I can't find a single decent bedtime story online. 90% of the articles are AI slop.

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• Robin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Go to a library

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  • s@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m finding the same results online using the library’s computer

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  • Berad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    While libraries are good, they are not always open, convenient, or have what you are looking for. Project Gutenberg - fairy tales

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Have you tried buying a book and reading it yourself to the kids?

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• reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Check Anna’s Archive. If you’ve got a story or two in mind you can find almost anything.

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• ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  In this meme, the cat is reading a book called “Korean cuisine” to a dog. Thats fucked up on many levels.

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  • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bro the book has a picture of a dog in a pot too.

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  do we not have millions of bedtime stories written through history at this point? just pick a random book and read that

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Random book: Ulysses

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  • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I seem to recall a real snoozefest about a guy named Warren Peese.

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  • dukeofdummies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah bit what they’re saying is they’re not online. It’s just slop online.

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• abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I bought one of those “365 bedtime stories” books. They’re pretty nice for bedtime stories. Just the right size, simple and short, and you never have to look for a bedtime story again.

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• _lilith@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Others have said it but if you find AI is fucking something up buy pre 2021 books about it. We must return to the old ways now that model collapse has begun

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• dukeofdummies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The nice thing is that any thrift or second hand store has TONS of children’s books, all for the amount of change you could scrounge up from a couch.

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Also it’s better to read a physical book than anything on a device if you’re about to go to sleep, the blue light is bad for your sleep.

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• ShawiniganHandshake@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Much of Robert Munsch’s work is available online for free. His website has recordings of him reading his books to enthusiastic audiences.

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• Berad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Grimm’s fairy tales- project Gutenberg

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• ReiRose@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  …wordpress.com/…/story-teller-1/

  ^ all amazing

  (Theres a couple of Jesus ones, but i would say overall its a pretty diverse collection for being 1980s British)

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• handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Here’s one from my childhood. Enjoy! Der Struwwelpeter (Project Gutenberg)

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  • smiletolerantly@awful.systems ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Do not

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• Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Go buy a cheap $20 bookcase at $bigboxstore find the nearest thrift store and buy $20 worth of picture books. Read one every time the child is being out to bed and you’ll figure out which ones go back and which ones become favorites pretty quick. It’s one of the best things one can do for their kids (and once they’re in school teachers can immediately tell what kids have parents who read to them and what kids don’t)

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• Triasha@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Nebula has some cozy bedtime stories at I’m pretty sure are not AI.

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Every website ive found for bedtime stories has been bullshit. Ads loading in the middle popping the screen around, popup ads that take you to another page completely whether you like it or not, asking you about cookies again like 4 times.

  Just fuck off, modern Internet. Fuck right off.

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