Asafum
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- Comment on I think the reason we evolved 5 fingers is so we can carry hot serving dishes farther by alternating which one is in contact with the hot thing. 4 days ago:
We evolved 5 fingers for the discount. There’s no 4 finger discount, only 5. Using the 5 finger discount to acquire food ensured survival for our ancestors and therefore the trait was able to be carried over into future generations.
- Comment on Can you please help me pick a gaming desktop for my son that can run Monster Hunter Wilds? 6 days ago:
As others have said #1 will do the job, but their expectations should be tempered. Even people with extraordinary computers struggle with performance issues with that game specifically. The engine that game was designed on was not made for the type of game they made and it has been struggling since day 1.
I love the game, put many many hours into it, but even with a brand new rebuild that is closer to option #2 but a better processor, slightly worse graphics card, and more memory, my computer struggles a bit with it and I get noticeable performance drops.
- Comment on I see your canal, and raise you a water bridge 6 days ago:
Thankfully that waterway has a bridge so it doesn’t have to get wet crossing the river!
- Comment on Breaking news 1 week ago:
They’re both trans, he just is a bit of a dick and left her dead name as the contact. She was once James Comey and he was once Jane Comey, but after marriage they both transitioned. I’d be curious to see if she changed his dead name as well.
- Comment on Ah yes that's my bad 1 week ago:
I wonder if it’s getting caught up in the use of “was” assuming it’s supposed to be referencing a past time for the question, as in: was 2010 15 years ago (as of some point previous to now)
- Comment on Impossible 1 week ago:
I swear some sci-fi is like this…
30 years into the future: autopilot flying antimatter powered laser cars deliver ice cream created by matter replicators! Personal AGI enabled robotic assistants do everything for us! Special ships warp space to travel infinite distances instantly!
Reality: 30 years into the future we still haven’t learned to stop picking our noses. We still eat plastic. Our cars have “autopilot” and crash into each other.
- Comment on It's really not 1 week ago:
Pass on all the little treats, save tiny bit by tiny bit, and at the end of it all prices shoot up and negate the saving.
Life is “fun.”
- Comment on Rahm Emanuel says Harris was wrong to skip Buttigieg as running mate, failed to 'trust in your gut' 1 week ago:
They’ll blame anything and everything as long as it diverts attention from the issue of wealth inequality driving more and more people to poverty. The Democratic party keeps talking about social justice issues making them lose elections, but that’s because they’re the only “safe” things their donors let them talk about. Can’t talk about money.
- Comment on America’s top companies keep talking about AI — but can’t explain the upsides 2 weeks ago:
“Ok let’s try this another way. I’m going to leave the room and I promise there won’t be any recordings. When I leave just say out loud what the positives are of AI ok?”
(Leaves.)
“I get to fire all my employees and keep all the money for myself!”
- Comment on Who got raptured today? 2 weeks ago:
(in a booming voice from the sky)
“Sorry, the bus already left and I didn’t have enough money to pay for a second trip. Try again next rapture.”
- Comment on Microsoft starts rolling out Gaming Copilot on Windows 11 PCs 2 weeks ago:
“we listened and we know what gamers really want: performance, so go fuck yourself gamers here’s an AI system no one wants to drag you down.”
- Comment on Why fascism? 2 weeks ago:
It’s the natural evolution of unchecked right wing power and greed in a capitalist system, it’s pretty much as far right as you can go. Get the “right” person in power, the right propaganda systems in place, the “right” economic hardships in place and you can easily manipulate enough people to let you become a dictator and even want you to become dictator.
Trick them with excessive nationalistic theater and they believe they’re being “patriots” defending their country from the big bad enemy you’ve made of your political opposition. You cannot allow that opposition to ever regain power that could threaten you so you literally crush them and the machinery that allows them to grasp at power.
- Comment on THIS IS A SHITPOST 2 weeks ago:
We now return to your regularly scheduled shitpost!
- Comment on I Got This Right, Right? 3 weeks ago:
I wish I had it saved since I’m at work and can’t do a good enough search, but yeah the quick search I’m doing now is only pulling up “more political.” Could have been that the article was wrong and has since been corrected.
- Comment on I Got This Right, Right? 3 weeks ago:
I understand what sweep up means… I was saying that’s not what I’d want to be doing and it isn’t what I was attempting to do.
