Asafum
@Asafum@feddit.nl
- Comment on Descubra algo novo 1 day ago:
Always remember to wash and peel your hamburger sliders. Too many pesticides on the bun rind.
- Comment on Elder Scrolls Online devs detail “inhumane” Microsoft layoffs as Xbox expects the “carcass of workers” to “keep shipping award-winning games” 2 days ago:
- Comment on People who have been in meetings to determine back to in office policy. What was the discussion like? 2 days ago:
- Comment on Doing a pack a day 2 days ago:
They are amazing as edibles though!
- Comment on Obama admin 'manufactured' intelligence to create 2016 Russian election interference narrative, documents show 2 days ago:
That’s not all it was about, that was just one example I happened to remember off the top of my head. I didn’t feel like going back and reading the whole report again to give more examples to be honest.
- Comment on US Labor Department proposes more than 60 rule changes in a push to deregulate workplaces 3 days ago:
These people sound absolutely fucking insane…
“We want to make Americans more prosperous! So we cut minimum wage requirements!”
“If there are less safety requirements at your job, something something, and then you’re magically paid more!”
Moron Fox news viewers: “yum yum yum, this sounds delicious and makes all the sense in the world!”
- Comment on Obama admin 'manufactured' intelligence to create 2016 Russian election interference narrative, documents show 3 days ago:
There was coordination between members of the campaign (people like Paul manafort). Polling data from swing states was shared with known Russian actors which would help them target areas with “information.”
Again playing with words, Bill Bar jumped out in front of the release of the report to get the media focused on “no collusion no collusion!” and then when the report came out it showed there were some forms of coordination, but because the word collusion wasn’t used the Trump team spun it to sound as if nothing happened. Republicans sure are bent out of shape over a supposedly biased DOJ when it’s a Democrat in office, but this is two Republican administrations one after the other that the DOJ is working for Trump’s personal protection…
- Comment on Obama admin 'manufactured' intelligence to create 2016 Russian election interference narrative, documents show 3 days ago:
Fucking scum playing with words… I followed this shit as it was going on and never did anyone try to make the claim that Russia attempted to directly affect voting machines or results…
There’s a world of difference between having “Russian bot farms” pushing out fake stories to help get people to support Trump and Russia directly affecting voting machines… Both of which could be classified as trying to influence the election. So these scumbags use the language of “influence the election” and then point to reports that say there’s no evidence of “directly affecting vote totals” and pull some “Ha! Got ya! Now it’s time to go round up some Democrats and Democrat appointed employees to send to Alligator Auschwitz…”
- Comment on well? 4 days ago:
And since you’re in a black hole with your unaffordable rent, you can’t escape it!!!
- Comment on Is it just my area or has this been an insanely humid summer? 4 days ago:
I’ve been keeping track of the heat index because I work in a factory with no AC, with the high humidity we’ve had 7 days already over 100°F… 109°F being the highest. Consistently over 90°F though pretty much every day…
Thankfully this week the humidity finally dropped a bit!
- Comment on I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple 1 week ago:
Better than pineapple pizza then?
:P
- Comment on I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple 1 week ago:
Ok, butt hear me out. Pineapple pizza on assholes!
- Comment on You'd need to calculate the compound interest 1 week ago:
It says nothing about interest, just that you’d get a dollar. There would be 5 million years of inflation that devalues that dollar and to top it all off we’d all be dead in 5 million years for roughly around 5 million years lol
- Comment on who up wasting their youth 1 week ago:
38*
Youth successfully wasted! I’ve been living in someone’s garage because I’m a failure working in a factory yay!
…yay?
- Comment on Now Microsoft’s Copilot Vision AI can scan everything on your screen 1 week ago:
I swear to Christ no one is asking for this invasive shit…
If Microsoft could find a way to monetize it they’d make windows 12 literally kick the user in the genitals every time they moved the mouse…
- Comment on Welcome to her anus 1 week ago:
I see the whales, is this close to San Diego? Also known in English as a “whales vagina.”
