ToiletFlushShowerScream

@ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard Out There For A Woman⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If my wife had said something like this on our first date I’d have married her sooner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TSA says officers must stand, chairs banned at airport checkpoints nationwide⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  And when the travelers could be inconvenienced no further, the only thing left was to torture their own agents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If a hot tub can be a time machine, why not fan wormholes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s pretty though!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine you're at someone's house, you really have to go, and then you see this💀⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  This would definitely make me swear out loud a few times

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad times⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Too soon man, too soon!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hope I'm doing this right...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m no art critic…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YOUR HEART IS A MUSCLE, THE SIZE OF YOUR FIST⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  At first it wasn’t immediate that they’d be any sort of folk or punk because of of those 2 songs that got rotation on commercial alternative stations. But I’d argue they are after listening to that Country Death Song, and at least a banjo is featured in a number of their b sides. In the end we are all arguing semantics I suppose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It works just fine⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If the women don’t find you handsome…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cooking Is Fun⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is exactly my experience when my wife asked me to make her the first image for a Sunday breakfast.

  She was still excited for the plate of failure I delivered.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a way to go⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This seems like it needs a list with rankings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone accidentally topped up credit (prepaid) on my second SIM, and paid for unlimited mobile data. Carrier's tech support doesn't care, should I consider it divine intervention?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If it’s divine, then your god must have a very specific project for you. So get started!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fox News sharing billionaire propaganda⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mamdani creates delivery network for NY, uses delivery revenue to pay livable salaries for drivers instead of buying himself a mega-yacht.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Coyote vs. Acme' rightsholders are sending illegitimate DMCA notices to cancel their own free advertising⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m convinced DMCA now just AI agents acting without human oversight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do women in golf wear those short/skirt things while the men wear pants?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like your style

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨White House Launches Arcade.Gov, a Minigame Site Where You Catch Immigrants, Build a Tetris Border Wall, and 'Fill Your Kids' Trump Accounts' With Bitcoin⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, shit posts are worthy of your time. Sometimes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Tf???”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tibia surgery affected chronic blood loss to areas of the fibula and thus osteonecrosis of the affected bone. This patient probably has some serious health issues outside their bone health for this to happen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do women in golf wear those short/skirt things while the men wear pants?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like if all the world’s gold course and clubs burned to the ground overnight and were never rebuilt that there would be negligible impact on humanity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨damn⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can someone explain this to me? Are they the one giving the lecture or are they attending a lecture? What does “posted up” mean and how does it compare to “posted down”? Did smoking keep him upright as if propped up with a post like Mitch may need if giving a lecture on the Senate floor. Do they have lectures on the Senate floor?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rich ppl live longer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jr researchers are using AI to comb through cancer research datanases and every time they come back with data linking racial minority to worse outcomes or faster tumor progression, and proposals to review genetic differences.

  Never does it link that non rich people don’t go to a doctor unless it’s very bad, and so present at later stages of cancer, and can’t afford the better personalized treatments.

  The entire world of dog cancer research has recently collapsed not because there aren’t researchers invested in the work or that there aren’t clinical trials available, it’s that dog owners can’t afford to even travel to clinical sites for treatment.

  It’s heartbreaking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The American Dream, minus 60%⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess my point was that I hadnt realized that it’s no longer just that little neighborhood with the amazing food, it’s like… Most folks now. I hadn’t fully processed the impact of that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The American Dream, minus 60%⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To any American I meet, it more likly than not that they fall into this category

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starbucks Drops Drink Powder That Enveloped Baristas in Clouds of Dust⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When Starbucks was supposed to be an authentic coffee cafe with hand crafted drinks by baristas and in reality it’s all just drink powders charging artisanal prices and enriching shareholders.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pie in the face.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We used to throw pies, now we just throw shade

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They just look annoyed you tipped their houses up on end, and now they have to tip it back down without any arms, legs, and just one foot!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valid⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And why was her ex involved at all?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Firebombs thrown at supercars outside Birmingham wedding venue⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They are SUPER cars, and every knows supers are impervious to fire (see super man, super girl etc) So no need to get excited. Those ultra rich people are just being dramatic, just like when you spit in their soup. Just ignore them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mama didn't raise no quitter⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that… That is interesting man. I’ve never thought about that.

  But WHY?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low rating⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna love that metaphor forever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t want your license plate to rust now.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, But what good has participating in the modern world ever gotten me?