in the world. I think the reality of the stock market has no connection to capital reinvested into businesses vs shareholder dividends. Investments at this scale are not like giving a three person startup 2 million dollars. They’re not growing their businesses by putting it all into capex.

  Are you an asshole for gambling on whether Trump will keep his word, using the systems in front of you? Dare I say it? No. You’re not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I live in the green part⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You know the answer. Venn diagram is a circle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon can't win⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Haters abound. Always. Everywhere. Keep your head up and your ears closed, and trek on one foot in front of the other.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Causes of Death in London (1623)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  French pox… CK3 RP incoming

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sniffin Poop⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One man’s midden…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guerrilla Women⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Side note, what is a PC word for “straight” that isn’t overly academic for a child?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How is it that "protecting basic democracy and the rule of law, and not crowning a criminal dictator" wasn't even on the chart?!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s neither “their” problem not one that was manufactured and shoved down throats

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🍃 🐑⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So it’s MegaMan?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tiny pp⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Counterpoint: it’s the hate that makes them compensate?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is unpopular in high school⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mix in teenage assholery, toxic masculinity, and puberty hormones, and you’ve got a mf Jeffrey on your hands

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon enjoys a quiet night at home⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What does the fox say?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just for a moment⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s a treasure

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a good samaritan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit. Which thing on the Internet we’ve read, do we believe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chinstrap penguin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s basically what having a newborn is like