- Comment on the universe about to have a little minty b 1 week ago:
Lol it would be the simulators fault for trying to run the universe on a potato computer!
Just download more ram Mr Simulator!
- Comment on How come nobody does anything about North Korea? 1 week ago:
It seems as though unfortunately any people with the capacity for empathy never end up in positions of real power… :(
- Comment on Microsoft shares $500M in AI savings internally days after cutting 9,000 jobs 2 weeks ago:
“savings”
Microsoft executives: time for a $500 million raise! We deserve it for increasing efficiency!
- Comment on VC behind ‘996’ work culture debate says 5-day weeks won't build billion-dollar startups 2 weeks ago:
Oh oh oh, they have one for this!
“HaRd WoRk DoEs NoT EqUaL VaLuAbLe WoRk!!”
- Comment on 32, f. Are there any dating sites that are actually free and don't suddenly force me to pay to actually use the site? 3 weeks ago:
While I understand what you’re saying, Okcupid was way better before match group bought it. They could make money and still have a useful website.
Sometimes it’s simply greed. :(
- Comment on Hmmm who could it possibly be? 3 weeks ago:
What the actual fuck… I need to find someone who is deeply familiar with the types of jobs a person could have.
If you told me “chocolate technology specialist” was a thing, I’d have probably gone to college for it. Instead I’m stuck in a factory, just dreaming about chocolate… And then going home and eating it lol
- Comment on Is anyone else not feeling that patriotic for July 4? 3 weeks ago:
On top of that fireworks are pretty bad for everything and those with PTSD.
My coworkers dog would thank you very much as well for not shooting off fireworks. He said he usually drives out of town for a few hours until it dies down because his dog gets terrified :(
- Comment on Nobodywantstoworkanymore!! 3 weeks ago:
“Market forces will encourage businesses owners to adjust wages to compete for workers.”
“LALALALALALALA! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! NO ONE WANTS TO WORK! LALALALALA!”
“if an employer cannot attract labor they will be compelled to increase compensation out of self interest.”
“HARD WORK ISNT VALUABLE WORK!! LAZY KIDS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!!! GOVERNMENT I NEED YOU TO CUT HEALTHCARE!!”
- Comment on Subnautica's Original Creators Have Been Removed From Unknown Worlds "Effective Immediately", As Krafton Makes Concerning Leadership Changes 3 weeks ago:
Ah yes the song of our times: concerning leadership changes.
- Comment on So if we're just good with careening into fascism 2.0 what does the future look like? 3 weeks ago:
We’re already at the thoughtcrime stage…
Funny how Republicans online were the ones crying about that, but now they’re salivating at the idea of deporting Mamdani for the crime of being a socialist. Can’t have those political opinions, that’s wrongthink!
- Comment on So if we're just good with careening into fascism 2.0 what does the future look like? 3 weeks ago:
So I actually just kinda answered this as a “joke” in another thread, but essentially:
The future: fascists, racist robots, billionaires, more fascists, bombing civilians, cutting science funding, the earth is on fire, more fascists, cutting HIV study funding, more racist robots, gutting artistic employment, more billionaires, fried donuts.
- Comment on Me if I had th emoney 3 weeks ago:
Lol 3 heads of romaine lettuce @ $5 to last the week and a family pack of chicken breast @ $10-13 that provides lunch all week and dinner some nights. 1 large tomato and a Vidalia onion for the week as well not sure of the price. I think for the dish itself it can’t be more than a few dollars. I cut up one breast into small pieces and bake that for the salads.
So I lied, not grilled, baked lol don’t know why I wrote grilled.
- Comment on rinse 3 weeks ago:
We’re all just, like, balls in the Baja blast of life man.
- Comment on Me if I had th emoney 3 weeks ago:
I’ve “grown up” and cook my own food, rarely eat microwave ready meals, and have even incorporated much more salad and vegetables into my diet to the point that some nights a salad with grilled chicken is dinner.
The chocolate milk stays forever.
