abbadon420

@abbadon420@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relax edgelord⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, I’ll skiphope

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people hate coldplay?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s nothing more boring and generic than Maroon5. At leastI can remember some songs by Colplay. Maroon5 is just all a generic mash

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨smells like i killed the rooster⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember their performance at live-aid, when he said “Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fafo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that wouldn’t be much fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fafo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m game. I allready have a plan. Can anyone guess what the plan is?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dropped more food.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re not intended for “gains”, but for pilates and such. But in my actuality, they’re mostly ornimental.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dropped more food.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is your mom speaking, don’t eat when you’re on the computer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fine dining⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  As a Dutch person, its weird to see ‘Amstel cerveza’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it weird I don't typically answer how old I am anymore, because literally nobody besides my family believes me?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what a vampire would say

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day After Tomorrowland⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Too soon.

  The festival isn’t until this weekend

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deserved? Poll inside⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨talking to my dad about depression⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Find patient zero and kill them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨talking to my dad about depression⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And proffesional guidance, tools, medication, support and understanding from your environment and and you can recognition so you can use the social safety nets your country provides.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨talking to my dad about depression⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a generational thing. Your dad’s generation didn’t talk about mental health, so there was no such thing as mental health. If you had serious depression, you were just weak and grumpy. All you could do about depression was soldier through it. Now we talk about it and it’s more accepted. Now we actually try to tackle the problems of mental health instead of tucking it away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As seen on TV⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This joke is so old, McGuiver can turn it into a musket.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Found a fucking list.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In all these instances, you could replace “fuck” with “smurf” and there is no problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, that’s what the federal government is for. Or well, that’s how it should be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where were you when the final Garfield comic dropped...?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pics or it didn’t happen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Find luigi⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is not a shitpost. This was fun.
  A shame you’re going to get C&D’ed by Nintendo now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨getting the club⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want no scrub.
  A scrub is a dinosaur that can get no love from me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Could you fcking not.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My mind did not go straight to a sex thing. That would be horrible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Could you fcking not.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe because Goku has been revived multiple times

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨( ・∇・)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think “worm” is exactly what he’s doing. The annual worm check.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything's bigger in Texas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dunkin' Donuts Drinks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This sentence gave me diabetes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Women come, women go⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Swinger?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard day at the office⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not necessarily www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM1z_gROCr4

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please settle a debate. A kid in the womb is better off listening to stuff like cat in the hat so it can be read to it at bedtime? Or history of the world during the womb and read it later?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It doesn’t matter. A baby doesn’t understand what you read to it. It only hears you voice and regocnizes it once they’re born. But it’llhear your voice in the belly regardless. Every time you say anyyhing, the baby hears your voice. Reading a book to a belly is mostly for the parents-to-be

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Really?!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake it till you make it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would like to know about websites ending with .onion Is there anybody who can tell me more about this ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  User history proves that this user is genuinely a weird wizard, emphasis on weird.