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- Comment on Plumbing Supply Store doesn't want to hear, "Oh that's so long I don't think I can take it all" 2 days ago:
Image Are we seriously not doing phrasing any more?
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 2 days ago:
Grew up beekeeper, did not have one of these.
- Comment on A story-rich open-world FPS with Max Payne and Cyberpunk 2077 vibes? All right, you have my attention, No Law 4 days ago:
Wake up babe, new MindsEye dropping.
- Comment on Hot Mouse Ass 6 days ago:
- Comment on don't tell the cable company about the splitter 1 week ago:
Every other time you dropped it but nothing ever happened to it, and it’s still in your parents basement collecting dust.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 1 week ago:
Little devil on my shoulder screaming “Reply All: *You’re”
- Comment on It's so annoying 1 week ago:
The Policy: “Are you sure you don’t not want for us to not not share all your data with third party advertisers?” The Options: Not Disagree | Don’t Agree
- Comment on Have you noticed the new way of promoting horrible food by telling you it has lots of protein 2 weeks ago:
Granny smoked Menthols, these are Matcha.
- Comment on Obama's got jokes 2 weeks ago:
“How many Nobel peace prizes does it take to keep a president from extrajudicially killing Americans?” Obama: “At least 2”
- Comment on At this point it might be the wisest decision 3 weeks ago:
But but 🌈
- Comment on Not the time, Marilyn 4 weeks ago:
::Skyler White enters the chat::
- Comment on Please no, just stop 1 month ago:
Copilot: Summarize this email? The email: 3PM works for me.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
My response every time a foreign born billionaire promises to fix transportation in my country with a billion dollar tax payer funded project for AI powered pneumatic tubes or some bullshit:
- Comment on American public transit 1 month ago:
The fact that the route has public transit and walkable options narrows it down to a handful of American cities.
- Comment on Some are too young to understand 2 months ago:
Did HDDs stop existing? Someone tell my NAS.
- Comment on Tell me why! 2 months ago:
What happened to USB-A and USB-B?
- Comment on I can't find a single decent bedtime story online. 90% of the articles are AI slop. 2 months ago:
Here’s one from my childhood. Enjoy! Der Struwwelpeter (Project Gutenberg)
- Comment on Do you recognize this guy playing video games? 2 months ago:
Lol he has an Empire of the Sun poster on his wall.
- Comment on Microsoft doing shady Microsoft stuff again 2 months ago:
Most users I know can’t distinguish Edge from Chrome any longer. I have to ask them to look for the Copilot symbol to differentiate the two.
- Comment on GTA V was released on this day, 12 years ago 2 months ago:
You mean you didn’t buy it four more times for various platforms over the years? Wow, that’s impressive 👏 Do you do that with all games?
- Comment on Like a heart 3 months ago:
I figured it was similar to the left and right Twix packaging from a while back
- Comment on How long do we have before PCs get locked bootloaders and corporations ban installation of "non-approved" software? (for context: Google is restricting sideloading worldwide on Android ETA 2027) 3 months ago:
Windows machines make great Linux devices. Hope your gf likes her new Ubuntu laptop :)
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Nah, I know I’m poor. I suggest the cut off is between purchasing economy and comfort+ seats for a flight. /s
- Comment on How long do we have before PCs get locked bootloaders and corporations ban installation of "non-approved" software? (for context: Google is restricting sideloading worldwide on Android ETA 2027) 3 months ago:
Now? Doesn’t M$ still release the “S” mode version of Windows that only allow downloads via their “official App Store”?
- Comment on Applies to many things. Not just religion 3 months ago:
Also Science: “everything revolves around the earth and if you say different we‘ll burn you”
- Comment on Happy Labor Day 3 months ago:
Me, climbing up out of the weekday pit of despair directly into the weekend pit of despair.
- Comment on Can you share 3 months ago:
In, out, in, out, select, start
- Comment on And they even get a seizure when you take their ipads away 3 months ago:
It’s when it’s A, B, then C with subway surfers on full blast for the rest of the meal then yeah the vibe sucks and I wish I wasn’t sitting near your kid.
- Comment on I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate 3 months ago:
- may not apply while operating a motor vehicle (someone cuts me off I’m goin off on their fit) /s
- Comment on Memories. And we thought it could never get any better than this 3 months ago:
Yes, thankfully now M$ serves ads in the start screen, priorities cloud saves over the bare metal on the machines s/hdd, captures images of every task a user performs, and controls when the user can use the PC through automatic updates. The future is 🤩
