Asafum
@Asafum@feddit.nl
- Comment on Ex-KGB Boss Says Putin Has Videos and Documents That Could Destroy Trump 2 hours ago:
Ennnnnoughhhh…
10 fucking years of this, it’s getting old. Shit or get off the pot already!
I fucking wish they had this kind of shit on Trump, but they’d almost certainly have released it by now.
- Comment on Tried naming the states from memory as a European 3 days ago:
It’s pretty funny that they cut off NYC almost exactly at NYC just slightly south
- Comment on MD = oMega Dumbass 4 days ago:
Bro did you know that just one molecule of H2O has more hydrogen atoms than there are stars in the solar system!? Like woahhhh
- Comment on AnTeRiOr ViEw 👌 1 week ago:
Even Mr. Anterior View thinks this chapter is full of shit
- Comment on GOG’s Freedom To Buy Campaign Gives Away Controversial Games For Free To Protest Censorship 1 week ago:
It’s still up, you have to go to a different website. As of writing this you still have 12 hours
- Comment on Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS 1 week ago:
Hallo by thy pinyer, bail pepr come, as it is in Aldi, and deliver us our produce A-mater.
- Comment on Taste 2 weeks ago:
The mitocorndriog is the powerhouse of the American.
- Comment on Does trump know he cheats at golf? 2 weeks ago:
Ahhh sorry, I was a little dense. If I see relax guy it’s usually used condescendingly so it kinda put me on edge and the rest didn’t register as actual sarcasm. As they say, telling someone to relax often has the opposite effect lol
- Comment on Does trump know he cheats at golf? 2 weeks ago:
Why should I be ok with this?
- Comment on What do you think is the largest number a human can actually grasp / truly comprehend? 2 weeks ago:
“One… Two… Umm … Many … One many… Two many… Many many…”
- Comment on Does trump know he cheats at golf? 2 weeks ago:
This is literally the motto of our entire existence “lately.”
“The only way to get ahead is to be a massive piece of shit. It’s stupid to not be a piece of shit. There are no consequences when you succeed.”
- Comment on bird based storage 2 weeks ago:
Messenger carrier pigeons are back baby! Quick, toss your 401k into Big Bird Co.
- Comment on Who's got the morbs? 2 weeks ago:
Mighty morbin depression rangers all up in this mofo.
- Comment on Descubra algo novo 3 weeks ago:
Always remember to wash and peel your hamburger sliders. Too many pesticides on the bun rind.
- Comment on Elder Scrolls Online devs detail “inhumane” Microsoft layoffs as Xbox expects the “carcass of workers” to “keep shipping award-winning games” 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on People who have been in meetings to determine back to in office policy. What was the discussion like? 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Doing a pack a day 3 weeks ago:
They are amazing as edibles though!
- Comment on Obama admin 'manufactured' intelligence to create 2016 Russian election interference narrative, documents show 3 weeks ago:
That’s not all it was about, that was just one example I happened to remember off the top of my head. I didn’t feel like going back and reading the whole report again to give more examples to be honest.
- Comment on US Labor Department proposes more than 60 rule changes in a push to deregulate workplaces 3 weeks ago:
These people sound absolutely fucking insane…
“We want to make Americans more prosperous! So we cut minimum wage requirements!”
“If there are less safety requirements at your job, something something, and then you’re magically paid more!”
Moron Fox news viewers: “yum yum yum, this sounds delicious and makes all the sense in the world!”
- Comment on Obama admin 'manufactured' intelligence to create 2016 Russian election interference narrative, documents show 3 weeks ago:
There was coordination between members of the campaign (people like Paul manafort). Polling data from swing states was shared with known Russian actors which would help them target areas with “information.”
Again playing with words, Bill Bar jumped out in front of the release of the report to get the media focused on “no collusion no collusion!” and then when the report came out it showed there were some forms of coordination, but because the word collusion wasn’t used the Trump team spun it to sound as if nothing happened. Republicans sure are bent out of shape over a supposedly biased DOJ when it’s a Democrat in office, but this is two Republican administrations one after the other that the DOJ is working for Trump’s personal protection…
- Comment on Obama admin 'manufactured' intelligence to create 2016 Russian election interference narrative, documents show 3 weeks ago:
Fucking scum playing with words… I followed this shit as it was going on and never did anyone try to make the claim that Russia attempted to directly affect voting machines or results…
There’s a world of difference between having “Russian bot farms” pushing out fake stories to help get people to support Trump and Russia directly affecting voting machines… Both of which could be classified as trying to influence the election. So these scumbags use the language of “influence the election” and then point to reports that say there’s no evidence of “directly affecting vote totals” and pull some “Ha! Got ya! Now it’s time to go round up some Democrats and Democrat appointed employees to send to Alligator Auschwitz…”
- Comment on well? 3 weeks ago:
And since you’re in a black hole with your unaffordable rent, you can’t escape it!!!
- Comment on Is it just my area or has this been an insanely humid summer? 3 weeks ago:
I’ve been keeping track of the heat index because I work in a factory with no AC, with the high humidity we’ve had 7 days already over 100°F… 109°F being the highest. Consistently over 90°F though pretty much every day…
Thankfully this week the humidity finally dropped a bit!
- Comment on I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple 3 weeks ago:
Better than pineapple pizza then?
:P
- Comment on I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple 3 weeks ago:
Ok, butt hear me out. Pineapple pizza on assholes!
- Comment on You'd need to calculate the compound interest 3 weeks ago:
It says nothing about interest, just that you’d get a dollar. There would be 5 million years of inflation that devalues that dollar and to top it all off we’d all be dead in 5 million years for roughly around 5 million years lol
- Comment on who up wasting their youth 4 weeks ago:
38*
Youth successfully wasted! I’ve been living in someone’s garage because I’m a failure working in a factory yay!
…yay?
- Comment on Now Microsoft’s Copilot Vision AI can scan everything on your screen 4 weeks ago:
I swear to Christ no one is asking for this invasive shit…
If Microsoft could find a way to monetize it they’d make windows 12 literally kick the user in the genitals every time they moved the mouse…
- Comment on Welcome to her anus 4 weeks ago:
I see the whales, is this close to San Diego? Also known in English as a “whales vagina.”
- Comment on the universe about to have a little minty b 4 weeks ago:
Lol it would be the simulators fault for trying to run the universe on a potato computer!
Just download more ram Mr Simulator!
