This is a very serious problem. The next generation is going to grow up and be super lame. The coolness gap is a serious threat to our nation al security.
Mama didn't raise no quitter
Submitted 2 months ago by cm0002@europe.pub to memes@sopuli.xyz
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socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
By that metric, I had to stop drinking because I was way too fucking cool all the time 😄
Coming up on 9 years in roughly a month and a half 🥳
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
It’s ok brother just like we all get vaccines in part to protect those who can’t, so too will we aspire to backfill the alcoholic coolness in solidarity with those who are unable to contribute themselves. For England.
Deniz@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
yeah but more people are using weeds and other shi now so I think it balances out
mappe@moplemmy.fyi 2 months ago
Does that mean the price of liquor is gonna drop? Cause NOT SO FAR.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Other way around. Modern capitalism dictates that as sales drop, prices must rise so profits can remain the same or continue increasing.
stickyprimer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Probably, yeah, because as the casuals drop out, only hardcores will remain, and they are frankly willing / compelled to pay more. So they will.
bstix@feddit.dk 2 months ago
Yeah about that… nothing modern about it. That’s what it was supposed to be by the old observations when people had actual scarcity of … wheat and corn or whatever.
It doesn’t work for alcohol today. There are still people doing moonshine brew because it can’t get cheap enough. The demand will never reach a bottom nor a peak.
It’s layers of markets. If you can’t sell your shit brew at “market price” you can always dump the price and reach a new market of bottom feeders or go the other way and pay influencer to make a silly drinking game to make artificial scarcity in the upper market.
There’s always enough supply and demand that everything is possible.
yaroto98@lemmy.world 2 months ago
With fewer people smoking, the price of cigs sure didn’t drop.
ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world 2 months ago
Now that… That is interesting man. I’ve never thought about that.
But WHY?!
shartgargle@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Shits too expensive lol
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Making your own is easy and dirt cheap.
Lennny@lemmy.world 2 months ago
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
With the world going to shit, drinking helps. Something will kill you sooner or later.
pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 2 months ago
Then why not something special like heroin or meth? Go out with a bang and all. Or reject reality and do LSD, DMT or shrooms? Alcohol is so basic, smh…
k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Yeah, I like weed and shrooms, but they’re super illegal where I live now, I fortunately.
imvii@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
We can get LSD by mail in Canada now, It’s cheap and the quality is amazing.
M137@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Don’t worry, I’m drinking enough for several people so it evens out.
Alienz8mypopcorn@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If you’re a millennial like I am, I feel like we’re the Atlas for the alcohol industry, lmao.
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
You and me both!
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
And my axe!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 months ago
I switched to heroin years ago.
Highly recommended.
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Pfft that’s rookie stuff
TrackShovel@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Christopher injecting it into his foot on the sopranos is burnt into my brain
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2 months ago
Hit em where it hurts, cut alcohol, sugar, fat foods, …
Be healthy AND make em squirm? Count me in.
Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Technically, everyone is doing their part in the matter of a number being record low.
Kwakigra@beehaw.org 2 months ago
Alcohol kind of sucks compared to other drugs. Anything alcohol does something else does a lot better with less liver damage.
Zacryon@feddit.org 2 months ago
bluejayway@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
they lobby against weed in the usa so if you’re living here maybe don’t
MML@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Weed won’t grant me an early death.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I don’t even have alcohol at home anymore.
honesthenery@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
I smoke weed i don’t regret my actions… I drink and if I am lucky I don’t wind up in jail. The same with the cocain. Devils lurk in this body and the weed keeps them in permajail
clifmo@programming.dev 2 months ago
It’s so hot, I have to drink salts to prevent headaches. What on earth would I want alcohol?
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 months ago
I bet it’s been replaced by the Devils lettuce (in the US at least).
lengau@midwest.social 2 months ago
Honestly so much cheaper too (at least in Michigan).
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
And healthier.
I mean I neither drink alcohol nor toke, but I’ve heard mj is the lesser of the two evils, for those who can’t resist mind-altering substances.
celeste@feddit.org 2 months ago
I mostly use alcohol to desinfect equipment since it’s a cell poison.
dregan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So the price of whisky is gonna be reasonable again, right?..right?..
k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I really enjoy the mellowing out effect but I have that crappy East Asian gene (or lack of specific genes?) that can’t process alcohol so I turn red and get headaches right away. You guys will have to drink for me.
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, we all gotta pick up the pace. It’s not gonna drink itself.
I’m doing my part!
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I finna grip n’ sip
TrackShovel@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I make a mean Manhattan. Dubonnet instead of vermouth, and drunken cherries. Just enough Dubonnet to change the whiskey’s colour