dohpaz42
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world
Web Developer by day, and aspiring Swift developer at night.
- Comment on Anon plays GTA VI 5 days ago:
What the fuck did I just read?
- Comment on If the shoe fits 2 weeks ago:
Did you do an ollie down the aisle too? Because that’d be pretty bitching if you did.
🤙
- Comment on Metal Exclusionary Radical Astronomy 2 weeks ago:
The 12 yo in me is giggling like crazy right now.
- Comment on Fetish 2026 goals 2 weeks ago:
Get a bidet. Game changing.
- Comment on Metal Exclusionary Radical Astronomy 2 weeks ago:
We don’t call them fat. They’re BBA: big beautiful atoms. Thicc would suffice too.
- Comment on Grippy handles too. Luxury. 2 weeks ago:
Ecky, Ecky, Ecky, Pakang, Zoom-ping.
- Comment on Grippy handles too. Luxury. 2 weeks ago:
microshreweries
- Comment on Anon catches a glimpse of his own mortality 3 weeks ago:
Only as long as it takes to load a gun.
- Comment on Makes sense 4 weeks ago:
Happy Cake Day!
- Comment on Makes sense 4 weeks ago:
I blame Ellis and his blatant use of coke and always sexually harassing the women.
- Comment on Increasing the surface area of a substance increases its reaction rate. Proof by garlic. 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on My kid got me a part time job for Christmas... 5 weeks ago:
I was thinking around the outer edge of whatever separates the circle from the wall, so the illumination comes from behind.
- Comment on My kid got me a part time job for Christmas... 5 weeks ago:
Wow. Great choices! Would the TARDIS wall also include LED lighting behind each circle? Because as much of a pain in the ass as that would it, it’d also he like bow ties.
- Comment on This makes more sense 1 month ago:
Probably because jobs at burger joints were on the rise. 😬
- Comment on This makes more sense 1 month ago:
(with apologies to any philosophers that read this)
Why? They’d probably love a job cooking burgers.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Wise words!
- Comment on Shut up science!! 1 month ago:
I am not smart enough to come to my own conclusions about a lot of science, so yes I must believe what the collective scientific community asserts, because I have no other way to prove things that happen. For me, that means putting my faith in their accuracy. So yes, I believe in science.
It should also be noted that there are people out there that treat science as a religion; that it is infallible, and cannot be changed, and to suggest otherwise is blasphemy. 🤷♂️
- Comment on Bread mold 1 month ago:
Everything beats this. Even an old leathery shoe.
- Comment on Where is heart?! 1 month ago:
Yes, but the earth provides many nutrients required that cannot be obtained by air and water alone. That’s why farmers have to rotate crops often.
- Comment on We've got a bone to pick. 1 month ago:
Everybody give Spinosaurus a hand for having a good run. It took balls to see through the lies everyone was saying about T-Rex being Super Saiyan.
- Comment on Where is heart?! 1 month ago:
Earth? Wood comes from trees and other plants that both grow from the earth, and decompose back into the earth.
- Comment on Ya yeet! 1 month ago:
Careful, this is how you get zombies.
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 1 month ago:
Psh. Codes are for wussies.
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 1 month ago:
What if… hear me out… we pipe straight up into space, and then use a 90° bend to angle the remaining pipe to the sun. Shouldn’t Be too difficult, but I bet those plumbers would charge an expensive ass trip fee.
~We’ll need a shit ton of that purple PVC glue though.~
- Comment on Instagrams loading animation's background color is different to the background color of the page. 1 month ago:
Instagram also auto skips some reels (i.e. makes it look like you swiped up on it when you didn’t), and then shows you the same ad you just skipped right after.
- Comment on Relationship Goals 1 month ago:
mates every night throughout its life…
only found in humans…
If you believe that, I’ve got some beach-front property in Arizona to sell you! 🤣
- Comment on CompSci freshmen can relate 1 month ago:
Zero fucks given
To infinity and beyond!
Checkmate, atheists!
- Comment on Insulin 1 month ago:
It apparently loses effectiveness when subjected to extreme temps, but that loss depends on length of exposure. [Source]
- Comment on PetSmart won't let you leave a review if you have adblockers on 1 month ago:
Oh! Ok. I was under the impression the verbiage had the word Reject in it somewhere; that’s on me. It makes much more sense now, and I get what you’re saying. Thanks for the clarification!
- Comment on PetSmart won't let you leave a review if you have adblockers on 1 month ago:
I personally have never seen a pay to reject. What types of websites have you come across that do that? I’m genuinely curious.