dohpaz42
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world
Web Developer by day, and aspiring Swift developer at night.
- Comment on An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it. 11 hours ago:
Sigh.
**unzips**
~Fuck cancer. Right in the hand!~
- Comment on beans 🫘 6 days ago:
It’s a shame he never had the pleasure of Bradford Pear trees in the spring. 🤢 🤮
- Comment on Practice makes perfect 1 week ago:
That’s valid too.
~If you’re into that sort of thing.~
- Comment on Freaks 1 week ago:
No kidding! It should be poured.
- Comment on Fucking why though? Are cows endangered? 1 week ago:
…cause it ain’t worth it (unless it’s on a burger or pizza…)
🤣 Like I said. 😉
- Comment on Fucking why though? Are cows endangered? 1 week ago:
Considering lactose intolerant folks love the product so much that they will endure whatever digestive hellscape lays before them, and them not being shy about bragging about it, I’m not surprised Big Milk raised prices on cheese. They know what they have, and they know people will pay.
~Econ 101: supply and demand.~
- Comment on How do I stop sleeping through everything? 1 week ago:
In addition to a sleep study, talk to your doctor about POTS.
- Comment on 2025 Ig Physics Nobel Prize goes to perfect pasta sauce 2 weeks ago:
The Nobel Piece Prize should go to a slice of cake.
- Comment on Doot doot 2 weeks ago:
Goddamnit. Now I got that tune stuck in my head. Thanks, Obama!
- Comment on Mom!!!! Can we pls??? 3 weeks ago:
All fluids are super.
~Who’s a super fluid? That’s right, you are! Super fluid! Now sit. Stay~
- Comment on My credit union no longer allows me to payoff pending purchases made on my credit card 3 weeks ago:
It really depends on your bank or credit card issuer. Some places will accrue interest from the day of purchase until the day of repayment. It might be pennies for me and you, but I’m sure they make bank on their collective customer base. And deliberately making it difficult to pay off debt that causes additional charges should be illegal.
- Comment on thick skinned employees, how can you be so thick skinned? 4 weeks ago:
It’s quite possible these men have reached the Nirvana of being thick-skinned. If so, we all should be in awe, as that is a rare thing to achieve. It also could be that men are not allowed to show emotion, and would otherwise be condemned if they complained or didn’t “take it like a man”; especially being around a lot of women where they feel even more pressured to show up and be a man.
- Comment on We Deserve Way, Way More Time Off 5 weeks ago:
Outside of my two kids that I get to see every other week, I have no family nor friends. Yet, I still wholeheartedly believe that I need my time off — even if I’m bored out of my head most of the time.
- Comment on 2hot2handle 1 month ago:
This post isn’t showcasing mansplaining. It’s showcasing pedantry.
Just like this comment!
- Comment on Should you look for a relationship if it feels like a compromise? 1 month ago:
Don’t they call what you’re looking for “situationships” nowadays?
And if that’s what you want, just be honest about it. The last thing anybody wants is to feel used or to be led on.
Be you, be honest, and be safe!
- Comment on Happy Wednesday, dudes and dudettes. 1 month ago:
I wish I had a fraction of that confidence and suave.
~Like seriously, save some for the rest of us!~
- Comment on Have you know???. 1 month ago:
Hour…
You’re being very generous. 😅
- Comment on Have you know???. 1 month ago:
I think I just burned a kilowatt of energy thanks to this meme. 🤤
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Cherry-scented accelerant included
🤣
- Comment on number box o number box 1 month ago:
Can you all keep it down! You’re mathing too loudly for this time of night. Some of us have to get up early(ish).
- Comment on AWS CEO says AI replacing junior staff is 'dumbest idea' 1 month ago:
Did I just read what I think I just read?
There’s no way.
No. It’s impossible.
😳
- Comment on Zuckerberg's Huge AI Push Is Already Crumbling Into Chaos 1 month ago:
I hope it crumbles right on top of him and those closest to him.
- Comment on Vampires really do sparkle, I guess 1 month ago:
Do eating sandpaper makes your poop gold dust sparkly? Weeeeird.
- Comment on Jump on in. 1 month ago:
Can’t have science_memes without science. 🫡
- Comment on Can you trust your VPN? How Facebook turned a VPN into a surveillance engine 1 month ago:
Meta subsidiaries were fined a combined AUD 20 million for deceptive conduct, a rare example of Big Tech being held accountable.
Facebook wanted to buy Snapchat for 3 billion, and who knows how much Meta nets in a year now. AUD 20 million is peanuts and NOT holding them accountable. That’s the equivalent of a $100 speeding ticket for a rich person. It’s the price of doing business.
- Comment on Universal Adds 'No AI Training' Warning to Movies 2 months ago:
It happens my guy. No need to point it out. 😊
- Comment on Universal Adds 'No AI Training' Warning to Movies 2 months ago:
It’s crazy how companies can blare tly ignore the rule of law and absolutely nothing happens to them, but some rando downloads one or two movies and their public enemy number one.
It’s almost as if they’re begging for a revolt.
- Comment on Every support thread on Reddit is literally this now 2 months ago:
Fuck that pedophile wannabe.
- Comment on A more simple time 2 months ago:
Powdered coffee creamer is flammable. If you go get one of those small plastic size bottles, and fill it up, you can really have fun with “dragon’s breath”.
- Comment on Anon learns a new spell 2 months ago:
@Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works is correct.
I should’ve done my homework before going all “well akshullay 🤓” on them (sorry!).
The only similarities between the two is that they both are chemical reactions that produce a rapid release of energy. But past that, they are much different in how they get to that point.