Asafum
@Asafum@feddit.nl
- Comment on Breaking News! 2 weeks ago:
Why is he talking about the size of his own penis in that image though?
I guess he’s bragging about how much Waldo envied him?
- Comment on Ok, boomer 2 weeks ago:
Decades ago my stepmother did this in front of her 8 year old daughter… I was like, ok you’ll be dead, and you don’t need to care about me as your stepson, but what about her?
Ughh… Now her and my dad are MAGA…
- Comment on What are some good uses the new ballroom can have after the Trump regime is over? 2 weeks ago:
I’m fairly convinced he’s building it because he has no intention of his regime being over. It will be passed down to his son as the next Reichful ruler. :/
- Comment on They need to bring you in to feel their power over you 2 weeks ago:
“Everything is going great on its own without my input so I need you to all be inconvenienced so I can look like I’m having an impact!”
- Comment on AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright 2 weeks ago:
You know this bed is great and all, but what it’s really missing is a mandatory connection to the Internet!
…jfc
- Comment on Not changing anytime soon 2 weeks ago:
Cold, and hot/humid lol we get the “best” of everything… Below freezing winters and ~95°F 70%RH summers
- Comment on Is there any way the average American can insulate themselves from the AI bubble bursting? 2 weeks ago:
people who don’t even seem to invest are the ones worrying about it. I can’t help but wonder why that is.
If I had to guess it’s probably because those people, like OP and myself, have very limited funds so losing that investment is losing “everything” and putting them back to having nothing.
Having a very inadequate income makes losing your investments tremendously impactful as you know it will take many many many years just to get close to whatever level of investment you had before. We’re counting on years of growth to make it something worthwhile, but if we get kicked back to nothing then by the time we catch back up to where we were the amount of time left to invest and grow is so much shorter.
- Comment on Not changing anytime soon 2 weeks ago:
I had an advertisement dropped into my mailbox for a local house up for sale for $1.7 million
I rent a fucking garage “apartment”… They put that ad in the mailbox that is attached to that garage…
Ya got me, I just like cosplaying as poor. I chose to live in a garage for fun…
- Comment on Well do you? 2 weeks ago:
They might have fingered, but that’s probably as far as they could get.
- Comment on Who wants a merkin? 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Discuss 3 weeks ago:
I’ll make it even better! Chocolate, peanut butter, and a sprinkle of salt
- Comment on Grab your pitchforks 3 weeks ago:
“I said key lime pie not a kiwi pie!”
“…no, no, that’s fine I’m still going to eat it.”
- Comment on Why does the GOP think “ANTIFA” is bad? 4 weeks ago:
Antifa has been branded by the GOP as a group that does not follow a specific ideology purely focused on fascism, they’ve been marked as a “dangerous, violent, leftist (important point) group.”
The politicians are using the antifa boogyman as a political tool and the MAGA supporters are just opposing a group they see as “leftist terrorists.” In their eyes it has nothing to do with any kind of “legitimate” resistance to fascism so they’ll outright reject the notion that being against Antifa means your for fascism.
They’ve been conditioned to absolutely loath anyone on the left with the most pure burning hatred, so in using the qualifier “leftist” in their description they invoke the thought terminating process, leftist means you hate them without thought, and antifa is now a label you can put on anyone you want to persecute. The “base” may have been conditioned to despise “the left,” but I think we’re still at the point where the right can’t simply say “we’re arresting them because they’re Democrats” so they need this “dangerous terrorist group” to exist as the enemy.
- Comment on Purrfect Diagram 4 weeks ago:
Cats already like heat, but on entering the atmosphere they convert to their liquid form and their heat capacity increases greatly! Since they’re now liquid the impact doesn’t affect them as much either! Cats really are amazing.
- Comment on Purrfect Diagram 4 weeks ago:
This is perfect because at first glance you’d think wow that’s a heavy cat, it broke the roof!
In reality though it’s a normal weight cat that has been traveling through space at 40,000mph and rocketed through the atmosphere crashing into the roof.
- Comment on Do you think he knows? He's gotta know. 4 weeks ago:
Stephen Miller is the current deputy chief of staff for the US, but he’s basically a mix of a wannabe Joseph Goebbels and a vampire. He is essentially hatred personified, a real scumbags scumbag.
