dohpaz42

@dohpaz42@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If someone rubs their pennies on you, is it considered a centual massage?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That makes cents. Just don’t let the other naysayers tarnish what you’re trying to do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wipes his ass⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, being constipated has always been good for not having a messy ass. It’s being regular or having diarrhea that is messy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wipes his ass⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if OP forgot to fold the TP or use a new clean bunch and is just wiping their ass over and over with their own shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m Lovin’ It: Exploiting McDonald’s APIs to hijack deliveries and order food for a penny⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Does anybody know what tool this is?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The better question is why management is giving you flack? That’s the issue. Not your coworkers with kids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nuclear⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How’d you get a photo of my stove top from tonight?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We dumb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This also tracks for programming.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨neotropical cockroaches⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  !atbge@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tickling ur spidey senses⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love finding bugs, and then squishing them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one heckin' huge fish⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nature’s equivalent to plopping down on the couch and unbuttoning the top button of your pants.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bumper sticker⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  May I introduce you to Christians? Or how about the GOP? MAGA would like to also have a word. I could go on…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Torrent of Hate for Health Insurance Industry Follows C.E.O.’s Killing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I live under a rock; what is “single payer”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if statement == false⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  An if statement with one condition is an if and only if statement. The moment you add a second (or more) condition (regardless of && or ||), then it’s no longer if and only if.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1+1=⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No idea. I was going for how 1/3 = 0.3333…. Then 3/3 = 1 = 0.99999.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1+1=⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1+1=⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  0.99999… = 1

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Judas⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m fine with the betrayal part. It’s the deification of the asshole Trump I have a huge problem with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Joe Biden pardons son Hunter in final weeks in office⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I doubt double jeopardy applies, because that would mean they’d charge and prosecute him again. Reversing a pardon has nothing to do with prosecution.

  Also there is nothing in the constitution that states a pardon is final. Only the Supreme Court has said that, and we all know that a later Supreme Court can (and has) overrule a previous Supreme Court decision.

  And Wickard v. Filburn is a red herring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Joe Biden pardons son Hunter in final weeks in office⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s hope that Joe delivers that pardon and Hunter accepts it before Trump takes office. Then again, with the state of our government, I wouldn’t be surprised if the Supreme Court decided to throw away precedent.

  thisnation.com/…/can-a-presidential-pardon-be-rev…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Judas⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hm. That would insinuate that Trump is Jesus, and that’s not the message I feel we should be sending.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starbucks wants a Bachelor's degree for a barista⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure they automate it. I know Spotify uses an API to verify your enrollment in college. I’d bet they could do the same for degree verification.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Progress⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On Wednesdays we wear pink.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s a psychopathic rouge British Men of Letters got to do with anything?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨deez nuts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve learned more from “STRM influencers” than I had from classroom educators. And it was much more enjoyable and easier to understand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SHAME.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pasteur did it for the booze

  Make room Robin Williams, I have another hero for the top spot on my hero list.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨5x Evolutionary Winner⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a butter face if I ever saw one. 🤤 😋

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨duhh⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wind is most certainly made to be broken. Especially after a hearty meal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ugh i wish⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet the solution is so fast, it’s past your eyes before you know it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think being left-handed gives any unique qualities or advantages compares to other right handed?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bigger thumbs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has an idea to get laid⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure it doesn’t have to be illegal for the cops to turn your life inside out.