With the world going to shit, drinking helps. Something will kill you sooner or later.
Mama didn't raise no quitter
Submitted 6 hours ago by cm0002@europe.pub to memes@sopuli.xyz
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RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
socsa@piefed.social 4 hours ago
This is a very serious problem. The next generation is going to grow up and be super lame. The coolness gap is a serious threat to our nation al security.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
By that metric, I had to stop drinking because I was way too fucking cool all the time 😄
Coming up on 9 years in roughly a month and a half 🥳
socsa@piefed.social 2 hours ago
It’s ok brother just like we all get vaccines in part to protect those who can’t, so too will we aspire to backfill the alcoholic coolness in solidarity with those who are unable to contribute themselves. For England.
Deniz@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
yeah but more people are using weeds and other shi now so I think it balances out
mappe@moplemmy.fyi 6 hours ago
Does that mean the price of liquor is gonna drop? Cause NOT SO FAR.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
Other way around. Modern capitalism dictates that as sales drop, prices must rise so profits can remain the same or continue increasing.
bstix@feddit.dk 4 hours ago
Yeah about that… nothing modern about it. That’s what it was supposed to be by the old observations when people had actual scarcity of … wheat and corn or whatever.
It doesn’t work for alcohol today. There are still people doing moonshine brew because it can’t get cheap enough. The demand will never reach a bottom nor a peak.
It’s layers of markets. If you can’t sell your shit brew at “market price” you can always dump the price and reach a new market of bottom feeders or go the other way and pay influencer to make a silly drinking game to make artificial scarcity in the upper market.
There’s always enough supply and demand that everything is possible.
yaroto98@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
With fewer people smoking, the price of cigs sure didn’t drop.
ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world 3 hours ago
Now that… That is interesting man. I’ve never thought about that.
But WHY?!
dregan@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
So the price of whisky is gonna be reasonable again, right?..right?..
shartgargle@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
Shits too expensive lol
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 hours ago
Making your own is easy and dirt cheap.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 hours ago
I switched to heroin years ago.
Highly recommended.
TrackShovel@lemmy.today 1 hour ago
Christopher injecting it into his foot on the sopranos is burnt into my brain
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Pfft that’s rookie stuff
Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Technically, everyone is doing their part in the matter of a number being record low.
clifmo@programming.dev 2 hours ago
It’s so hot, I have to drink salts to prevent headaches. What on earth would I want alcohol?
honesthenery@thelemmy.club 2 hours ago
I smoke weed i don’t regret my actions… I drink and if I am lucky I don’t wind up in jail. The same with the cocain. Devils lurk in this body and the weed keeps them in permajail
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Yeah, we all gotta pick up the pace. It’s not gonna drink itself.
I’m doing my part!
TrackShovel@lemmy.today 1 hour ago
I make a mean Manhattan. Dubonnet instead of vermouth, and drunken cherries. Just enough Dubonnet to change the whiskey’s colour
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I finna grip n’ sip