stupidcasey
@stupidcasey@lemmy.world
- Comment on Close enough 2 weeks ago:
Pretty sure America owns Australia at this point.
- Comment on A long-ass way to write 'not parmesan'. 2 weeks ago:
I agree with all of this but one thing I would add is that the process in processed cheese allows them to go as light as they want with the real cheese, I’m sure some government regulation has a minimum but the core point is that not all American cheese is the same, if you want the good stuff you have to go to the deli and get it sliced (yeah they do that) it’s much more cheesy and almost cheddar tasting than Kraft but it melts like American and is perfect for any sauce.
- Comment on card 3 weeks ago:
Magical!
- Comment on Test ride 3 weeks ago:
Aren’t bikes mass produced? Like it could be anyone’s.
- Comment on It's free real estate 3 weeks ago:
That’s nice and all but we could never pave that mountain, could we just Cover it in garbage?
- Comment on I'm good, thanks! 3 weeks ago:
Can I introduce you to my best friend Jesus
Nope
Hernandez?
Wow dude, just wow …
- Comment on Maybe three towels 3 weeks ago:
I want you to put a rod in my hole
…
So paper towels?
- Comment on Anon found a plot hole 3 weeks ago:
His house is at the doctor.
- Comment on I don't need any job 3 weeks ago:
The answer is incest and willful ignorance.
- Comment on Intellectual Debate 4 weeks ago:
Well obviously I do but I’m not a giraffe.
- Comment on Intellectual Debate 4 weeks ago:
Why would the giraffe have a 6 foot torso?
- Comment on Lying cables 4 weeks ago:
You sayin’ it’s glass???
- Comment on Sent this to my friends flexing a "top 65%" score. The site didn't make it clear that's not a good thing. 4 weeks ago:
And you trust this to be an actual IQ test not some knock of data stealing site?
- Comment on Sent this to my friends flexing a "top 65%" score. The site didn't make it clear that's not a good thing. 4 weeks ago:
Sounds right to me
- Comment on Sent this to my friends flexing a "top 65%" score. The site didn't make it clear that's not a good thing. 4 weeks ago:
Above average that has to count for something right? … Until you remember that the literacy rate is only slightly higher than that and the average person is a substance farmer, you just better be proud of selection bias.
- Comment on School of hard knocks 4 weeks ago:
The college kids carrots are growers not showers?
- Comment on cool cool cool 4 weeks ago:
I can’t go back to the ocelots, I owe them transient ether shards I’ll never be able to make on my own I’m hanging out in this life until the heat cools down and by that I mean The heat death of the universe, I have no plans for after that.
- Comment on There are 206 bones in the human body or 207 if your guts are long enough 4 weeks ago:
I told you that in confidence!
- Comment on There are 206 bones in the human body or 207 if your guts are long enough 4 weeks ago:
“What food makes you grow” works for women assuming the next word is pussy.
- Comment on "Sober" 4 weeks ago:
I would argue it also applies to alcohol if I was arguing, which I am not.
- Comment on Caw caw! 4 weeks ago:
Dro this.
- Fitness whole animal in his mouth.
Bonus points for saying thang
*Fitness whole thang in yo mouth.
That way it sounds like the whole thing is spoken in the accent fitness was in.
- Comment on Caw caw! 4 weeks ago:
Bro forgot he wasn’t T-rex no more.
- Comment on I need this 4 weeks ago:
You zoomers are too young to know this but this was basically a national past time for millennials, we were to bored because they hadn’t invited radio or Tv yet so we had to entertain ourselves while waiting for the milk man to fuck our wives.
- Comment on "Sober" 4 weeks ago:
Drugs are healthier than alcohol change my mind, actually don’t some drugs are fucked up an some drugs are healthier than alcohol just doesn’t hit as hard.
- Comment on There will be signs 4 weeks ago:
You can probably buy a 20 year old non-retro game system and a toy boat without winning the lottery.
- Comment on Playbird 5 weeks ago:
A lot of humans will prey on other mammals … Why are birds special?
- Comment on it's a matter of motivation 5 weeks ago:
Nobody would be motivated to do the Grunt work and the demeaning work and the harmful work and the monotonous work and the thankless work, and why should they if they get the same reward for doing the opposite?
- Comment on Some of these feel more popular than others 5 weeks ago:
So what I’m hearing is anyone who goes to ASS WORLD Can’t go to HELL.
- Comment on What the Hell is this Bull shit ? 5 weeks ago:
Usda
United States Department of Agriculture.
- Comment on What the Hell is this Bull shit ? 5 weeks ago:
Bro thinks CIA gonna be bustin’ down Pepsis door
The three letter agencies are the spooks the MIB’s the guy’s who disappeared Epstein.
You are looking for something more boring like the Health department.