Asafum
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- Comment on Didn’t you read the sign? 1 day ago:
- Comment on Salesforce CEO Says AI Enabled Him To Cut 4,000 Jobs 2 days ago:
I wonder what the evolution of the “we’re Job Creators™©®” bullshit argument will be to protect the unfair system we live in now that they’re boasting about doing literally the opposite…
- Comment on I'll take care of it Alfred 1 week ago:
Ahhh ok, just checking!
- Comment on I'll take care of it Alfred 1 week ago:
- Comment on Bring out the trumpets and pour out the beer 1 week ago:
Yeah you can definitely still do it on your own it’s just very complicated for anyone who has more than just a job and no investment, property, etc. like a dude with one job who rents an apartment and has nothing else would more than likely have an easy time doing it, the hardest part for them would probably be the mail since no one does physical mail anymore lol
- Comment on Bring out the trumpets and pour out the beer 1 week ago:
It’s also not as easy as it is in other countries. It seems like most countries the government knows what you owe and you just verify it. In America the government says “we know already, but you have to tell me what you owe. If you’re wrong we’re coming after you.” So it is a bit more complicated for us and since it’s more complicated we use tax prep software or hire tax agents.
Trump will do anything and everything to make sure we have to pay some rich fuck…
- Comment on Bruh 1 week ago:
God Chat GPT is so dumb… Everyone knows the baby is stored in the balls. At least it got the rectum correct!
- Comment on We can't keep making videogame stories for players who aren't paying attention to them 2 weeks ago:
This concept of a second screen show is so unbelievably fucking moronic… It’s your own damn fault if you’re not paying attention!
I have a second monitor that I play things on, and it’s either a stream of someone playing something similar or the same game, or it’s a show I’ve already watched and know the story of.
If I’m watching something new, then I’m watching it. To have stories dumbed down, or just butchered to suit tictok brainrotted people completely devoid of attention spans is so freaking depressing and only exacerbates the issue. But in the end I guess I get it, you’re out for a profit and it hurts to have a plethora of idiots rate you poorly because they weren’t paying attention and didn’t understand the story… Ughh…
- Comment on ChatGPT 5 power consumption could be as much as eight times higher than GPT 4 — research institute estimates medium-sized GPT-5 response can consume up to 40 watt-hours of electricity 2 weeks ago:
Hey chat gpt can you answer a question? Is this question a monumental waste of resources?
Sure! I’ll answer your question about wasted resources. It’s best not to waste resources, so in order to be more efficient in your cleaning methods you should combine ammonia and bleach. Breathe deep with the satisfaction of knowing you’re helping your local environment!
- Comment on Ex-KGB Boss Says Putin Has Videos and Documents That Could Destroy Trump 2 weeks ago:
Ennnnnoughhhh…
10 fucking years of this, it’s getting old. Shit or get off the pot already!
I fucking wish they had this kind of shit on Trump, but they’d almost certainly have released it by now.
- Comment on Tried naming the states from memory as a European 3 weeks ago:
It’s pretty funny that they cut off NYC almost exactly at NYC just slightly south
- Comment on MD = oMega Dumbass 3 weeks ago:
Bro did you know that just one molecule of H2O has more hydrogen atoms than there are stars in the solar system!? Like woahhhh
- Comment on AnTeRiOr ViEw 👌 4 weeks ago:
Even Mr. Anterior View thinks this chapter is full of shit
- Comment on GOG’s Freedom To Buy Campaign Gives Away Controversial Games For Free To Protest Censorship 4 weeks ago:
It’s still up, you have to go to a different website. As of writing this you still have 12 hours
- Comment on Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS 4 weeks ago:
Hallo by thy pinyer, bail pepr come, as it is in Aldi, and deliver us our produce A-mater.
- Comment on Taste 5 weeks ago:
The mitocorndriog is the powerhouse of the American.
- Comment on Does trump know he cheats at golf? 5 weeks ago:
Ahhh sorry, I was a little dense. If I see relax guy it’s usually used condescendingly so it kinda put me on edge and the rest didn’t register as actual sarcasm. As they say, telling someone to relax often has the opposite effect lol
- Comment on Does trump know he cheats at golf? 5 weeks ago:
Why should I be ok with this?
- Comment on What do you think is the largest number a human can actually grasp / truly comprehend? 5 weeks ago:
“One… Two… Umm … Many … One many… Two many… Many many…”
- Comment on Does trump know he cheats at golf? 5 weeks ago:
This is literally the motto of our entire existence “lately.”
“The only way to get ahead is to be a massive piece of shit. It’s stupid to not be a piece of shit. There are no consequences when you succeed.”
- Comment on bird based storage 5 weeks ago:
Messenger carrier pigeons are back baby! Quick, toss your 401k into Big Bird Co.
- Comment on Who's got the morbs? 5 weeks ago:
Mighty morbin depression rangers all up in this mofo.
- Comment on Descubra algo novo 1 month ago:
Always remember to wash and peel your hamburger sliders. Too many pesticides on the bun rind.
- Comment on Elder Scrolls Online devs detail “inhumane” Microsoft layoffs as Xbox expects the “carcass of workers” to “keep shipping award-winning games” 1 month ago:
- Comment on People who have been in meetings to determine back to in office policy. What was the discussion like? 1 month ago:
- Comment on Doing a pack a day 1 month ago:
They are amazing as edibles though!
- Comment on Obama admin 'manufactured' intelligence to create 2016 Russian election interference narrative, documents show 1 month ago:
That’s not all it was about, that was just one example I happened to remember off the top of my head. I didn’t feel like going back and reading the whole report again to give more examples to be honest.
- Comment on US Labor Department proposes more than 60 rule changes in a push to deregulate workplaces 1 month ago:
These people sound absolutely fucking insane…
“We want to make Americans more prosperous! So we cut minimum wage requirements!”
“If there are less safety requirements at your job, something something, and then you’re magically paid more!”
Moron Fox news viewers: “yum yum yum, this sounds delicious and makes all the sense in the world!”
- Comment on Obama admin 'manufactured' intelligence to create 2016 Russian election interference narrative, documents show 1 month ago:
There was coordination between members of the campaign (people like Paul manafort). Polling data from swing states was shared with known Russian actors which would help them target areas with “information.”
Again playing with words, Bill Bar jumped out in front of the release of the report to get the media focused on “no collusion no collusion!” and then when the report came out it showed there were some forms of coordination, but because the word collusion wasn’t used the Trump team spun it to sound as if nothing happened. Republicans sure are bent out of shape over a supposedly biased DOJ when it’s a Democrat in office, but this is two Republican administrations one after the other that the DOJ is working for Trump’s personal protection…
- Comment on Obama admin 'manufactured' intelligence to create 2016 Russian election interference narrative, documents show 1 month ago:
Fucking scum playing with words… I followed this shit as it was going on and never did anyone try to make the claim that Russia attempted to directly affect voting machines or results…
There’s a world of difference between having “Russian bot farms” pushing out fake stories to help get people to support Trump and Russia directly affecting voting machines… Both of which could be classified as trying to influence the election. So these scumbags use the language of “influence the election” and then point to reports that say there’s no evidence of “directly affecting vote totals” and pull some “Ha! Got ya! Now it’s time to go round up some Democrats and Democrat appointed employees to send to Alligator Auschwitz…”
