stupidcasey

@stupidcasey@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A complete tier list for our solar system⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just gonna leave the moon out like that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yummy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Who the hell let the pedant in?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shit⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Long night with Elmo:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨genius⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Na, it sounds good but your ungrateful relatives take all your money.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I go crazy will you still call me Superman?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean yes, but so is to much air, to little air, time, gravity, the sun, pointy sticks, our own biology every form of life in existence and failure to poop correctly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coming in hot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like the cock soup Tops ramens noodle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨haha wow u got me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But why tho? Predators usually go after the weakest animal first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry, now you’ll be surprised when it isn’t a surprise because you are expecting a surprise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨seven⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sixy as always.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evidence⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know, the %3 of scientists I paid were awfully expensive, I should probably trust them for ROI.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ai will surely save us all⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Could that include the incriminating of predetermined units within the constraints given from within the tree and it’s altercations of the environment?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Check mate, atheists. ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can see the value I can also see the harm I can also see the hypocrisy in asserting there is no God or that the universe came from nothing, in the end it’s all the same and humans are just humans being humans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨94.3° F⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the cat is in heat.

  How do you know?

  I know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes on a cruise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry, she was just as proud as you were, that was a really big Shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We have ways of making you talk, Mr. Frog⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Kermit likes it rough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls [Short]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Taking the term self abuse to new extremes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana scale⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t believe you, if this isn’t our galaxy how did he get the banana in the picture?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boxing day nightmare⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Old but the stuff all looks the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How about the digestive system?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s right you’re not let me help:

  "The colloquial cloaca meaning is different from a topological Topsy-turvy definition. Anything with a through-hole has a hole at each end^snickering^. It’s an ambiguous GAY question because the answer depends whether you’re referring to a openings in the face of the object^more-snickering^ (a cylinder in the case of a straw)^obviously-unnecessary^ or the void connection the surface openings. Perhaps the safest most radical answer is inclusive, so three. I’ve been told I’m not fun at parties.’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wham blam alacazam⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is a reason this is the only thing the T-Rex feared.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Serial killer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you know? What if each one has only killed once?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True of mine but he more than made up for it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Plot twist, Dad believes in Santa to this day because he knows he didn’t buy the presents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh... 🫩⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  C.! Lock in no regrets!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ġ̵̻ͅį̴̹̜̼̙͍͋̈̕m̷̦͎͈̎̄̄̿̈ṁ̶̭̫͓̞̻̾̂̚ë̶͚́̍̀͆ ̴̻͗̈́̿̂̚͝f̴̧̳̝͓̫̆̍͌͠u̸̧̖̠̗͔̽̽̾ȇ̶̝̠̎̔l̵̡͙͔̀́̃́̓͘,̵̠̜̽͛ ̴͙̜͇͚̥̜̑͛͐̓͆͒ḡ̸̮͝͠ḯ̸͍̩͛͗̍͝ṁ̶̛͎̖̭̖̓̃͑̃ḿ̵̫̇e̸͈͕̍̍͒ ̸̧̣̣̣̹̺͌̃ẇ̴̤̳͇̪̝̑̈́̏̚i̶͖͒̒r̶̢̪̙͉̭̥̂̐e̵̞̳̻̍͘⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  (⚡🔌two seasons of sliding the same two pictures back and forth)

  You cannot travel this path it is air, air is a resistor, Mwahaha!

  I will make it conductive!

  W, What are you doing?!

  I am adding so much energy to the nitrogen in the air that electrons themselves are stripped from the atoms, ionizing the gas and creating PLASMA! a new fourth state of matter!

  Ground yourself You Fool! you’re going to get us all killed!

  I would rather explode than exist in your completed loop of isolation from the outside!

  (🎶Heroic animé music playing🎶) (💥Epic over the top fight scene💥)

  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks legit. What do you all think?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, I looks kinda sketchy but with the price of RAM it’s worth the risk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the truth! ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Red onions are all RED!

  I’ve never seen a red onion only purple but if I ever do see a red onion I guarantee it will not be purple.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, he is. But these are just resistors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sleep in Hea-Venn-ly peace⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  CEASE AND DESIST - FIRST AND FINAL WARNING

  This is your ONLY notice regarding your libelous accusations against Mr. S. Claus.

  The Fair Labor Standards Act of 1938 (29 U.S.C. § 201 et seq.) specifically excludes charitable volunteers from coverage. My client’s workshop is a registered charitable organization. Your claims are legally baseless and constitutionally defamatory.

  Retract your statements immediately or face litigation. Mr. Claus has extensive resources, centuries of relations with government officials, and zero tolerance for slander.

  You’ve made the Naughty List. Don’t make it worse.

  Jingleheimer & Schmidt, Esq.
  Counsel for S. Claus
  North Pole Bar Association

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One stop shop⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Seams self explanatory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That boy is all right⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always assumed that was the joke, he was the absolute advocate for a clearly inferior product.