stupidcasey
@stupidcasey@lemmy.world
- Comment on They're watching you. 3 days ago:
Leg snake’s?
- Comment on Snatching the 12-gauge over the door with the quickness. [sound on] 5 days ago:
I mean it could be except you hear a strange deep laugh HAHA… Something not human but yet it speaks in a language you do not understand, a cold sharp spike runs up your spine as you slowly turn your head praying to your newly found God that it is the mail man, that glimmer of hope is just enough to bring you high so it could SLAM! A branch hits the window, something… Or someone is in those trees you squint trying to see something but the black soleless night swallows all light. Trembling you must be know what that pitch black sound was that inhumane noise. You grab your candle head for the door but as you reach for the handle an overwhelming knowledge of evil lurking just beyond triggers every survival instinct in your body and just then in a deep voice coming from behind you you hear babushka, your heart skips a beat, who is in my house? A haunting throbbing of wind violently throws your own hair in your face but you are a stone incapable of moving you shriek with a silent whimper as you know a demon will soon consume your soul, you slowly turn around finally take your first breath in what feels like hours and … Nothing, he’s hiding… But where? The man you heard must be seven or eight feet tall what dark magic conjured this spirit? Is this why the house was so cheap? He… Hello you muster the courage to sheepishly mutter. I know you’re here I head you. You grab the poker next to the fireplace and walk around the corner ready to attack, nothing… Was I just imagining? Gulp. I must be this whole thing is insane. BABUSHKA, you drop the poker out of shear cowardice, pp please don’t hurt me … But you get no response, this is but a game to him and you are his plaything you are but an animal being hunted instinct kicks in and you dart off toward the door you run and run and run with all your might if he catches you, you are dead run run slam against the door your own hast keeping you from opening when suddenly you see out the door window in the the trees a thousand black unearthly dots moving bringing the forest to life you can’t go out their you can’t stay here only one thing to do you throw your candle at the chair it ignites in a brilliant flame spreading quickly to the drapes and up the walls you scream now we all die! As you see a crow fly through the chimney to escape the smoke that is currently engulfing your only escape route you collapse on the floor and embrace your fate.
- Comment on MAGA, splitting hairs. 5 days ago:
What was the word he was about to say?
- Comment on its a psyop, isn't it? 5 days ago:
Had to beat up an old handicap Lady to get it, the handicap sticker was a bonus.
- Comment on Calling all Dickheads! 5 days ago:
Only the truly literate are dickheads round these parts that’s why they call me Ishmael.
- Comment on Jeopardy wall calendar pretending that the coastline paradox doesn't exist 5 days ago:
Hmm, just because the distance measured varies based on the increments it is measured in doesn’t mean that using the same stick it wouldn’t be bigger.
- Comment on its a psyop, isn't it? 5 days ago:
I also chose This guys mom but unfortunately the line is so long I am only able to achieve access on a bimonthly basis and that is with the fast pass and handicap line skip.
- Comment on Evolution at its finest! 6 days ago:
I think the cyclist still dies and the car-ist is just disabled for life.
- Comment on 🦬🦬🦬 1 week ago:
Check mate atheist
- Comment on Female tourist takes down phone-snatcher in Argentina 1 week ago:
Tell me the world doesn’t need vigilantes, do it.
- Comment on Drug deal 1 week ago:
Is Pepsi like a street term for Adderall?
- Comment on OwO 1 week ago:
It’s only bad if it isn’t true, this guy he’s packing a real snake and when women reach their hands in his pants they always scream, you wouldn’t understand.
- Comment on You just couldn't be satisfied with slow and easy 1 week ago:
- Comment on I knew it wasn't Monica 1 week ago:
Wait until the year 2028 and we learn who the camera man is.
- Comment on Gents... 1 week ago:
Good soldiers follow orders:
- Comment on You can do anything at Zombocom 1 week ago:
Kids these days with their colors.
- Comment on Steam 1 week ago:
This steam machine comes with Half Life 1 and 2 probably an Alex in there somewhere too and you better believe the moment any one says union they’ll have a Counter-Strike.
- Comment on Red Dead Redemption Coming to Netflix, iOS, Android, PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and Nintendo Switch 2 1 week ago:
Only took doom 7 years it’s been 15 years and they still haven’t released it smh my head.
- Comment on 🦬🦬🦬 1 week ago:
Even Buffalo have a nickel:
- Comment on While we eagerly await the second coming of Steam Machines, it's worth remembering what a gloriously awful mess Valve got itself in over a decade ago 1 week ago:
Yes, but also money.
- Comment on You can do anything at Zombocom 1 week ago:
Wait until you realize you only need 4 of those pins.
- Comment on Homebrew, de facto standard package manager for macOS, now forces Apple's $99/yr notarization bullshit for all casks. 1 week ago:
True but I desperately need
no compatibility,closed source,AppleCare,expensive hardware,limited lifespan,lock in… What did you call it Linux? - Comment on Valves first title with a 3 in it 1 week ago:
THE PROPHECY!
- Comment on gabe³ half-life 3 confirmed 1 week ago:
Half Life^3^ confirmed!
- Comment on Steam Hardware [new Steam Controller, Steam Machine, and VR headset Steam Frame, coming in 2026] 1 week ago:
It is fascinating and a huge step, but I want to keep expectations low. It will work, but it will not be as compatible as x86 Proton, not at all. It is first and primarily an OS for streaming games and running VR. That is the VR rendering from the streaming computer, not the VR game itself. In other words, they only had to get exactly one app to run well enough for public use. According to the developer, it is working with a surprising amount of games. I agree, one game is surprising, but trust me when I say you will not be running Windows x86 games in ARM Linux for a long time.
- Comment on Guys, I fucked up 2 weeks ago:
I thought it was safe, it was raining indoors.
- Comment on Gladly and proudly 2 weeks ago:
let’s see, girls, boys, cars, pizza, rock, roll, spicy food, the couch cushion… Maybe it would be quicker to name what doesn’t turn me on?
Fine do that.
Well I was at my grandmother’s funeral and went in the bathroom and saw this weird sludge on the ground, got gotta say, didn’t feel a thing.
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Just the sludge?
Yeah that’s it.
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What about your grandmother’s funeral?
Well, why do you think I was in the bathroom.
OH MY GOD!
What not to do it, to calm down.
BBBBBBUT WHY?!
I don’t know it was just the music I guess.
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- Comment on New Year? In this economy? 2 weeks ago:
Never buy a used year, they sound good until you find the society has moved on and everyone else is living in a new 2026 model you don’t want to restart society from scratch do you?
- Comment on The Perfect Picture of Helth 2 weeks ago:
It’s just bread, it technically has other stuff but in insignificant amounts, it is literally cheese bread.
- Comment on Contents of Queen's Purse 2 weeks ago:
Foreign currency to keep them off her trail.