- Comment on I think the reason we evolved 5 fingers is so we can carry hot serving dishes farther by alternating which one is in contact with the hot thing. 5 weeks ago:
We evolved 5 fingers for the discount. There’s no 4 finger discount, only 5. Using the 5 finger discount to acquire food ensured survival for our ancestors and therefore the trait was able to be carried over into future generations.
- Comment on Can you please help me pick a gaming desktop for my son that can run Monster Hunter Wilds? 5 weeks ago:
As others have said #1 will do the job, but their expectations should be tempered. Even people with extraordinary computers struggle with performance issues with that game specifically. The engine that game was designed on was not made for the type of game they made and it has been struggling since day 1.
I love the game, put many many hours into it, but even with a brand new rebuild that is closer to option #2 but a better processor, slightly worse graphics card, and more memory, my computer struggles a bit with it and I get noticeable performance drops.
- Comment on I see your canal, and raise you a water bridge 5 weeks ago:
Thankfully that waterway has a bridge so it doesn’t have to get wet crossing the river!
- Comment on Breaking news 5 weeks ago:
They’re both trans, he just is a bit of a dick and left her dead name as the contact. She was once James Comey and he was once Jane Comey, but after marriage they both transitioned. I’d be curious to see if she changed his dead name as well.
- Comment on Ah yes that's my bad 1 month ago:
I wonder if it’s getting caught up in the use of “was” assuming it’s supposed to be referencing a past time for the question, as in: was 2010 15 years ago (as of some point previous to now)
- Comment on Impossible 1 month ago:
I swear some sci-fi is like this…
30 years into the future: autopilot flying antimatter powered laser cars deliver ice cream created by matter replicators! Personal AGI enabled robotic assistants do everything for us! Special ships warp space to travel infinite distances instantly!
Reality: 30 years into the future we still haven’t learned to stop picking our noses. We still eat plastic. Our cars have “autopilot” and crash into each other.
- Comment on It's really not 1 month ago:
Pass on all the little treats, save tiny bit by tiny bit, and at the end of it all prices shoot up and negate the saving.
Life is “fun.”
- Comment on Rahm Emanuel says Harris was wrong to skip Buttigieg as running mate, failed to 'trust in your gut' 1 month ago:
They’ll blame anything and everything as long as it diverts attention from the issue of wealth inequality driving more and more people to poverty. The Democratic party keeps talking about social justice issues making them lose elections, but that’s because they’re the only “safe” things their donors let them talk about. Can’t talk about money.
- Comment on America’s top companies keep talking about AI — but can’t explain the upsides 1 month ago:
“Ok let’s try this another way. I’m going to leave the room and I promise there won’t be any recordings. When I leave just say out loud what the positives are of AI ok?”
(Leaves.)
“I get to fire all my employees and keep all the money for myself!”
- Comment on Who got raptured today? 1 month ago:
(in a booming voice from the sky)
“Sorry, the bus already left and I didn’t have enough money to pay for a second trip. Try again next rapture.”
- Comment on Microsoft starts rolling out Gaming Copilot on Windows 11 PCs 1 month ago:
“we listened and we know what gamers really want: performance, so go fuck yourself gamers here’s an AI system no one wants to drag you down.”
- Comment on Why fascism? 1 month ago:
It’s the natural evolution of unchecked right wing power and greed in a capitalist system, it’s pretty much as far right as you can go. Get the “right” person in power, the right propaganda systems in place, the “right” economic hardships in place and you can easily manipulate enough people to let you become a dictator and even want you to become dictator.
Trick them with excessive nationalistic theater and they believe they’re being “patriots” defending their country from the big bad enemy you’ve made of your political opposition. You cannot allow that opposition to ever regain power that could threaten you so you literally crush them and the machinery that allows them to grasp at power.
- Comment on THIS IS A SHITPOST 1 month ago:
We now return to your regularly scheduled shitpost!
- Comment on I Got This Right, Right? 1 month ago:
I wish I had it saved since I’m at work and can’t do a good enough search, but yeah the quick search I’m doing now is only pulling up “more political.” Could have been that the article was wrong and has since been corrected.
