abbadon420

@abbadon420@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dad jokes⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The resl joke is that the dad has 4 kids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eminem is still the goat!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sauce?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Daily Affirmation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife says the same thing. I hate it. I want her to love herself as much as I do and I wish she could see how beautiful she is in my eyes.

  I am sure your spouse also wants you to love yourself as he does and for you to see the beauty he sees.

  We all want to make our partners happy and loving yourself that way might possibly the happiest you can be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reindeer Flight Dynamics⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So what if its AI? This isn’t slop. It shows what it need to show. It’s a decent enough meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨constants r fun⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thoughts and prayers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sign the Petition: Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Trees also consume it and they can technically live forever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what was the worst enemy of feudalism?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So, you’re saying we need a deadly virus that kills a massive chunk of the population? I’ll see what I can do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Messiah!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why we celebrate Christmas, isn’t it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're switching produce! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know who this man is, but i guess he’s British

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Are You⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So neither ig

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨its not an addiction I can stop whenever I want I just don't want to⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Best I can do is 1 upvote

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clippy had the best suggestions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When I think of meth, I think of the USA. I’m not American, so I don’t expect it. I’m not sure if thats a fair assumption, but it’s one I make.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Her name is Marla Singer.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rage quit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clippy had the best suggestions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ll thank yourself later. I sat next to an addict in the train today. Felt nothing but pity for that poor soul. It’s a great way to become a bad rolemodel, if you have such aspirations.

  Sometimes it feels like our life’s are not our own. We’re just cog wheels in the machines of society. Than you look at a person like that and you realise that you’ve got it pretty good, all things considered. We do have a lot of control of our own lives, but we take most of it for granted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm losing.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know right?! I hate it when people look at me like I’m some kind of criminal. They don’t know I’m robbing this bank, because i stepped on lego when I got out the shower this morning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typical monopoly people⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I’m sinking about this video

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is this colour?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Taupe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT'S TIME! ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice song. Saved!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love me a badly cropped meme

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My kid got me a part time job for Christmas...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh! The joys of christmas?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eat more fibre or something⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because that is the place you go to if you want some peace and quiet. Be it from your colleagues at the office or from your kids at home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dragon Eye Water Bottle...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see that thumbnail. I’m using Connect on Android. I didn’t think of a vagina immediately XD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As sure as 02:30⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is the joke that all toothpaste is basically the same thing?

• My led lights suddenly turned dim. Why do they break like that?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dragon Eye Water Bottle...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is not a shitpost, this is pure craftsmenship. It’s amazing. It doesn’t belong on this community.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kiribati ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you even allowed to post this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sooo... This is happening on Imgur⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Excuse me, I am not a nazi! I’m just holding this uniform for a friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sooo... This is happening on Imgur⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, they do make a good drinks (jagermeister)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You got a problem with the Taskmaster? Greg Davies, taskmaster

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proof you don't have to wait for the new year for self improvement⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sadly not everyone has. He’s doing pretty well in the role of martyr for the nazis