stupidcasey
@stupidcasey@lemmy.world
- Comment on Broccoli, cheese, and MILFs 1 day ago:
I too choose this guy’s mom.
- Comment on Tower Networking Inc., an ISP/networking management game with physical switch connection and an in-game command line interface, releases demo on Steam 3 days ago:
At that point just get a job in network infrastructure management.
- Comment on Praise Premlak! 3 days ago:
FREE Premlak! Just because this is the only life he has ever known doesn’t mean he is living his best life! An injustice done on an innocent even if he doesn’t recognize the injustice is an injustice nonetheless, we are the ones responsible and our civilization’s soul is what is on the line, normalizing this behavior creates an environment of injustice for all of us! If we derive our pleasure from what is offset from the average of our lives then his life must truly be horrendous for such an abhorrent act to be taken as pleasure, we must infer that the mere existence of such a being is derived from a society so despotic that it can breed an entire population of suffering for a trivial matter this is unacceptable!
- Comment on Help 4 days ago:
You don’t, Microsoft realized back then that this is the coolest it could ever looked and thusly removed that ability permanently.
- Comment on Interesting analogy 5 days ago:
For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me.
(Exodus 20:5, NKJV)
- Comment on Interesting analogy 5 days ago:
Hmmmmm, would this be a bad time to say Native Americans be like?
- Comment on Need those unit conversions 6 days ago:
Gram? What? Drugs are legal here we measure that by the Ton.
Anyway that’s how the first intergalactic war on Drugs was started and space cocaine was made a schedule one.
Isn’t space cocaine also the secret to immortality?
- Comment on Warning 1 week ago:
Meh, knowing Trump he probably nominated a sturgeon not understanding the Job requirements.
- Comment on Important life choices 1 week ago:
Recycling is literally a scam plastic either can’t be recycled, can but are not recycled, are recycled while producing more waste than would be saved by not recycled or incinerated. Recycling plastic has never been possible they knew that from the beginning and nothing changed with modern technology. This is just shifting the blame back to himself.
- Comment on The European mind can't comprehend 1 week ago:
Fun fact the British islands are on the same tectonic plates as the rest of Europe so technically they are indeed European… of course that plate is the Eurasian plate so technically all of Asia is in Europe too so when are you gonna welcome China into the E.U?
- Comment on tickling ur spidey senses 1 week ago:
That web developer might be an undercover product tester.
- Comment on It do be like that 1 week ago:
0mg, O’ Mg? Omg!
- Comment on Interesting. It's a constant reminder 1 week ago:
This could easily be because the top handle is in a more convenient spot so everyone uses it and nobody uses the bottom one, I can’t think of a reason someone would be so inconsiderate as to not wash there hands but so altruistic that they go out of there way to use the inferior objectively worse handle. And human nature would say nobody is going to care about the slightly inconvenient option after it gets boring, don’t believe me? Then why do so many people choose the convenient less boring option of not washing their hands?
- Comment on Why do Americans always presume that everyone speaks English 2 weeks ago:
That whole clear and obvious trend I mentioned is a good place to start, but as far as the language nobody currently speaks the last thing you want to say when trying to get everyone to adopt something is that it won’t benefit anyone.
As far as Chinese, Spanish, Hindi, etc. yes those could be a good option but they are simply not the best option.
- Comment on Why do Americans always presume that everyone speaks English 2 weeks ago:
I personally don’t think it’s a bad thing that the world is moving closer to having a universal language, and resisting a clear and obvious trend that serves an obvious public good is simply being obstinate and anti American just for the sake of being anti American.
- Comment on shoe 2 weeks ago:
What’s on the feet, WHAT’S ON THE FEET?!
- Comment on That's right! 2 weeks ago:
Just preparing for the future
- Comment on Middle coat is my grandma's 2 weeks ago:
Don’t know what that has to do with the coats, but have you tried not being poor?
- Comment on 1+1= 2 weeks ago:
Let’s say 1+1=3.
Sir, I don’t think that’s right.
Let’s just say it is for safety.
But sir I don’t think you understand.
Just do it.
Alright boys you heard him, the bridge can hold 30,000 Lbs.
- Comment on SHINY 2 weeks ago:
Can’t imagine why they are rare what with the mirror surface announcing their presence to birds.
- Comment on Mom wasn't always right 2 weeks ago:
Math Teacher: You won’t be carrying a calculator with you every where you go.
Me: Umm actually I will.
Math teacher: yeah but in the future Microsoft will force you to log in to use the calculator App, harvest your data and sell it to your insurance company forcing you to pay thousands more.
Me: Oh umm, I’ll be using Android?
Teacher: LOL, Ok.
Me: Ok, I’ll just carry a regular calculator around.
Teacher: Trust me if you don’t want to be a nerd you need to stay inside and do your homework.
- Comment on Anon double-checks something important 3 weeks ago:
I woke up once and I was Br*tish once, I thought I was doomed but then I had a brexit and was normal again.
- Comment on I just saw this in a supermarket and I am now very upset and angry at whoever thought of such a thing and you need to feel my pain. 3 weeks ago:
Is that what we call screwdrivers these days?
- Comment on Intruder 3 weeks ago:
Because when you’re a child alone in a house the motivation of an intruder just doesn’t matter and you shouldn’t make a kid feel bad for doing what was necessary in a life or death scenario.
- Comment on Intruder 3 weeks ago:
Na, fuck that, This guy might be a saint with the most tragic relatable backstory imaginable but the last thing this kid should do is hesitate long enough to hear that story or believe it, also a kid just can’t fight back even if he could he shouldn’t take the chances, as far as him saying he cried like a baby, 🤷 you broke into my house dude you aren’t gonna be praised. This kid has every right to be proud, in this situation we are nothing but animals and he did exactly the right thing.
- Comment on sampling bias 3 weeks ago:
0.2% margin of error.
- Comment on I was there, I remember 3 weeks ago:
He’s a girl because he’s wearing purple, that’s the closest thing we had to trans back then.
- Comment on Creamy 3 weeks ago:
This is what I’m talking about, truth in advertising, why can’t McDonald’s say sewage sludge?
- Comment on Pro tip: it's much easier to lose 100k than it is to earn it 3 weeks ago:
It’s great from 2000 miles away only ever seeing it on the internet, it would probably be amazing in real life for a week maybe two… three…a month… a year… a decade…….
- Comment on This is you tomorrow 3 weeks ago:
Thank god I’m not literally anywhere else in that picture, I would be either suffocating from lack of oxygen burning in a star or wet nude crying and in public.
