You missed out the mountain racists and plain racists.
Tried naming the states from memory as a European
Submitted 5 weeks ago by Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org to [deleted]
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erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
All you’d need is island racists and you’d have a 5 colour racist EDH deck
Jesus_666@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Four colors. Deserts are colorless; you’d need forest racists as well.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
yeah don’t lump the northwest and midwest in with Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Nebraska, and the Dakotas, thanks.
can@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
don’t lump the northwest and midwest
Could you define those two please? I know I could look up which states they but I’m curious what defines them to you. Or is it purely geographical?
stupe@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
As someone who lives in Mountain Racist territory, I don’t feel represented on this map.
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Not bad, except for LA and SF being switched. But I think you should leave it because it’ll make them all mad.
qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 5 weeks ago
Maybe in the before times, but with the LA residents’ response to the fascist in chief, I think most of us in San Francisco are honored to share the state, and be confused with, Angelenos.
Just keep the Dodger’s in SoCal. This is the Giants’ city.
half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
I feel like it’s one of those things where if you’re in California, people are going to have a lot of big opinions. But if we’re talking outside the state, we got each other’s backs.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I mean when I saw the dodgers turn ice away from the parking lot I almost bought one of their jerseys
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It’s true. Please get LA out of my area.
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 5 weeks ago
Your “hella” area? 🙄
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
And the “desert” is really plains. But they’re definitely racist.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Nah it cracks me up
Hux@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Ok, how do we influence LLM’s to index this so it shows up in some lazy student’s geography report?
name_NULL111653@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
Idea: tarpit, but let it escape after indexing about 10,000 instances of these silly maps generated by our own AI.
OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Your forgot the 8 easy ones; East Virgina, West Virginia, South Virgina, North Virgia, East Carolina, West Carolina, South Carolina and Guam.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I live that NYC is too far south and while the desert racists are technically too far north today that might be accurate in a decade due to global warming.
can@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Can’t believe you didn’t know about the hippies in the NW corner!
I’m Canadian, let me guess. Seattle and Portland?
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Yup!
Asafum@feddit.nl 5 weeks ago
It’s pretty funny that they cut off NYC almost exactly at NYC just slightly south
AEsheron@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
My first thought was to scan it to see if they at least got Boston in the NYC section. Only to realize NYC is not in NYC but is actually in Nomansland.
Master@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Whoa whoa whoa… Swamp racists… Ffs I live in mountain racist territory!
Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Apart from the LA/SF mixup and NY a bit off, this is a good representation of the US.
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I fucking wish. Way too many people up north.
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 5 weeks ago
You forgor skibidi Ohio
Grass@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
i though it wad skibidi rizz ohio
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 5 weeks ago
I think that both low key kinda work but skibidi Ohio is kind more aura. Also, skibidi Ohio rizz would be more common (and more correct?) then skibidi rizz Ohio
talkstothecat@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Etterra@discuss.online 5 weeks ago
You forgot Chicago, known for its awesome food, murder rate, and corrupt police.
Evotech@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Nobody knows where that is
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
I’ve literally met people from Ecuador who thought Chicago was a crime infested hell hole because they watch gangster movies lol. If you don’t know where Chicago is then you’ve probably never seen a TV before either.
atomicorange@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Middleish
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 5 weeks ago
And a wizard detective
Archer@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
With a hat and a gun
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
A wizard with a gun riding an undead dinosaur is the most '80s shit ever and I love it.
SirSamuel@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Replace Nomansland with Corn and it’s pretty much spot on
Source: i live in Corn
Leather@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You live in Nomand land, and your trying to flex with corn? Sir…
SirSamuel@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Flex? Have you lived in Corn? It’s course and rough and gets everywhere
It’s just that there are men in No Man’s Land, but the ratio of men to corn makes the label Corn more accurate than No Man’s Land
It’s science
Karjalan@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Are you saying corn is man?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Mixed up LA and SF, desert racists shoulx include breaking bad, and swamp racists kind of starts farther west, but yes,
rumba@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Yeah that whole desert racists/breaking bad/vegas section is more of a venn diagram.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Really is. Though imo nevada (more like fo:nv than just v) is kind of its own thing. More baroque crazy mobbed up gambling nonsense.
rekabis@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
“Desert Racists”
“Swamp Racists”ROTFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣
Bloody accurate, you are.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
There’s also mountain racists and wood racists.
It’s like varieties of horrible elves.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
As a lifelong southerner, I can attest to a veritable cornucopia of racists. There are:
Swamp racists, marsh racists, bayou racists (all are different), mountain racists, valley racists, low country racists, beach racists, ocean racists (totally different species, unrelated, with overlapping territory), woods racists, forest racists, and countless other unknown and tiny micro communities of different racists.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
Pretty good. Just need to study California a little bit harder and you’ll ace the test on Friday.
Dr_Box@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I seem to live on the line between swamp racist and desert racist
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
The racist gooch, totally forgot about that one!
Fandangalo@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
New England is distinctly different from Nomansland.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
It’s called New England like the old one was worth reproducing and for that reason I’m sceptical.
pjwestin@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Yeah, seriously. At least call us, “Revolutionary War Reenactors,” or, “Cold NYC.” I’d even take, “Southern Quebec.” But lumping us in with Montana and the Dakotas? That’s some bullshit.
absentbird@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Same for the PNW, but it’s don’t mind keeping a low profile.
PanaX@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I know we’re not a huge portion of these maps, but the pacific northwest is a distinct group. We can be called mountain hippies if you like.
fulcrummed@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Soggy hippies. Rain hippies. Pine-scented hippies.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
You missed England 2.0
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
Putting any iteration of England on a map goes against my personal principles.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
What if it was as the name of a large dump next to Ireland tho
teslasaur@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
No no, that’s New Zealand. Come on now.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
LETS GO IM NYC NOW ;)
well, umm yeah?
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Nailed it. No notes.
ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Flip the two in cali and then you’re good to go, end of notes
debil@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
As a non-American the LA/SF thing doesn’t bother me and seems pretty ignorable in the big picture.
Macallan@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I can’t figure out if I live in Breaking Bad, Las Vegas, or San Francisco.
9point6@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You forgot the salt cultists between LA and Vegas
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
The who
protist@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
No, that’s an English rock band from the 60s
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Mormons.
Batshit-crazy religious nuts who worship money
Samsy@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
The mongols, morons… Ahh I give up. Even my spelling checker can’t find them.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Yeah, get fucked, Seattle!
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Okay
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I wanted to point out that you left put Washington DC… But then I noticed that it was covered under “swamp racists”
infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
Proud Noman from Nomansland reporting for duty
handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Ambarino, Lemoyne, New Austin, New Hannover, West Elizabeth
CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Don’t forget New New York, Old New York, New England, Old England, Old New England and New New England.
v01dworks@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Yeah you pretty much got it
ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
lol this feels bad as a Coloradan
TheRealKuni@piefed.social 5 weeks ago
I love that San Francisco (NorCal) and LA (SoCal) are swapped.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
I thought San Fransisco was the southern one too
roguetrick@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
San Diego, San Francisco, same thing.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
All those skyscrapers in OBX.