dohpaz42
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world
Web Developer by day, and aspiring Swift developer at night.
- Comment on Grippy handles too. Luxury. 3 hours ago:
Ecky, Ecky, Ecky, Pakang, Zoom-ping.
- Comment on Grippy handles too. Luxury. 8 hours ago:
microshreweries
- Comment on Anon catches a glimpse of his own mortality 2 days ago:
Only as long as it takes to load a gun.
- Comment on Makes sense 1 week ago:
Happy Cake Day!
- Comment on Makes sense 1 week ago:
I blame Ellis and his blatant use of coke and always sexually harassing the women.
- Comment on Increasing the surface area of a substance increases its reaction rate. Proof by garlic. 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on My kid got me a part time job for Christmas... 2 weeks ago:
I was thinking around the outer edge of whatever separates the circle from the wall, so the illumination comes from behind.
- Comment on My kid got me a part time job for Christmas... 2 weeks ago:
Wow. Great choices! Would the TARDIS wall also include LED lighting behind each circle? Because as much of a pain in the ass as that would it, it’d also he like bow ties.
- Comment on This makes more sense 3 weeks ago:
Probably because jobs at burger joints were on the rise. 😬
- Comment on This makes more sense 3 weeks ago:
(with apologies to any philosophers that read this)
Why? They’d probably love a job cooking burgers.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Wise words!
- Comment on Shut up science!! 4 weeks ago:
I am not smart enough to come to my own conclusions about a lot of science, so yes I must believe what the collective scientific community asserts, because I have no other way to prove things that happen. For me, that means putting my faith in their accuracy. So yes, I believe in science.
It should also be noted that there are people out there that treat science as a religion; that it is infallible, and cannot be changed, and to suggest otherwise is blasphemy. 🤷♂️
- Comment on Bread mold 4 weeks ago:
Everything beats this. Even an old leathery shoe.
- Comment on Where is heart?! 4 weeks ago:
Yes, but the earth provides many nutrients required that cannot be obtained by air and water alone. That’s why farmers have to rotate crops often.
- Comment on We've got a bone to pick. 4 weeks ago:
Everybody give Spinosaurus a hand for having a good run. It took balls to see through the lies everyone was saying about T-Rex being Super Saiyan.
- Comment on Where is heart?! 4 weeks ago:
Earth? Wood comes from trees and other plants that both grow from the earth, and decompose back into the earth.
- Comment on Ya yeet! 4 weeks ago:
Careful, this is how you get zombies.
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 5 weeks ago:
Psh. Codes are for wussies.
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 5 weeks ago:
What if… hear me out… we pipe straight up into space, and then use a 90° bend to angle the remaining pipe to the sun. Shouldn’t Be too difficult, but I bet those plumbers would charge an expensive ass trip fee.
~We’ll need a shit ton of that purple PVC glue though.~
- Comment on Instagrams loading animation's background color is different to the background color of the page. 5 weeks ago:
Instagram also auto skips some reels (i.e. makes it look like you swiped up on it when you didn’t), and then shows you the same ad you just skipped right after.
- Comment on Relationship Goals 5 weeks ago:
mates every night throughout its life…
only found in humans…
If you believe that, I’ve got some beach-front property in Arizona to sell you! 🤣
- Comment on CompSci freshmen can relate 5 weeks ago:
Zero fucks given
To infinity and beyond!
Checkmate, atheists!
- Comment on Insulin 5 weeks ago:
It apparently loses effectiveness when subjected to extreme temps, but that loss depends on length of exposure. [Source]
- Comment on PetSmart won't let you leave a review if you have adblockers on 1 month ago:
Oh! Ok. I was under the impression the verbiage had the word Reject in it somewhere; that’s on me. It makes much more sense now, and I get what you’re saying. Thanks for the clarification!
- Comment on PetSmart won't let you leave a review if you have adblockers on 1 month ago:
I personally have never seen a pay to reject. What types of websites have you come across that do that? I’m genuinely curious.
- Comment on Can anyone scientists confirm? 1 month ago:
We are the aliens abducting them for probing. I wonder how many fish try to warn their friends and family, just to be shunned as a drunkard crackpot instead.
- Comment on Upgrade today 1 month ago:
Here in the south we also like to refer to people has hoss. Like boss, it’s a show of respect.
- Comment on Upgrade today 1 month ago:
Next time call him daddy; e.g. “yes, daddy”
- Comment on Dude read the rules of woman only community and decided to post anyway 1 month ago:
Ironic given the community you’re posting to, and its own rules. But 🤷♂️.
- Comment on Definitely how it went for me 1 month ago:
Back in college I took a computing class where the final exam was to take a PC we had built in class and the prof deliberately sabotaged the computer. Our assignment was to figure out what was wrong with it by the end of class time to pass the exam.
~He switched the power supply to the wrong voltage. I almost failed. 😅~
