I’m so old, I remember that this happened before. It will go over, don’t worry. I’m not affected because I live in Europe but I remember that the Americans recovered quite quickly from this.
OH FUCK
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lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
perishthethought@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Wait what’s this? Europeans are supposed to always say derogatory things about Americans. ;)
mstrk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
not quite, Americans are Europeans as well… Just ancient.
/jk
blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s because we have Clark Kent. He spun it around real quick for us.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It happened at night, though, so no one noticed.
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Happens literally everyday. Wth are the devs doing?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
They’re lucky my ritual sacrifice works to make it rise again I’ll tell you that
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
DID I HEAR A BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD?
Sibshops@lemm.ee 2 months ago
And I still have to go to work tomorrow. SMH
synae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Not again!
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They can’t keep getting away with it!
DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Ah, I see it’s that time of the day again
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hello darkness, my old friend.
hikuro93@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Lord protect us all from the darkness within the darkness. Thoughts and prayers! 🙏
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Thots and nyas? Hell yeah!
aviationeast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Here I thought the onion was satire…
General_Effort@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The terminator has passed over North America, illuminating the entire continent in the eerie light of a thermonuclear explosion. People report suffering radiation burns from unshielded exposure.
AtomicHotSauce@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hold me.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Big spoon, or little?
AtomicHotSauce@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is just a metaphor for Trump’s election.
Asafum@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Thank God South America will be ok at least!
rumba@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Fuck and I thought it was just the new administration…
Itzdan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ha ha onion go funny
Geodad@lemm.ee 2 months ago
That is technically true, which is the best kind of true.
Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is what sarcasm had become. I mean i expulsés some air through my lips so I’m rolling on the floor laughing rn.
But I long for the times where the undertone for sarcasm was ‘no way that could happen’ instead of ‘it literally happens every day’.
RedSnt@feddit.dk 2 months ago
The sun truly is setting in the west.
limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I don’t understand, how can the turtle do this? Is it because the elephants are dancing? Won’t they fall off??!
mmddmm@lemm.ee 2 months ago
That’s just globalist propaganda. We all know the Sun is the one that moves because it’s hanging from the ceiling!
(And just because I couldn’t make something so stupid that made it clear, \s - but hey, it was hard to make even this.)
limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I was just joking also, the only reason I did not put the sarcasm tag was I had an iOS keyboard. Still not sure where that button is, someone said it’s next to the “any” key.
nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 2 months ago
This is what happens, when global warming lights the turtles on fire.
GammaGames@beehaw.org 2 months ago
Your friend the Turtle… He died a few years ago. The old idiot puked inside his shell and choked to death on a galaxy or two. Very sad, don’t you think? But also quite bizarre.