dohpaz42
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world
Web Developer by day, and aspiring Swift developer at night.
- Comment on 2hot2handle 2 days ago:
This post isn’t showcasing mansplaining. It’s showcasing pedantry.
Just like this comment!
- Comment on Should you look for a relationship if it feels like a compromise? 2 days ago:
Don’t they call what you’re looking for “situationships” nowadays?
And if that’s what you want, just be honest about it. The last thing anybody wants is to feel used or to be led on.
Be you, be honest, and be safe!
- Comment on Happy Wednesday, dudes and dudettes. 2 days ago:
I wish I had a fraction of that confidence and suave.
~Like seriously, save some for the rest of us!~
- Comment on Have you know???. 3 days ago:
Hour…
You’re being very generous. 😅
- Comment on Have you know???. 3 days ago:
I think I just burned a kilowatt of energy thanks to this meme. 🤤
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Cherry-scented accelerant included
🤣
- Comment on number box o number box 1 week ago:
Can you all keep it down! You’re mathing too loudly for this time of night. Some of us have to get up early(ish).
- Comment on AWS CEO says AI replacing junior staff is 'dumbest idea' 1 week ago:
Did I just read what I think I just read?
There’s no way.
No. It’s impossible.
😳
- Comment on Zuckerberg's Huge AI Push Is Already Crumbling Into Chaos 1 week ago:
I hope it crumbles right on top of him and those closest to him.
- Comment on Vampires really do sparkle, I guess 1 week ago:
Do eating sandpaper makes your poop gold dust sparkly? Weeeeird.
- Comment on Jump on in. 1 week ago:
Can’t have science_memes without science. 🫡
- Comment on Can you trust your VPN? How Facebook turned a VPN into a surveillance engine 1 week ago:
Meta subsidiaries were fined a combined AUD 20 million for deceptive conduct, a rare example of Big Tech being held accountable.
Facebook wanted to buy Snapchat for 3 billion, and who knows how much Meta nets in a year now. AUD 20 million is peanuts and NOT holding them accountable. That’s the equivalent of a $100 speeding ticket for a rich person. It’s the price of doing business.
- Comment on Universal Adds 'No AI Training' Warning to Movies 3 weeks ago:
It happens my guy. No need to point it out. 😊
- Comment on Universal Adds 'No AI Training' Warning to Movies 3 weeks ago:
It’s crazy how companies can blare tly ignore the rule of law and absolutely nothing happens to them, but some rando downloads one or two movies and their public enemy number one.
It’s almost as if they’re begging for a revolt.
- Comment on Every support thread on Reddit is literally this now 3 weeks ago:
Fuck that pedophile wannabe.
- Comment on A more simple time 3 weeks ago:
Powdered coffee creamer is flammable. If you go get one of those small plastic size bottles, and fill it up, you can really have fun with “dragon’s breath”.
- Comment on Anon learns a new spell 3 weeks ago:
@Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works is correct.
I should’ve done my homework before going all “well akshullay 🤓” on them (sorry!).
The only similarities between the two is that they both are chemical reactions that produce a rapid release of energy. But past that, they are much different in how they get to that point.
- Comment on Anon learns a new spell 3 weeks ago:
Combustion, sure, but not an explosion.
I hate to do this to you, but that’s kind how explosions work (i.e. combustion).
- Comment on Me right now 3 weeks ago:
Top of the morning to ya! 🎩 🧐
- Comment on Hope you like math 3 weeks ago:
You’re thinking of the fucks relatives, or also known in scientific circles as The Alabamian Constant.
- Comment on uhhh me too I guess 5 weeks ago:
That explains why moths never lay eggs on me. 😱
- Comment on yep that's me 5 weeks ago:
Goddamnit. You win.
~I am laughing to myself at a bar, by myself. I hope people are wondering what’s so damn funny.~
- Comment on People who have been in meetings to determine back to in office policy. What was the discussion like? 5 weeks ago:
Yep. Not counting the time I spent in traffic, nor the gas it took to drive, today I spent $26 just for the privilege to do the same job I could’ve done at home. Tomorrow I don’t plan on forgetting my lunch, so that’ll save me $13.
- Comment on the frogs are croaking at you, my dudes 5 weeks ago:
Such a mid response from some wannabe-alpha. Maybe they should go simp their mom or w/e.
- Comment on People who have been in meetings to determine back to in office policy. What was the discussion like? 5 weeks ago:
It’s my understanding that some people have such an allergic reaction that even the smell fucks them up. It may sound silly, but compassion is in short supply these days, and subsequently should be lauded when seen in the wild.
- Comment on Get x-boxed 5 weeks ago:
Hey! Give yourself some grace. Lack of planning, or an inability to plan, does not mean you’re lazy!
~I mean you very well may be lazy, but that’s nobody’s business but yours. 😊~
- Comment on People who have been in meetings to determine back to in office policy. What was the discussion like? 5 weeks ago:
Yep. I suspect that where I work, parking has some role to play in the RTO. I can imagine the department in charge of collecting parking fees saw a dramatic decrease in revenue.
It that what I think matters to anyone (where I work), but any company that owns and manages their own parking facilities should not make employees pay for parking. It’s just bad form. But what do I know?
- Comment on People who have been in meetings to determine back to in office policy. What was the discussion like? 5 weeks ago:
I can’t speak to what’s said in the meetings, but in a similar vein, we were told we needed to come back to the office 2-days a month because other people had to work from the office, and it wasn’t fair to them.
That’s it. That’s the rationale. Because it wasn’t fair to the people who had to be here. Mind you, my team has been successfully working remote since COVID.
🤦♂️ ~fml~
- Comment on What is the difference between a platonic and a romantic relationship? 5 weeks ago:
I feel that your examples fall more into the sexual category. In my experience, a romantic relationship must always evolve into a shared life, otherwise it will die out.
- Comment on well? 5 weeks ago:
The same for mortgages too really. All these people out there toting new construction and how it’s good for property values seem to forget that higher property values means 1) higher property taxes, and 2) higher priority values, for when you sell your home and need to buy a new one.