dohpaz42
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world
Web Developer by day, and aspiring Swift developer at night.
- Comment on not so free thinking now are we? 6 hours ago:
That is one long dick! 😱
~No wonder you have to pleasure yourself. You probably either killed or scared off every woman who tried to fuck you.~
- Comment on For the love of the game... 3 days ago:
The GOAT suicide plan.
- Comment on No but seriously 4 days ago:
Not gonna ask again
Proceeds to ask…
#winning
- Comment on Steam :: About the New York Attorney General lawsuit against Valve 1 week ago:
Don’t forget about the NYSE! If that ain’t gambling, then I guess I don’t know what is.
- Comment on i did tho 2 weeks ago:
Now we can say “What’s up Doc?” and mean it. 🐰🥕
- Comment on 2026 is the year of the horse 3 weeks ago:
Goddamnit.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
No, no. The executioner needs to stay hydrated. At least 16 oz every couple of hours.
- Comment on Vibecon invite 5 weeks ago:
Goddamnit.
- Comment on Not that limit 1 month ago:
No kink shaming!
- Comment on Not that limit 1 month ago:
It has a limes from the left… and limes from the right…
Is that the Tootsie Roll Theorem?
- Comment on Ice is a mineral. Liquid minerals are lava. You are filled with lava 1 month ago:
- Comment on How did "ancient humans" got the idea to pierce their ears/body ? 1 month ago:
Who knows why we start doing things. But lucky for our ancestors, silver is a good antibacterial.
As for “modern”, piercings have been around in modern times just as much as historical. You may have grown up and/or live in a more conservative (i.e. puritanical) area where it’s less common.
- Comment on the public demands ANSWERS 1 month ago:
Thank you!
- Comment on the public demands ANSWERS 1 month ago:
Sebastián, I have one very pressing question. Are jaguar soft?
FTFH.
Pro tip: don’t waste people’s time by forcing them to respond before you ask your question. Be polite and pleasant, AND ask your question at the same time. It saves both them and you a lot of time.
- Comment on Anon plays GTA VI 2 months ago:
What the fuck did I just read?
- Comment on If the shoe fits 2 months ago:
Did you do an ollie down the aisle too? Because that’d be pretty bitching if you did.
🤙
- Comment on Metal Exclusionary Radical Astronomy 2 months ago:
The 12 yo in me is giggling like crazy right now.
- Comment on Fetish 2026 goals 2 months ago:
Get a bidet. Game changing.
- Comment on Metal Exclusionary Radical Astronomy 2 months ago:
We don’t call them fat. They’re BBA: big beautiful atoms. Thicc would suffice too.
- Comment on Grippy handles too. Luxury. 2 months ago:
Ecky, Ecky, Ecky, Pakang, Zoom-ping.
- Comment on Grippy handles too. Luxury. 2 months ago:
microshreweries
- Comment on Anon catches a glimpse of his own mortality 2 months ago:
Only as long as it takes to load a gun.
- Comment on Makes sense 2 months ago:
Happy Cake Day!
- Comment on Makes sense 2 months ago:
I blame Ellis and his blatant use of coke and always sexually harassing the women.
- Comment on Increasing the surface area of a substance increases its reaction rate. Proof by garlic. 2 months ago:
- Comment on My kid got me a part time job for Christmas... 3 months ago:
I was thinking around the outer edge of whatever separates the circle from the wall, so the illumination comes from behind.
- Comment on My kid got me a part time job for Christmas... 3 months ago:
Wow. Great choices! Would the TARDIS wall also include LED lighting behind each circle? Because as much of a pain in the ass as that would it, it’d also he like bow ties.
- Comment on This makes more sense 3 months ago:
Probably because jobs at burger joints were on the rise. 😬
- Comment on This makes more sense 3 months ago:
(with apologies to any philosophers that read this)
Why? They’d probably love a job cooking burgers.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Wise words!