As for useful idiot, you’re literally assuming you know what you claim to be true… Just like you said, what you think or what I think doesn’t matter. I’m not “helping” them by my comment suggesting that we might end up embarrassed if they do end up having actual proof he’s a “left winger.” I’m of the mind that this is unfortunately more likely than not to be the case.
- Comment on I Got This Right, Right? 3 weeks ago:
In an article I read they stated that his parents were supposedly saying he started turning to the left in recent years. Whether that is true or not remains to be seen, but it would at least partially explain his not voting for Republicans and registration as independent.
What background has been proven that he has a history with groypers? The only thing I’ve seen are the bullet engravings, but unfortunately he managed to pick every single meme that could go either way… They all have a history of starting one way and being used in another, even the helldiver’s reference could be a fascist misunderstanding the point of helldiver’s, or a left winger understanding and using it as anti-fascist.
- Comment on I Got This Right, Right? 3 weeks ago:
Why the hell would I want to “sweet up” after them. I even used the term “we’re” to distinguish the fact that I’m not a right winger. I’m simply trying to stick to the only facts we have, I’m not letting what I want to be real get in the way of what reality seems to be.
I’m one of the last people who wants this to be a left wing guy, but I also won’t plug my ears and choose to believe something that might not be true based on some loose connections.
- Comment on I Got This Right, Right? 3 weeks ago:
I think “we’re” going to end up with a lot of egg on our faces the more they investigate. I believe his parents have already told the authorities that “he’s been getting more into left wing ideology in the recent years” so I’m pretty sure its just a matter of time before it’s “proven.”
The only thing people have to go off of now is some tenuous connection to Nick Fuentes that doesn’t seem too solid.
- Comment on Palworld 1.0, Pocketpair and the Future 3 weeks ago:
“In a new patent quickly accepted by the US department of embarrassments Nintendo has secured the rights to the concept of looking at a screen that displays things.”
- Comment on Aged like milk 3 weeks ago:
I think he’s going to live… He’s in critical condition and the absolute worst scum on this earth never die, especially not young.
- Comment on Why is insulting people for their state (Florida) ok, but not gender or race? 3 weeks ago:
It’s not a part of you, it’s not that personal.
It’s sort of like making fun of BMW owners for using their middle finger as a turn signal. All insults are insulting, hence the name, but some are just more acceptable because they’re not really about a part of you as a person.
- Comment on Barely sustainable 4 weeks ago:
Shit… I can’t eat this pizza because I don’t have another box to open!
- Comment on Nintendogs 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on [Eagle screech] 4 weeks ago:
Even our eagle stole from someone else… Its trademark “screech” you hear on TV is a red-tailed hawk. Apparently eagles have a more “chattering” sounding call.
- Comment on Trump’s pick to lead Bureau of Labor Statistics ran Twitter account with sexually degrading, bigoted attacks 4 weeks ago:
“CNN obtained a copy of his resume and found it was simply a collection of his twitter posts about Kamala Harris and praising Trump.”
- Comment on Love when they shit post 4 weeks ago:
I always laugh at the absurd confidence it has when being wrong… A while ago I was messing with chat gpt asking it for upgrade suggestions for a weapon in a game to see what knowledge it had of the game. It absolutely knew names, but it kept saying “here’s a suggestion go from xyz(my great sword) and upgrade it to abc(a longsword)”
“…Ok, but the name you gave me is not a greatsword.”
“Oh yes, thank you for your correction! Here’s another suggestion (a bow).”
“That’s not a greatsword either.”
“You’re right! Thank you again for your correction! Here’s another suggestion (another longsword)”
“That’s a longsword again.”
“Thank you for your patience! After your corrections I finally have arrived at the correct answer! Names (a bow)”
Lol at least they were all real names from the game I was playing I guess.
- Comment on Didn’t you read the sign? 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Salesforce CEO Says AI Enabled Him To Cut 4,000 Jobs 5 weeks ago:
I wonder what the evolution of the “we’re Job Creators™©®” bullshit argument will be to protect the unfair system we live in now that they’re boasting about doing literally the opposite…
- Comment on I'll take care of it Alfred 1 month ago:
Ahhh ok, just checking!
- Comment on I'll take care of it Alfred 1 month ago:
